BUFF AND REBUFF .

A magazine for morons tries to bare everything

HERE is an American maga-

zine on the newsstands call-

ed Sir . The sub-title declares

it to be “A Magazine For Males.”

It should be ‘“‘A Magazine For Morons.”

Sir specializes in cheesecake pictures, sex stories, violence and the exotic,

Like most American. maga- zines, it is dedicated to the Wall Street Way of Life, even though it lacks the finesse of the slick magazines,

I was introduced to this jour- nal a few days ago,. free of charge. <A friend gave me a back number, April, 1951, and asked my opinion about an ar- ticle on Communism. The cap- tion of the article read: ‘‘Are Nudist ‘(Camps Communists’ New- est Strongholds?”

According to this article, the pressure of the American Com-

BY JACK PHILLIPS

FIFTH FIVE-YEAR PLAN

During the fifth Five- Year Plan the Soviet Union will boost output of vital into the armed forces, to do types of industrial goods espionage work. That’s how by 1955 (as compared with Russia got the know-how of. the 1950) at approximately American flying saucer! ) the following RaLpe

7. Pictures are secretly tak- Pig iron .......- 45, DERCNY en of men and women ‘in a com- Steel percent

promising situation. These pic- Coat * aber tures are then used for political Ou ee ee 85 percen Electric

blackmail. (That’s why Chiang Kai-shek retreated, to Formosa. DOW eee ae percent The Reds threatened to publish Automobiles 20 percent

munists is so hot they are hid- 4)] very blurred and indistinct, ing out in nudist camps. (I can’t jike the difference between Stev- think of a more exposed place enson and Eisenhower. to hide!) ; The article is illustrated by pictures of life in a nudist col- ony, but they are drab pictures compared with the ones you see in the regular’ “sunbathing” magazines, The main points in the article

are as follows, with, my com- ; ments in brackets: Lenin was the founder of the

1. American nudists camps Russian Communist party and are serving as a front for Com- the leader of the Russian Revo- munists driven underground, Mtion. He was a strict moral- (The reds are hiding behing ‘St and explained the Communist their sun glasses!) position on sexual relations most

< . explicitly.” persons and inetocaals wi g,TBG, following quote is trom “lascivious tendencies” are lur- x aes bal ae Rae tO gare ed by beautiful women into be- Seay: Re ne f Communist leader: coming dupes for Moscow and -: : sabotaging national defense, “The revolution demands con (Every female agent has*to re- Centration, increase of forces, cruit one spy before she can from the masses, from indivi get her clothes back!) duals. It cannot tolerate orgi astic conditions. Dissoluteness in sexual life is bourgeois, is a phenomenon of decay, The pro- letariat is a rising class. It doesn’t need intoxication as a ee narcotic or stimulus. Intoxica- ee ae capanannd a for tion as little by sexual exaggera- sue : q tion as by alcohol. It must not 4. Nudism mixing of the and shall not forget the filth and sexes without clothes on is a_ the savagery of capitalism. It “Communistic invention.’’ (As . needs clarity, clarity and again soon as Eve heard this on the clarity. And so, I repeat, no Voice of America. she put a fig weakening, no waste. no destruc- leaf between her and Adam!) tion of forces. Self-control, self- ta ee ee life is the discipline is not slavery, not rule rather than the exception. even in love.” Liquor flows freely, spiked with Where the Yankees appear as discussions on economics and conquerors, they are met with politics. Married couples swap this slogan, “Go Home, Yanks!” mates by common consent and The Canadian people can well beautiful, obliging women.are afford to say ‘‘Amen.” Also on hand for every unattached this: “Don’t forget to remove eu (This cari must be de- your trash from our newsstands. scribing a millionaire’s week- We admire your Londons, your end party, not a political party!) Dreisers, your Sinclairs, your 6. Starry-eyed maidens, drap- Howard Fasts and all the other ed in idealism and eager to Americans who represent the

This story is nothing more, and nothing less, than a job of red-baiting, designed by the morons of America. If this fan- tastic tale could be proven, the Communist party of the USA would be condemned in the eyes of all decent Americans.

3. Communists are opposed to marriage and monogamy. (In other words, the American stan- dard of living is so high that every Communist can afford to

“broaden their perspective’ are best in American. culture and®

seduced by party leaders. (Once tradition. But you can keep they are seduced, they are sent your Anonymous. He’s phoney.’’

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8. Whenever quarrels break ped ae 46 percent out, husky members of the So- oon: : viet Secret Service step in and LETICS sere 61 percen restore order. (‘These men were Ww oollen E especially trained for this work. fabrics --.-.- 54 percent They were born naked! ) seid a ;

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Huge leap in Soviet

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A new Soviet garden tractor

output

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Fluorination issue

A.R., Vancouver, B.C.: The question of fluoridation is again being taken up by the press in Vancouver. Last March Alder- man ‘Birt Showler implied that editorial support of fluoridation was paid for by vendors of fluor- ides.

No one paid me for writing

‘a letter to the press supporting

fluoridation at the time.

Who really gains by the in- stallation and maintenance of the necessary equipment? The answer is: those that will drink fluoridated water.

A question sometimes asked is: Even granting that tooth de- cay is cut down, who can say that its long-term results will

‘not be detrimental?

My answer is: Fluorine is an element and not a dope or drug. Bones must have these two ele- ments, fluorine and calcium, to thrive. .

Wants a real peace

J. ANDERSON, chairman, New Westminster Peace Coun- cil: When is a real German peace treaty going to be signed?

When will the four powers concerned return to the basic principles of the Potsdam agree- ment and negotiate a genuine peace treaty?

The New Westminster Peace ‘Council protests the priority be- ing given to remilitarization over denazification of Germany.

We believe the people of Can- ada should be alerted to the men-

s

ace of a rearmed and divided Germany. Not only does the recent Bonn contract violate the Potsdam agreement but it puts arms and power into the hands of the very thugs who tortured and murdered millions of peo- ple; including our own. a Peace can never be achieved or maintained by a resurgent German militarism under what- ever name it masquerades. His- tory could repeat itself and a

rearmed Germany could be as

much a menace to Europe as it ever was, not to mention the rest of the world.

Dr. Keenleyside was justified in refusing to hob-nob with Nazis. , How can we let “‘bygones be bygones’ and remain true to ourselves and our fallen?

A four power parley for a reunited, democratic Germany is the best hope for peace in Eur- ope and the whole world.

That PNE parade

HILDA LOVENG, Grassy Plains, B.C.: The beautiful floats

‘and costumes displayed in last

Wednesday’s PNE parade could not compensate for the disap- pointment. and anger we felt in looking at the military display, and to top it all, a U.S. display at that.

What nerve and gall the brasshats and uppercrust have, to try and impress the people of Vancouver with this military show! As visitors to the city, we talked with several people about this and all felt the same way as we did.

We had a son overseas dur- ing the last war and a son-in-law who was wounded, and we know how other wives and husbands feel about such matters.

Another thing we would like to mention is the article in the News-Herald of August 21 by

-one Edith McConnell Murray,

where she says: “Only sour note was the B.C, Peace Council car —wondered why they didn’t fly the hammer and sickle to which

You Derarfnet MWhall You Pleate.

they claim allegiance.” —.

We don’t know the lady who wrote this, but she must be # very ignorant person or just ® plain hypocrite. She talks as if the only ones who want peace are the ones who fly the hat’ er and sickle. She surely must know that the majority of Ca?" adians want peace also, under our own flag. If she ‘was a real

Canadian she would be proud of the Peace Float,.as proud 2s I was. It was a challenge to tb warmongers—and perhaps s)®@ felt guilty.

My husband and I are on i business and pleasure trip and certainly have enjoyed our stay in Vancouver, meeting old friends and seeing all the lovely places. We hope to come pack ; next year to see your PNE pal ade again, but we hope ther

‘won’t be any military display

and also that the Peace Float will be bigger and better.

Koje Island and war

READER,. Vancouver, B.C: Every decent person is shocked and disgusted by the ‘‘dirty iittle war” the Americans are wasi? against helpless Korean prisoB- ers on Koje Island. Yet the cu!” rent issue of Collier's carries % article which glorifies Gener’ Boatner for his “tough tactic? and castigates General Dodd fo! admitting that the charges mad@ by the prisoners were true. ; "There is no doubt in my misd that ‘the Americans are tryi28 to spread the war in Korea 22 are hoping for a third world war. When I say the America® I mean the rulers of AmeriC@ the big politicians and the bras* hats in the Pentagon, not th® common people, who want peace:

How can these warmonge!® be stopped? Only by the com mon people all over the worl uniting to prevent another wa! from breaking out. If we puild

“a mighty peace movement wa!

will become impossible.

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