THE HERALD, Friday, September 8, 1978, PAGE 6

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JEST FOR LAUGHS

MOMMY'S ATHER BRIDGE CLUB
So YOu'RE HAVING FUDGE

A oresident in a swanky
Midiows apartment-hotel noted
that appreciable inroads were
being made ina his supply af
bourbon by persons unknown,
Very carefully, he made a small
pencil mark on the label of the
botile on his side tuble opposite
the current level of the liquid.
Retuming home that cight, be
found a note an his night table
which read: “Please don’t pul any
inoe pencil marks onthe battle of
huirbon, because | dan’t want to
have to put water in such
wonderful whiskey.”

An item from a midwestern
newspapor: A (ramp was Caught
under the bed of an elderly
*wontan last night. It upaet her a0
wuch that herstomach was on the
hunt all night,

A preacher was preaching to
his congregation on the subject of
sin. He became more and: more
eloquent and finally shouted, "Is
there one single virgin in this
congregation? If there ig let her
please stand’ up!" He then
paused, nobody staad up. He was
about to resume when he noticed

BACHELOR HAVE
CORNER LOT

This ilttle one bdrm, unit is
located on a large corner
lot in good residential area.
with inside
entrance. House is fully
furnished and is yours for

Full bsmt.

$26,500.

Q. How can a leopard change
his spots?

A. By goitig from une spat to
another.

Two gitls met for lunch and
were discussing their marriage
prospects. “I hear your boy friend
graduates from law school next
month. [ guess you'll gel married
sharily after?" “Oh, ao, not right
away,” answered the other, ‘I
want him to practice about a year
inst.”

A reporter intervirwing a
woman on her 105th birthday:
"Ta what do you attribute your
long fife io?" She thought
moment and said, “I eat
moderately, | work hard, bdo not
drink ar sake and FT get plenty of
reat. He then asked, “Have you
ever fren bedridden?” The
woman looked at him surprised,
“Why, yes, sure Ehave, but don’t
put thal in the paper.”

HUW HOSGN LEO VONEL LAAN PNDOU | POO vUgnD gE HHA

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a young woman slanding in the
rear of the church with a baby in
her arms. “Young woman, did
you understand the question? |
asked was there a virgin in the
house.” ‘Yes sir,” said the
mother, ‘but you don’t expect
this three week old baby girl to
stand by herself, do you?”

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Acatcher onthe Los Angeles
Angels ance se1 out in hol pursuit
af a Pasadena millionaire's
daughter. Weeks later the team
manager asked how he was
getting along with the enciety girl.

"Not sa goad," admitied the
catcher, "So far it's no hits, no
runs, and no heiress.’”

& 5.

GOOD STARTER
ON ONE ACRE

This little 3 bdrm. hame on
cement ring wall is nicely
situated ona fertile acre of
land. Interior has recently °
been renovated and asking
price of $32,000 includes F.

& drapes

WELL KEPT OUTSIDE - - - ATTRACTIVE INSIDE

Well kept 3 bdrm. condominium facing Davis Ave. Interior
decoration makes Ihis a very attractive unlit. Geod kitchen
and 1% baths. Asking $20,000, Existing mtg. assumable.

RURAL HOMESTEAD
80 AGRE PARCEL

Rosswood

homestead. 80 acre parcel
of land, Alt year 2 bdrm.
accommodation with wood
stoves. Beautiful view of
Goat Mtn, Asking $32,000.

THREE BEDROOM
BEAUTIFUL GARDENSe,
Bey

rural

Night Pho nes

Older 3 bdrm, full bsmt.
home In excellent condition
on large residential fot.
Fireplace In living rm.-
Patlo, fruit trees, ate. Very
very nice. Asking $55,000.

List with McColl’s and get prompt and friendly service. ,

| Bonnie Shaw 635-6970
Bud McColl 635-2662

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by PUL GNGH, Polio

Carrier

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Home

VANCOUVER (CP) — A
Dutch carrier of infectious
poliohas returned to Holland
from British Columbia after
receiving clearance from
local health authorities.

Dr. Tony Larsen,
provincia) epidemiologist,
said Wednesday the 17-year-
old youth, whose name was
not released, returned to

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_The charter flight com-
-pany earlier in August had
refused toallow him to board
.the plane because it had not:
received a guarantee that
there was no danger of in-
fection to other passengers.
While in B.C, the youth re-
mained in quarantine at the
home of his cousin, Jake Van
de Pol, a Chilliwack
mushroom farmer, who
contracted paralytic polic.
Larsen said the youth was
allowed to return home after
the polio virus was no longer
detected inhisbody. «© |
He also said he heard that
Van de Pol is making
progress in his fight against
the disease.

——by Richard

JacksonOttawa, You want
proof what those
Bureaucratic Bubbleheads

are costing you? Classic case
in point is set out in the
federal government's own
Canada Gazette.it concerns
a year long legal battle
between Revenue Canada’s
Customs and Excise Division
and Coles Book Stores over a
publication entitled ‘'The
Great Price Maker,"It's a
period piece in print, a
coffee-table type , 8
rather extraordinary
reproduction, with  in-
troduction and explanation
of the 1909 Sears Roebuck
catalogue.lt’s deseribed as
“A Treasured Replica of
History, a practically
complete illustrated guide to
the turn-of-the-century
American when he had just
completed the taming of the
country’s wilderness and the
United States finally was
emerging as a power.'’It was
a mirror held up te life Inthe
post-Civil War U.S. with
picturesladies in long un-
derwear, gents in their
winter trapdoor ‘‘longs'’,
wood-burning stoves,
buggies, wicker suitcases,
length bathing
costumesjust like an Eaton's
catalogue of the same long
ago.And the prices!You
wouldn’;t believe it.Ladies
hats, high fasioned, with
feathers $2.50.Gents work-
bools, $1.75.Coles thought it
was a book.Revenue Canada
said it was a catlalogue.And
catalogues pay heavier duty
imposed on their ‘‘ad-
vertising content,” than do
books of the entertainment
or educational value.But it
was published by Sears
Roebuck, and Sears Roebuck
was, and still is, a great
continental mail order
‘department store = en-
“terprise.So, ruled Revenue
Canada, it fiad toa be a
catalogue and not a book,
A and please come across with
the higher import duties.But

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‘pone of the items set out in
the 70-year-old publication
were for sale, pointed out
Coles.Irreleyant, scoffed
Revenue Canada.Not only
was it out of print long since, -
pleaded Coles, but it was
incomplete with some of the

pages missing.Immaterial,

said Revenue -
Canada.Clearly, argued
Coles, it was a_ historical
documentation of . another
bygone age, a _ fading

otographic recall of life as
it had been lived by our great
grandparents, and definitely
not an advertising
brochure.Not to cavil, in-
sisted Revenue Canada,
quite obviously a catalogue
is a catalogue is a catalogue,
so pay up.Coles, wise to the
bumblings of the bub-
bleheads of the bureaucracy,
took the case to the Tariff
Board.

Tha Mest Faemous Basket wi ihe Word *

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It's time to call your
Welcome Wagon hostess.

Lynn Hickmin ~ 630-8427
Lols Mohninger - 635-5309 ©

Where Westemers win all-ways
Western Canada Lottery Foundation Li

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MWELL KEPT DUPLEX.
ON HEMLOCK 3 bedrooms
min each, paved street,
@basement has separate
@ entrance, double windows,
oii heated, Ilving and
gaining raoms In each,
worth looking at. asking
mm $45,000. MLS.

bs ae LS inci eget

$47,500 - 2.07 ACRES - 3

®@ OLD HOME - Just waiting
for a loving family. Call us
mito view. MLS.

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@ BUILDING LOT Asking
514,000 on 87'x146" lot on
@ Haillwell Avenue in good
Mresidential area, some

trees, Ideal-for your new
a home. Cpen to offers.
*] Excl.
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WREVENVE PROPERTY
M Reduced again to $45,000.
Over 1 acre Paquette clase

to Clarke, 4 large units, 2

and 3 bedroom sultes, two
well built premises, good
@ occupancy history will pay
Mior itself, Ranges and
Wiridges Included. Was
a $75,000. Owner moved and
mis anxious. Make your
golfers. MLS.

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®@ 2 BEDROOM BUNGALOW.

B with free-standing

a flreplace on large cerner
lot ONL ¥ $26,500. Call us ta

Bview. Exctusive.

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@ 4 LOG HOUSE would look
jg 000 on this 622 ACRES
gm ON WOODLAND PARK
mORIVE PRICED AT
420,000. MLS,

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control, Michelin radials,
. P.S., P.B., four wheel disc
brakes with sur-track, leather and vinyl
upholstery. Stereo and much more. Just
32,000 miles in like new condition. Phone
Stan Parker, 635-6361 or 635-4031 for detalis..
appointment

. SALE 1975
Mercury Grand
Marquis, fordor
sedan. 460 cld, air
conditioned, crulse

to view.

@ BEDROOM FOUR YEAR _

635-6361:

4611 LAKELSE AVE.

WIGHTMAN & SMITH

REALTY LTD

Low priced 3 bedroom
family hame, over 1,000sq.
ft., nice kitchen-nook with
auto laundry hookups,
carpet in Ilving room.

Home is belng renovated
and is presently vacant.
Good financing available at
$26,000. AALS.

RURAL ACREAGE 6.22
acres, wooded, ralling
parcel in residential
subdivision with resiric-
tlons.
miles from town.
$20,000 MLS.

Asking

ACREAGE WITH TWO
HOMES 3.01 acres, Kalum
Lake Road. 716’ rd.
frontage on pavement,
subdivision potential.

Newly decorated 2
bedroom solld home, plus a
1 bedroom 8x32’ traller.
Excellent spring fed well,
some appliances, |oey
shack, storage bullding and
chicken house. All for anty
$40,000. AALS.

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Ask us. about our other

highway acreages and
building lots in and around
Terrace, you may be
missing something In your
search.

INDUSTRIAL LOTS ON
GREIG 4-33’ corner lots,
excellent for Investment or
business bullding. Will seft
all four for $45,000 or may
sell two for $25,000. MLS.
Ask for further. details.

HWY. 16 NEAR CLARKE
719 acre commercial 162'

* hw. frontage, with 2 room

office building plus car
rental business, plus car
sates assignment ynits, tire
stock and office equipment
all included, Ask for
further details.

A.E. Le Page Limited Coast aly Coast Real Estate Service

OTHER LISTINGS,

$26,500, n to offers. @
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Helen Giibertson Harry $mitnge
$35-2826 a

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Jim Duffy s

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Bob Ripmeester Wl
635-2832 —t r+}

SOUTH KALUM STREET.

Approximately 4 .

OFFERS WILL Sem
CONSIDERED ON THIS®
ESTATE LIKE HOME®
Situated on 5 acres just
north of Terrace. Asking gy
price of $65,000 Is a glvegs

away price at todays

building costs.
appointment only.

View by
mis.@

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LAKELSE
RESIDENCE AND®
NEARLY 1 ACRE 38
bedrooms, basement extra
rooms, lovely living area
with fireplace, kitchen and gs
bar, full bathroom, new
6,000 watt diesel power
plant, large sundeck, @
completely modern for

year round ilving, one of

the nicest lake residences. gy

Some furniture may bem

Inctuded. Own wharf is ll
included for asking price of
$60,000. Open to offers.

BUSINESS OP.
PORTUNITY. First rate
constantly expandingg
Singer Franchise &. Fabric ls

. Store for sale. A real op-

portunity for a man and @
wife team, showlng a good

return on investment. °-

Located in leased premises gy
at an excellant location Ing
downtown Terrace. Total &
price about $100,000 In. il
cluding stock of. ap-

proximately $60,000. ga
Listed MLS. a |
HIGH RATIO FINANCINGH
4641 Goulet. Clean 38
bedroom, Insulated for

electric heat, ving rooma@
has wall te wall carpet, @.
separate laundry, nowll

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