SIDNEY AND ISLANDS REVIEW, SIDNEY, B.C, FRIDAY, JULY 18, 1913 CHURCH NEWS ANGLICAN CHURCHES. July 20.—Ninth Sunday after Trinity. 11.00 a.m.— Morning Prayer, and Holy Communion—St. Andrew's. 3.00 p.m.—Evening Prayer—Holy Trin- ity. 7.30 p.m.—Eyening Prayer—St. And- Tew’'s = METHODIST CHURCH Sunday Services:— 11 a.m. Berquist’s small hall. 3 p.m. South Saanich church. 7.30 p.m. North Saanich church. Sunday School:— 10:15 am. Berquist’s small hall 2 p.m. South Saanich church. 2.30 p.m. North Saanich church. Wednesday 8 p.m. Prayer meeting in parsonage, Ladies’ aid meeting 2nd Thursday of each month. JAS. HICKS, Pastor. Saanichton News. On further enquiry, Mr. Van Sant said “that cars would leave Vicroria at about opm. On suggesting that fares from Sidney and Saanichton should have the odd fide cents knocked off so as to make it eighty cent and sixty cents respective- ly both to save inconvenience of change and a little concession to the public at the inauguration of the resurection of the V.&S. Mr. Van Sant said it was ultra vinlus with him. We replied, yes, but you have some influence. Yes, we will see what can be done. A letter received from F. R. B., Saan- ichton, has been held till next week, hay- ing arrived too late for this issue. KEPT HIS WORD. A groom at a certain mansion sold Some property that he had had left him for $800. There was employed at the same place a farm bailiff, a great and clever person in his own estima- tion, who made it a rule to snub and try to ridicule the groom and make him look as small as possible on every occasion they met at the village hos- telry- The groom was returning from his _laxryer’s with notes to the value of $800 in his pocket and on calling at the “pub” found Mr. Bailiff there, as usual, doing all the talking and drinking gin- and-water, a beyerage of which he was too fond. On entering, the groom said he didn’t Wish to disturb the company, but he had just had a slice of luck. Would they drink up and have one with him. “Pooh, pooh! bailiff. They all, with the exception of Mr. Bailiff, did as requested, The groom, to the bailiff's astonish- ment, paid with a ten-dollar note, add- Ing that he had more money than any nan in the room, and to show he had no ill-feeling against Mr. Bailiff, he offered to him with gin-and- water for the rest of the evening on condition that he gave him ten cents. The bailiff paid, thinking what a glorious fuddle he was going to have. The groom ordered the landlord to bring in a bucket of water and ten cents’ worth and when sup- plied, he astonished the by emptying the spirit into the bucket and saying to the bailiff: “There, you can go on for an hour good Bosh!" exclaimed the treat of gin, company or two now.” HUMAN EFFICIENCY. Attributes of Man's 7 cussed by a Physician. Make-Up Dis- (Continued from page seven) Again, the great captains of in- dustry, the actors, the governors, the senators and the cabinet ministers, who haye not exceptional physical de- velopment when they enter great con- tests, ofttimes find themselves heavily handicapped. The winners are usually those who have heeded the warning and entered the contest piepared for each emergency. In other words, they have profited by the information im- parted to them in the consideration of how to defer old age in maintaining physical ‘activity. : In the reason Case of those who; for one or another, have got habit of improperly carrying the body, there jis much useless expenditure of energy. ~Dhis who walk incorrectly. is noticeable those A great many people have a habit of throwing the body backward (over the centre or dead line) too far when Walking. This results in the useless consumption of energy while walking. It means, words, that you use muscular effort to drive your body forward, be- Sides the muscular effort necessary for Not only does this position of the body in Walking make it necessary to use more energy, but it places the bones forming the framework of the body in improper relation. In many instances such a re- lation of the bones is so brought as td cause impingements which work exceeding great joints. 5 Since walking is but a series of suc- cesSive falls successfully resisted, the body should lean forward just over the centre of the dead line enough to make it act as an automatic flywheel. In the engines of our great ocean liners and dreadnoughts provision is made by. means of an artificial flywheel to carry the piston over the centre or dead line. The act of leaning just a little forward when walking is a like function in man. = Incorrect standing and Sitting are other faults which are readily acquired and with much difficulty corrected. They both materially depreciate the mechanical efficiency of the body from a purely mechanical standpoint. Be- Sides, they place the vital organs in an unnatural relation to their normal position, thereby many bringing about disorders and diseases which, if not early recognized, may ter- minate seriously. By standing and sitting incorrectly the backbone is forced into an un- natural curve, thereby causing pres- sure on the spinal cord. This pressure may be of sufficient degree to cause irritation of the many nerves that are in close constant communication with the cords. Where the deformity is suf ficiently extensive the chest becomes Sunken, limiting the lung space. This means less Jung freedom, less room for lung expansion, less air, less oxygen, poorer blood, less general resistance, early actual aging of the body.—By Dr. William A. Evans in Louisville Cour- in in other its otherwise natural propulsion. ofttimes harm to the internal, times | ier-Journal. She was apt to forget things, and so she was afraid she would forget to or- der the chickens in time. All day, to guard against it, she would keep re- peating to herself: ‘'Chickens-grocer- echickens-grocer.” Finally at the time she was accustomed to call the grocer she went to the telephone and asked: “Wave you any nice young grocers?” "Why, yes, ma’am,”’ said the surprised voice at the other end of the line. “This is Mrs. Jones talking,” she went on, “and I want you to send me a couple dressed.” “‘Send you a couple dressed?” gasped the grocer, “Well, no; you bet- ter send them undressed and when my husband comes home he will wring their necks and the cook can dress them.’—St. Paul Dispatch. In a small town theatre a soldier, the cheaper of found all seeing a few late, Seats occupied; the more expensive places vacant, he arriving SO, made toward them. “Here, where are you going?” an attendant after him. “Where I going man, Cheerfully. “Where a good sol- dier should go—to the front, of course.” ealled am 2" replied the The minister of a parish in Seotland was called to effect a reconciliation be- tween a fisherman of a certain village After using all the argu- the and his wife. ments in his power to offending husband that it was unmanly of him, to say the least, to strike Polly with his fist, the “David, you know that the wife is the and should have convince minister concluded, wWealzer vessel, you pity- on her.’ ‘Wreel, then,” she’s the weaker carry the less sail.” said David, sulkily, “if should vessel, she into a WANTED To Purchase a smallirowing boat. Must be cheap. Apply L. G. N., care Review. FOR SALE Ranger Bicycle as good as new, $20. Apply Addison, Third Street. WANTED A first class Milch cow, must be Tepis- tered Jersey, fresh anda good miller. Apply, ips FOR SALE Yu 25c¢ each Phore £29, or order may be left at Mr. Critchley’s Store. “SEA POINT” Sidney. DO YOU NEED A BATH New Sanitary Baths Just Installed at Merryfield’s Barbor Shop Opposite Depot. | ON ee Mai Nice Cottage Overlooking Sea ON EASY TERMS Acre Blocks on Marine Drive, all clear- ed, from $750 up. SNAP—Large Lot on Fisth Street, 70x236, $460 cash H.A.MCKILLICAN Phone 14 Sl DEPARTMENT STORES | FIRST STREET AND BEACON AVENUE For Preserving Season Economy Jars Mason-Atlas Jars Fruit Spoons, Dippers, Fun- Don’t put off ordering your Strawberries as the season for them is nearly over. Leave your orders now for Cherries, Raspberries, Loganberries and Apricots. WE HAVE. | aaa a Schram Jars Gem, screw top nels, Etc. SIDNEY TRADING COMPANY, Ltd. | SIDNEY, B. C. | weg