at Wednesday, September 2, 1970 SAANICH PENINSULA AND GULY ‘dttMaleh MR. PEARLS DS REVIEW [SLAN The Jack Scott Column About once every couple of weeks I set aside a day--this being it--for the processing and return shipment of poetry. You just wouldn’t believe how many poets we have. in these parts or how many, seeking an audience or a judgment, nominate. your . correspondent. This puts a heavy respon- sibility on a man. Good or bad, poets almost alwayS express some private thought and, being trusted with this, you just can’t toss it lighly aside as you might less personal correspondence. You can’t, anyway, because poets never give up. A good many of the stanzas that arrive’on my desk have been submitted first to the editorial page people; © politely and properly» rejected. and im- mediately sent to this depart- ment as an appeal from the original verdict. I have, as a result, evolved a form of reply carefully designed to avoid any opinion on the merits of the verse because I have found that amateur poets ‘are very easily wounded and I’d no more criticize. their rhymes than I would criticize their baby pic- tures. ~ The subject..was brought. up recently in the column of Sidney Harris, the widely syndicated Chicagoan. whose low-key, philosophical writing I generally enjoy, but who turned ugly in dealing with the bards. ‘Practically anybody who can arrange alphabet blocks to spell c-a-t thinks: he is an. em- bryonic poet,”’ Mr. Harris wrote. “T have learned through bitter experience never to.suggest that their literary efforts stink, which EVERY FRI. AND “SAT. EVENING: in the: Museum Unit of B.C Ruan ST. § SIDNEY B.C. 656-9004, they do. Only God can make a tree, but any fool thinks he can write a passable poem. “The - dunderheads) who bombard editorial offices with © their hideous hexameters forget-- -if they ever knew--that poetry is a craft before it is an art and that a skilled poet requires as much training and preparation as a journeyman plumber or car- penter. . ‘You can no more write. by sheer inspiration than you can fix a leaky faucet by inspiration.” End of Mr. Harris. Well, now, there may be a bit of truth in this unkind blast, but it also seems to me a. waste of energy to get mad at poets. It is like complaining about. people whistling on the street or yodelling in the bath-tub. Amateur poetry, it seems to -‘me,-is something special. It does not. seriously pretend to be craftmanship. The writer does not submit it in the hope of BCAA Questions Car Pollution Enforcement ~ British Columbia «Automobile Association: president Rowley. Hastings said today he heartily approvesof -the® provincial government’s. move. to require anti-pollution devices on all new” cars. “It’s the only way people will control |: pollution. * from -automobiles,’’ he said... ‘‘The -manufacturers have to be forced ‘to attach these devices to all their. new vehicles.” - In this. way, Hastings” said, ‘older, problem:«cars’ will be gradually eliminated. 9-9 t- “I don’t think there is any way .the car manufacturers are going to clean’ up their motors unless: the government says they can’t sell them without effective: anti- pollution. devices,” he said. . “This is: starting. at: the right place.’ We've: “already. gone: ‘on ‘pollution. He can only use what is his" motor : “ficiently.” “the. provincial government* will ‘are put. into effect. He warned ~ that no undue: hardship should be af placed on the motorist. national total. express. some personal con- -record at BCAA that pollution has © 0 be. stopped _ at the. manutac-. OS payment or fame, but. simply because he hasn’t anything better to. do with it. It must be remembered that anyone who has been embraced by the Muse has no way of knowing he has. given birth to a monster. It looks exquisite to him, blinded as he is by the bitter- sweet -joy of creation and so he sends it off to the editor--or to me- -and that is the end of it for him. All he asks is that it be read and that he may get back an en- couraging word--for which he never, never encloses a_ self- addressed envelope--and who can be mad at that? What Mr. Harris has com- pletely overlooked is the fact that while the poetry may. be terrible, and usually is, the motivation for it is a shining, wonderful thing and should be rewarded. These. ‘‘dunderheads”’ and their vile verse are struggling to ception of beauty, trying to pin down a transient emotion or some imagined glimpse of the deeper meaning of life. Often they are groping pain- fully to. put down words something. mysterious and lovely, striving to. pass on. the feeling of being suddenly aware of truth. : They: flop. horribly, of course, As Mr. Harris. says, inspiration isn’t enough. ‘Earnestness ‘isn’t enough. The more you work with words the more you're aware of their limitations and their. ob- -stinacy... But it’s the trying that counts. For so long as.a large number of people are moved by. that lofty ‘desire to express themselves, and ‘soto understand a little better the “joy and sorrow of life, then all is not lost. A CHILD LEARNS TO SWIM Young Swimmers Take Exam | | Of Red Cross The children listed below took Red Cross examinations at the conclusion of swimming lessons held during the holidays at the @TSS Craigmyle. Motel pool in Sidney. A total of 120 children took part in the several classifications arranged by Sidney Recreation Commission, and.the instruction and supervision was headed by Mrs, Eleanor Sowerby, Mrs. Lyn Sept. 2nd. To Prices Effective ‘Sept. Sth. In Your Friendly Sidney Safeway Store WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES Gardner and Sid Young: Pre-Beginners: Ken Gill, Shannon Hill, Enid Ferner, Linda a Siemens, Mary Stiles, Seanna os Green, Holly Jacob, Lisa Bosko, Tracey Ringland, © Murray This is the last of ten lessons in which your child has Sutherland, Chris Knudsen, learned to swim. You've brought him from the simple exercise of vet ting used to water splashed on-his face to the point he only has.to learn to co-ordinate his arms; legs and bre: ath: ing to be anaccomplished swimmer. In waist-deep water show him how to push off to- wards the shore or poolside, arms stretched in front, head down. Now kick your legs. then start to move your arms. You'll have to come up for breath alter a few sec- onds but keep repeating it with the child: beside you: doing the same thing. Show him how to turn his head to the side enough that his mouth will be out of water so he can take a quick breath. Have him turn his head to. the right as the right arm is under water and the right shoulder. back from his head. Mastering this co-ordination is going to take time and not a little frustration. However, the motions and it’s just a question of putting them all together in asmooth operation. He’s aswimmer! In ten short lessons your child has progressed from imitating Freddie Frog and is now. at. home in the water, enjoying every second with a.sense of accomplishment. You're tired, but sure you have. an Olympic cham- pion in the family. LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT: Impress on your | youngster that the strongest swimmers always have some- -one swimming with them. It's called the “buddy system.”’ Would you like to have reprints of all ten lessons? Send gu 00:and' a. large. self-addressed envelope to A. CHILD: LEARNS TO SWIM, clo this newspaper, Room. 1310, 80 King Street West, Toronto, Ontario. Margaret Stodart, Greg Siver, Scott. Jacob, Stasia Gallagher, Kendall Hart, Russel Tripp: Alan Mabley, ~ Robbie. Bell,” Ken Scudamore, Nigel Lawson, Susan Silberberg, Linda Boutin, Jim Turner, Jan Mackinnon, Robert McCallum, Chery! Simon, Greg Valliers. Terry Tobin. Beginners: » Bruce —- Larsen, Rodney. Tonellier, Perry Wallace... Sharon . Coward, Stephen -Carter, Vickey Hay, Idena. Ralph, Michelle Rosko, Denise McCarthy, Kathy Young, Leah McCaw, Robin. Braun, Magdalena Soos, Dolina: Starr, Anne Snow, Chris. Bell, Stephen Coupsie, Debbie Ife, David Snow, Holly Jacob, Susan Housachenko,» Ian Currie, Gerald Kidson. Junior: Dean. Hunter, Kathy Salt, Barbara.Granfield, Karen.. McCaw, Sonja McGoldrick. he now: knows all Survival Swimming: Kathy Salt, Eileen Currie, Tisa Currie, Karen. McCaw. “Many other children who did not take the examination progressed very well, said Mrs.. Gardner. turing level of both. motors. and. *fuels '- the individual motorist is. ‘limited ‘in: his ability. to control. -available to him and make sure is. functioning ef- Hastings was curious as to how enforce: the standards when they: fey Ke) Ih a Hy aa nyoute smiling — rloabatts.. The beer that — smiles with you. acing CARA _ ate POR MICO, oe . (Eabartas horn LR AT FON BERT f= The 4,504 miles of main line | fl railway in British Columbia - represent over 10 per cent of the “Hightight of the year for. ex-members of the * WRCNS on Vancouver Island, their annual birthday banquet and social get-together will be held at CFB Esquimalt: (Naden).on September. 9. “ & . 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