BUFF AND REBUFF .

A magazine for morons
tries to bare everything

HERE is an American maga-

zine on the newsstands call-

ed Sir . The sub-title declares

it to be “A Magazine For Males.”

It should be ‘“‘A Magazine For
Morons.”

Sir specializes in cheesecake
pictures, sex stories, violence
and the exotic,

Like most American. maga-
zines, it is dedicated to the Wall
Street Way of Life, even though
it lacks the finesse of the slick
magazines,

I was introduced to this jour-
nal a few days ago,. free of
charge. <A friend gave me a
back number, April, 1951, and
asked my opinion about an ar-
ticle on Communism. The cap-
tion of the article read: ‘‘Are
Nudist ‘(Camps Communists’ New-
est Strongholds?”

According to this article, the
pressure of the American Com-

BY JACK PHILLIPS

FIFTH FIVE-YEAR PLAN

During the fifth Five-
Year Plan the Soviet Union
will boost output of vital
into the armed forces, to do types of industrial goods
espionage work. That’s how by 1955 (as compared with
Russia got the know-how of. the 1950) at approximately
American flying saucer! ) the following RaLpe

7. Pictures are secretly tak- Pig iron .......- 45, DERCNY
en of men and women ‘in a com- Steel percent

promising situation. These pic- Coat * aber
tures are then used for political Ou ee ee 85 percen
Electric

blackmail. (That’s why Chiang
Kai-shek retreated, to Formosa. DOW eee ae percent
The Reds threatened to publish Automobiles 20 percent

munists is so hot they are hid- 4)] very blurred and indistinct,
ing out in nudist camps. (I can’t jike the difference between Stev-
think of a more exposed place enson and Eisenhower.
to hide!) ;
The article is illustrated by
pictures of life in a nudist col-
ony, but they are drab pictures
compared with the ones you see
in the regular’ “sunbathing”
magazines,
The main points in the article

are as follows, with, my com- ;
ments in brackets: Lenin was the founder of the

1. American nudists camps Russian Communist party and
are serving as a front for Com- the leader of the Russian Revo-
munists driven underground, Mtion. He was a strict moral-
(The reds are hiding behing ‘St and explained the Communist
their sun glasses!) position on sexual relations most

< . explicitly.”
persons and inetocaals wi g,TBG, following quote is trom
“lascivious tendencies” are lur- x aes bal ae Rae tO gare
ed by beautiful women into be- Seay: Re ne
f Communist leader:
coming dupes for Moscow and -: :
sabotaging national defense, “The revolution demands con
(Every female agent has*to re- Centration, increase of forces,
cruit one spy before she can from the masses, from indivi
get her clothes back!) duals. It cannot tolerate orgi
astic conditions. Dissoluteness
in sexual life is bourgeois, is a
phenomenon of decay, The pro-
letariat is a rising class. It
doesn’t need intoxication as a
ee narcotic or stimulus. Intoxica-
ee ae capanannd a for tion as little by sexual exaggera-
sue : q tion as by alcohol. It must not
4. Nudism mixing of the and shall not forget the filth and
sexes without clothes on is a_ the savagery of capitalism. It
“Communistic invention.’’ (As . needs clarity, clarity and again
soon as Eve heard this on the clarity. And so, I repeat, no
Voice of America. she put a fig weakening, no waste. no destruc-
leaf between her and Adam!) tion of forces. Self-control, self-
ta ee ee life is the discipline is not slavery, not
rule rather than the exception. even in love.”
Liquor flows freely, spiked with Where the Yankees appear as
discussions on economics and conquerors, they are met with
politics. Married couples swap this slogan, “Go Home, Yanks!”
mates by common consent and The Canadian people can well
beautiful, obliging women.are afford to say ‘‘Amen.” Also
on hand for every unattached this: “Don’t forget to remove
eu (This cari must be de- your trash from our newsstands.
scribing a millionaire’s week- We admire your Londons, your
end party, not a political party!) Dreisers, your Sinclairs, your
6. Starry-eyed maidens, drap- Howard Fasts and all the other
ed in idealism and eager to Americans who represent the

This story is nothing more,
and nothing less, than a job of
red-baiting, designed by the
morons of America. If this fan-
tastic tale could be proven, the
Communist party of the USA
would be condemned in the eyes
of all decent Americans.

3. Communists are opposed to
marriage and monogamy. (In
other words, the American stan-
dard of living is so high that
every Communist can afford to

“broaden their perspective’ are best in American. culture and®

seduced by party leaders. (Once tradition. But you can keep
they are seduced, they are sent your Anonymous. He’s phoney.’’

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Huge leap in Soviet

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Fluorination issue

A.R., Vancouver, B.C.: The
question of fluoridation is again
being taken up by the press in
Vancouver. Last March Alder-
man ‘Birt Showler implied that
editorial support of fluoridation
was paid for by vendors of fluor-
ides.

No one paid me for writing

‘a letter to the press supporting

fluoridation at the time.

Who really gains by the in-
stallation and maintenance of
the necessary equipment? The
answer is: those that will drink
fluoridated water.

A question sometimes asked
is: Even granting that tooth de-
cay is cut down, who can say
that its long-term results will

‘not be detrimental?

My answer is: Fluorine is an
element and not a dope or drug.
Bones must have these two ele-
ments, fluorine and calcium, to
thrive. .

Wants a real peace

J. ANDERSON, chairman,
New Westminster Peace Coun-
cil: When is a real German
peace treaty going to be signed?

When will the four powers
concerned return to the basic
principles of the Potsdam agree-
ment and negotiate a genuine
peace treaty?

The New Westminster Peace
‘Council protests the priority be-
ing given to remilitarization
over denazification of Germany.

We believe the people of Can-
ada should be alerted to the men-

s

ace of a rearmed and divided
Germany. Not only does the
recent Bonn contract violate the
Potsdam agreement but it puts
arms and power into the hands
of the very thugs who tortured
and murdered millions of peo-
ple; including our own. a
Peace can never be achieved
or maintained by a resurgent
German militarism under what-
ever name it masquerades. His-
tory could repeat itself and a

rearmed Germany could be as

much a menace to Europe as it
ever was, not to mention the
rest of the world.

Dr. Keenleyside was justified
in refusing to hob-nob with
Nazis. , How can we let “‘bygones
be bygones’ and remain true
to ourselves and our fallen?

A four power parley for a
reunited, democratic Germany is
the best hope for peace in Eur-
ope and the whole world.

That PNE parade

HILDA LOVENG, Grassy
Plains, B.C.: The beautiful floats

‘and costumes displayed in last

Wednesday’s PNE parade could
not compensate for the disap-
pointment. and anger we felt in
looking at the military display,
and to top it all, a U.S. display
at that.

What nerve and gall the
brasshats and uppercrust have,
to try and impress the people of
Vancouver with this military
show! As visitors to the city,
we talked with several people
about this and all felt the same
way as we did.

We had a son overseas dur-
ing the last war and a son-in-law
who was wounded, and we know
how other wives and husbands
feel about such matters.

Another thing we would like
to mention is the article in the
News-Herald of August 21 by

-one Edith McConnell Murray,

where she says: “Only sour note
was the B.C, Peace Council car
—wondered why they didn’t fly
the hammer and sickle to which

You Derarfnet
MWhall You Pleate.

they claim allegiance.” —.

We don’t know the lady who
wrote this, but she must be #
very ignorant person or just ®
plain hypocrite. She talks as if
the only ones who want peace
are the ones who fly the hat’
er and sickle. She surely must
know that the majority of Ca?"
adians want peace also, under
our own flag. If she ‘was a real

Canadian she would be proud of
the Peace Float,.as proud 2s I
was. It was a challenge to tb
warmongers—and perhaps s)®@
felt guilty.

My husband and I are on i
business and pleasure trip and
certainly have enjoyed our stay
in Vancouver, meeting old
friends and seeing all the lovely
places. We hope to come pack ;
next year to see your PNE pal
ade again, but we hope ther

‘won’t be any military display

and also that the Peace Float
will be bigger and better.

Koje Island and war

READER,. Vancouver, B.C:
Every decent person is shocked
and disgusted by the ‘‘dirty iittle
war” the Americans are wasi?
against helpless Korean prisoB-
ers on Koje Island. Yet the cu!”
rent issue of Collier's carries %
article which glorifies Gener’
Boatner for his “tough tactic?
and castigates General Dodd fo!
admitting that the charges mad@
by the prisoners were true. ;
"There is no doubt in my misd
that ‘the Americans are tryi28
to spread the war in Korea 22
are hoping for a third world
war. When I say the America®
I mean the rulers of AmeriC@
the big politicians and the bras*
hats in the Pentagon, not th®
common people, who want peace:

How can these warmonge!®
be stopped? Only by the com
mon people all over the worl
uniting to prevent another wa!
from breaking out. If we puild

“a mighty peace movement wa!

will become impossible.

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