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DEAR ABBY: Today I received a printed announcement
in the mail from out-of-state, giving the woman’s and man's
names, and the date that they entered into a
“eohabltational contract.”

They enclosed a handwritten message stating that in
lieu of a civil or religious ceremony, the ceremony was
witnessed by many close friends and family.

I've never heard of this, have you? Is this equivalent to a
marriage? Or ia it just an announcement that two people
are living together?

If it’s just. an announcement that they're living together,

is a gift in order?
NEWS TO ME

DEAR NEWS: A cohabitational contract is not a
marriage, 60. wedding gift is not in order. However, if you

want to give them a “cohabit” gift, it’s up to you. (But I'd

advise against having it monogrammed.)

DEAR ABBY: I'm a fairly attractive 25-year-old
unmarried woman. I have a good job, my own car, an
apartment that I have furnished and decorated, and I've
done my share of traveling.

One day I may want to marry and have a family, but for
the present, I like my life the way it is.

So what's m _proplem? It’s friends (and especially
relatives) who think I'm lonely, or worse yet “miserable,”
because I'm not married. [know they mean well, but I wist
they'd stop sending me thelr nephews, cousins and friends.
So far none of them have bean my type, and I have trouble
getting rid of them once they meet me.

It’s not easy for me to lie, and I don't like to hurt the
feelings of people who think they're deing me a favor by
having these “eligible” man call me. So how can I convince
people that not all single women are dying to go out with

just anyone?
FUSSY

DEAR FUSSY: Most single 25-year-old women would be
tickled pink to meet an eligible man. If you don't want to
spend an entire evening with someone who's not your
type, you can always suggest a “coffee date,” which
need not last more than an hour. (You may not be his type,
either.) Or you can always say no.

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