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Horoscope FOR TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 1801 Whatkbid ef day willtemer- SCORPIO ; row be? To find cet what the (Oct. toNov. 21) Wee atars aay, read the forecast Love at first sight beckons. given for your birth Sign... Be moee efficient on the job.

Watch carelesmess. Be lesa suspicious of a loved one's motivations.

ARIES Femi (Mar. 21 to Apr, 19) Vs SAGITTARIUS xf, Partners may be em = (Nov. 22to Dec. 21) thusiastic. n An impromptu get-together tious could create tension. A should be fun. Teenagers may raises some doubls, problems, but try not to force TAURUS ; deg 1. . (Apr. 20 to May 20) CAPRICORN We New romantic oppoctunities (Dec. 2 to Jan. 19) for singles. Undercurrents af- A surprise Invitation may fect. existing Wes, Watch a arrive. Friends and family tendency. to. overwork, or don't mix favorably, though. s ta! vee Be , ‘ul obese enetril ere 4 0) parcers wears PURE oe jane Youmay meetwithanoffice (Jan. 20toFeb.18) == flirtation, but it’s best not to Business negotiations are mix business and your per- = trying and an argument could sonal life. Watch excessive result. Get more than one

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Write love letters, buf your funds. actutinize bard worker for any ing to business. Avoid get- that appeals to you. ' schemes. Itpayste +, your sphere of action. bea buyer. : clude an inverest 7 . . aw: genera] welfare you (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) ; make a valuable contribution ‘euuld become an = to the greater good. Music, iasme between'loved ones. A films, sculpture, and new work opportunity writing are some of the ar- please, Don't overwhelm pew _tistic endeavors that will bring ae nan

Deer Amn Landers: Of late you have been printing lettera from # number of sexvalty frustrated wives. As a man who admires and respects women {| have been married for 25 years), may | offer a point of view that will probably be resented by the majority of your female readers?

We man, for all our vaunted masculinity and self-reliance, can be extremely sensilive to 6 women’s conduct. Whal a woman perceives os 8 man’s sexual inadequacy may be

caused by her behavior.”

Does ahe nag or complain? Does she talk too much? Is she critical? Demanding? Extravagant? When be Is tired and worrled does she Insist he go pieces of her choosing? If all or any of the above ts true, he can be turned off so completely that sexual activity fs physteatly” Impossible. ©

$07; ledies, with all due respect, Hf the man In your life can't daltver satisfaction, consider tha possibility thet you may not ba the victim but the cause. - Know Whereof 1 Speak In Modesto ; .

Dear Med: Any weman with half 9 working brain call woeld hive te agree tat you have made on excellent peinat.

Ueualty | hear frem woman complaining aboot tn- considerate, enattectionate (aot fo mention washaven and wnbathed) huchends whe expect instant lovemaking af the drop ef a verb. Theaks fer reminding ws thal men need fo be “conditioned,” tee. :

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Dear Anh Londera: My husband Is friendly with two guys aiwork. Their wives are OK, but not He kind | would pick chums on my owt. : oe

Buddy thea fo go out every Friday and Saturday night. We have a atending errangement with these two men end their

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that serves good food at a reasonable price, There's a thres- piece combo In the cocktall lounge, After dinner the men talk

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there [ike a. dummy because I don’t like to dance with shother woman.

Men cut In and they willrdance with anybody who asks. 1 told Buddy | think it’s cheap. He says It Ib periectly OK- because their husbands are Pere. ;

When 1 complain about ihe boring weekends, Buddy says | should shut my trap and be happy he goesn't qo out alone and cheat. What do you think? - Open Mind In Wyoming

Dear Open: Don't you people have homer? Why must you * spend all theea hours in atavera? Break the pattern iy in- viting thom ever for a meal next week, Inclode snvther

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Dear Ana Landers: We.named our son after my grand. father, who wai a distinguished judge. When the boy was about six monthe old my husband staried fo call him “Stinky.’* The name stuck. He's now four, ta0 old for aname Ike that. How can | puta stop te it? - Lone Vole In 0. City

Dear Voice: Whee the hoy starts scheel the feachars will

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given anme is oift ond fetal, make vp snether nickname, and FH bet “Stiakcy” bites tik dest,

Whet't prodth? What's DUC 8 W you aren't pure, you need some help. it's available ba the beoklet: “Decking and Potting - What Are the Limite?” Mail your request te Ana Landers, P.G. Bax 11995, Chaicage, iinet (2411, enclosing 50

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