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- he loves me and _ but time-and , id ar nies

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‘band and me, Last ni

- anguish on his : searing. He-sobbed and pound- © |, “ed his fists into the ground. I turned my eyes away from the ..

‘ Herelamystory a My, hushaid has been: a on for seven. . at >. have. two small chi

- pect he has cheated on me but.

eats, We in. ste

don't. want a divorce. I know |

love him, trangers. Iam cold and Recently a friend of ours.”

"" (aise'a trucker) ea t herpes |. moe rom his girlf ead an aregir - ‘ lar layover. He ga “

ve it to.

unsuspecting e. When ‘doctor told her what she She. went crazy, That:

. That: a while he was géleep she heat

his head in with a

He is in the hospital with a

skull.

Th flled charges and: ‘ ee ee sa

in jail, She have to go toa mental because she keeps ‘te

. everyone she is sorry she ntkihia.

Ever since that hai trucker treats me a

my plece of Dresden china. He

The fear of genital herpes certainly has had a chilling ef- - fect on the one-night stand. Thanks for a new twist. Transvestitehusband —_. . I was happily married until I discovered my husband was ‘women's underwear under his work clothes, He said he has been doing it for several years. Mayhe I never knew, because he always un- . dressed in the closet.

' Now ye have two children

I.am concerned about the kids. What will they think if they find out? Is he 9 homosex- ual? I have no reason to be-

' Hteve he is anyone. H

never me.

. He

Te without

ur friends are all couptes,

Js there a.cure for this

behavior! He says he won't go a toa peyctiologist because he not hurting n

says, “Then : ‘0. You are the ons with the er biem.” a abould also tell you he is a won- derful hus! and father. This is my only complaint.) Last week he began to pluck. his eyebrows, Please give me

state, — Afraid Of The ‘ - Your husband !s a tranaves-

’ tites Moat aythorities believe:

crossdressers get thelr jollies from wearing women's gar- ments, and that they go no fur- ther. A cure? There is none. . Belleve It or not, your hus- band haa ‘given you good ad- vice, You need to aee a counsel:

“+ Jor and learn more about his

deviant behavior. You. also need to know how to explain It to your children because one day they will surely notl¢e that dad's eyebrows are plucked and his toenails are painted. - Your family doctor can help you find a good therapfat. Get going — and good luck.

Growing palms I will soon be 45 years old

and have always lacked self- confidence. I pega S feet, 8

es and 0 pounds, I’ve been seriously about breast. entation

_ surgery. A few 0 my ‘close *-

7 T must admit to feeling. somewhat silly wo about a matter that

I don't know how to respond since your signature leads me eve thai you don't know augmentation means. Did you mean reduc: - tion? Surely you don’t think Doliy needs more! .

“>. Nelther operation Is danger- . ous, althoug

there are inher- ent risks In any aurgical proce- dure. I sug est you discusa this matter with your physician.

Dear Ann Landers: Settle an argument between my hua onTyv there were close-in snots of a father who had lost five mem- bers of his fam! ‘ace Was soul.

TV screen and show de they do this to people who are suffering?”

My, husband replied, ‘‘It's the First Amendment. dom of the press. People have the right to know!” 1. asked,

- "Know WHAT? What is there

to know? This man Is going

~ through hell and the cameras

are crowdln in on him, in truding on his grile radin: . 1 think I's

. fit before the world.

obscene!”

We argued for quite awhile and, of course, nobody won. Will you address yourself to

paper establishment? They do same thing. Of course, I don’t to see this letter

“tare. The hest word to de

‘~~ It will: make someone laugh, ‘~. Patlents In the waiting room: . :

> ‘ously in her late 60s and visib] - . shaken, came out, paid her b and lef!

. happened?

', people can survive kind of

Inafire. The -—

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element in buman ‘ns itis revolting.

“5+ Sure eure'for blecups | man you meet. an vider -_ Dear Any Landers: The let = and they have the same tast ter from 3 reader, offering 8 + janie, never assume they are _ gure cure for hlecups, remind: ed meof this oldie. if youthink ~~ \father. and daughter They

were startled by a loud scream ~~ from the doctor's office. A few.” '.° minutes later,a woman,-obvi-- ~~

t. .The doctor emerged

. and ‘algnated for the next pa- vo

tient to. come in. As they walks | itlent asked, “What... © -

» “Oh,” the doctor replied, “1.

_ told her she was -pregnant.”. ‘The patient locked astonished. — “But doctor, you couldn't have. : - been serious!” 2’ os

“Of course not,” he.answer-'. | ed. "But it sure cured her hice |.

vice. And now may I ride your

- coattails and addone more? 6: When you meet a friend =, you have not seen

swash. Sak From Yak’ "| while, da not aak, “How Is your - Dear Yak: It made me - husband (or wife)?” There is a Jaugh, and I had never heard it - 50-50 chance that are dt

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f = Ann Landen pals ie we heen bother- ‘or the yo woman wnosne il :

atce's mother Goce not Iie her: ine me for aeverai

because she alnloo! :

DON'T MARRY HIM. The the only female mem!

all-male household (three

criticiom will never atop. sons), I have been told I am

Eventually it will destroy you.

- You will [ose your self: pots. . . and end up feeling like a com: — When I was in high schoo! I piste failure at eve! hing. 1 remember that we girls were "fact, Iam there now. Iam > ‘ways givem privacy in gym sticking with this marriage be- changed inte and out of our cause I have four kids who suits. I waa grateful for that need a father. But If 1 had It to y. Yet my bushand says do over agaln, I wouldn't. — when be was in the servite no - Anonymous In The Boonies one cared about modesty in , Dear Boo: And how much showers or even in bathrooms. : einotional eapporé do ou get Our sons swiin in the nude at mother belitties you? Most, -- @amp-and they say the same

criticism if someone hove

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attention you're word

I belleve this may be the reason there is.s0 much . homosexuality today. A desperately lonely or weak-

could be te

1 have learned after eome cross over the line with — no oo, whomever is near. What ! Rerinay tow, MayTahare =. Amn? — Concerised Shee aon token payment for Feo aonb apne ef the

the good advice you have moment because sere lone:

ven me over the ly. That pattern ls sat (or it

1, Never assume a woman is isn't) by the age of 3 or 4. Ask pregnant even If sie Ap ay your gone if thelr sexual oment Certain medications, vi & naked male oa as well as Can cause & you will understand the point I woman te took 5 ae i “ am trying tomake. not ask a close relative the Fliness: cause of death, A drug over : j dase ay mule Are possibil What it does

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