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"FOR THURSDAY,
August ‘Hy, yr

(Mar 21 to Apr. 20). 7

«A complete. break. from
normal activities could prove
Why not try out one
of those creative ideas you've
had in mind?

TAURUS — ia
(Apr. 21 to May 21)
Don’t shrug off another's

problem. It may be more:

than you think. Rather,
give him (her) your | undivided
ell and, if you can, your

GEMINI
On nthough ye siejented itt
ven youre:
the time, a suggestion put to you
some weeks ago, will now prove
feasible. Follaw up — from a
slightly different angle.
CANCER
(June 2 to’ Sly 23 en)
A successful start to a new
enterprise indicated. For best
reaults, launch at midday. The

. p.m. hours promise lively social
activities,

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to prove casein. tn fn
to back out on a promise, Don't

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cupnticaal interests. Praise
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difficult Job well handled.

your: activities may have
certain
arrangements:

extremely

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; (Oct..24 to Nov. 22). me
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negotiations,

calling with
superiors. On the personal side,
look for a happy reciprocation
of good will you" ve shown in the

past.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 23 to Dee. 21) tt
Get an-early start. The

forenoon hours will be best for

realizing aims through

acquaintances and group

‘CAPRICORN

(Dee, 22 to Jan. ony Whey
Give. top priority to career

matters. No matter how

desirable, by-pess other in-

terests temporarily. It will pay

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(San. 21 to Feb, 1») 8

accomplishmen

“little”? details. Seemingly
minor factors could be ex
tremely important. ..
PISCES x
(Feb, 20 to Mar, 20)

A day of great ingp
Your innate perspicacity and
knack for pleasing, applied in

the right areas, could
many unexpected benefits.

YOU BORN TODAY are a
dynamic, ambitious and ver
satile individual, but extremely

self-willed. There are -many
fields in which you could suc-

’ ceed, but the theater will be the

meet satisfying outlet for your
talents — either as playwright,
actoc, director or producer; as

a dramatic critic, too, Other
areas which may appeal to you:
the law and statesmanship,
medicine or education. You are
idealistic and
{ti polit linpulded,
but-do try to curb a’ suscep-
thility to flattery. Birthdate of:
Gifford Pinchot, . U.S.
statesman.

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letter used stands for another. If you think that X equals 0, it
will equal O throughout the puzzle, Single letters, short words,
and words using an apostrophe can give you clues to Tocating
vowels. Solution is accomplished by trial and error. ;

Dear Abby...

DEAR READERS: How much do you know ‘about
homosexuality? Mark the: following statements “True” ar
ne.

1, Homosexuals commit more crimes than straight.
people, (True or False?)

3. Everyone jis born straight, but some become gay.
because they have been seduced by 8 gay person eerly in
life. (True or False?)

3, You can always tell homosexuals and lesbians hy the
way they act, dress and talk. (True or False?}. .

4. If a person is gay, no amount’ of therapy or
motivation can change him. (True or False?)

5. Boys raised by domineering mothers and weak (or

absent) fathers usually turn into: homosexuals. (Troe or. —

False?)
- . 6, Gay people can never become mothers or fathors.
(Trus or False?)
“7. Homosexuals are more inclined to molest children
sexually than heterosexuals, (True or False?) .

‘8. fa person has one or two sexual experiences with

someone of the same sex he is gay. (True or False?)
' §, The American Psychiatric Association stated that
‘homosexuals are “sick.” (True or False
_ EQ, Homosexuals can be legally married to each other
under the law in the U.S.A. (True or FalseT) ~.
11, Most homosexuals ry te. convert young people into
becoming gay also, (True or False?)
12, Children ralsed by gay parents ‘(or gay people)
usually become homosexuals thomeelves. (True or Falae?).

How did you score?

- IF you marked all 12 statements “Falee,” you are very
well informed.

If you marked nine statements “False,” you are fairly
well informed.
- Ifyowmarked four or more statements “True,” you have
agreat deal to learn about homosexuality, because ALL of
the above statements are FALSE!

CONFIDENTIAL TO "GRIEVING STILL": The most
eonsoling bit of philosophy I've ever ‘come across was
written by Benjamin
deceased brother, John, on the occasion of hie death. I
quote, in part:
~ “Aman [s not completely born until he is dead. Why then
should we grieve that a new child is born omong the
immortals?

: gard we

anklin to the daughter’ of hia ~~

_DID YOU KNOW? [iA-oaem

IN 1907, WROTE MOSTLY &
_ ABOUT INDIA, WHERE HE
LIVED MOST OF HIS LIFE.
HE WAS A RESIDENT OF
+ THE U.S, FROM 1892 70 1896,

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“By Abigall Van Buren

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We are. + ipistte. That hodies should be lent us while they
‘pleasure, asaist ue in acquiring knowledge or in
good to our fellow. ‘creatures is a kind of benevolent

. atvhon th they become untit for these purposes, and atford

us pain inetead of pleasure, inatead of an aid become an

encumbrance and answer none of these intentions for

which they were given, it is equally kind and benevolent

that a way is provided by which we wet rid of them.
Death ig that way." o

DEAR ABBY: Last week I roturned from caring for raiy

ailing mother for the last five weeks, She has ‘a terminal

lnesq and lives 800 miles from here.

Yesterday a friend of mine called on me and J am still in
‘shock. She begged me to give my husband a divorcel:It
searns they saw a lot of each other while I was out of town.
_She said they were “in love,” and he claimed I won't give
him a divorce. She said my husband said we were

“separated” and I had left him),

‘We've baon married for 17 years and there never was
any mention of divorce. In fact, I thought we had a good
tig ot I am stunned, hurt and dizzy aya to figure
“this ou '

Can you help me?

STILL IN SHOCK

DEAR STILL: What's to figure out? Tell. your husband —

about ‘ your visitor, and let HIM explaln it to you.

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For Abby's a bakes, “How to Have a Lovely Wedding,

Bl to ¥
Calle eee all Van Buren, 132 Lasky Dr., Beverly Hil,

(244) envelope. .

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