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Husband’s Always
Late for Dinneer

By Abigail V an Buren
© 1078 by Chicago Tribune: N.Y. Ne ws Synd, Inc.

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DEAR ABBY: After you re ad thits, please don’t say, “If
that's your biggest. problem, lady, :you're lucky,” because
right pow it IS my bigges!; probkom, and I'm ready to
explode. .

My husband and [have th’ ree school-age children, Supper
is the only meal we can all’ aat together, so [ go to a Lot of
trouble to make it extra‘ special.

Melvin is home from w: ork avery evening by 4:30 p.m.
and the kids are home ft jy 6, so J, always serve supper
between 6:15 and 6:90.

For some reason, the jinute I call Melvin to the talyle he
either starts to read sor ,ething, begins to fix something, or
he tloses his eyes to tal ce a little nap! This just drives me
up a wall, .

The children are hu ngry ‘and read}; to eat and so am I,
but Melvin ia always anywhere frorn half an hour to an
hour late getting to the table.

Everything is eith er overcooled, (ried out or cold. I've
begged Melvin to ¢ ome to the table the first time he’s
called, but it's like talking to the wrall. - -

Help me! ;
RIZSADY TO EXPLODE

notice before serving supper. IE Melvin doesn’t head for
the table with you and the children, go ahead and eat
without him. If the foad is overcooked, dried out or cold,
it’s his hard luck. - .

If you ‘can’t retrain him (and maybe you can’t), train

yourself to roll with the punches and keep your blocd i

pressure below the boiling point.

DEAR ABBY: I sent out 36 invitations to a cocktail
party. There was a large RSVP on the invitation which J

everyone who is over 12 years old should know means,
“Please respond.”

Out of the 36 invitations, only 20 responded and 28 §

showed up! (I don't know what happenad to the rest.)
After the party, someone to whom JE had sent an

invitation, but who neither responded mor showed up, §f

claimed he didn't receive my invitation,
He said I should have KNOWN whenike didn’t respond

one way or the other that he didn’t get‘it, and it was my #

place to call him up and find out why I hadn't heard from
him,

Abby, when a person sends out RSVP invitations, is it
HER place to follow them up with telephone calls? If I am
wrong [ll apologize.

IRRITATED §f

DEAR IRRITATED: Once in a blue moon an invitation
will be lost in the mail, It’s not the hostess’ place to follow
up RSVP invitations, although in desperation most do.
Failure to acknowledge an RSVP invitation is inexcusable.

DEAR ABBY: Thanks for advising JUST PLAIN
JEALOUS to truat her husband on those business trips
with a female co-worker. .

I'm an airline stewardess who's engaged to be married
soon, and if my fiance didn't trust me, I'd take it as an
insult, .

Everyone seems to think the stewardesses and pilota
foo! around a lot, but It’s not true,

What would an intelligent, good-looking girl In her 20a
want with a balding, middle-aged, burned-out guy who's
old enough to be her father? Besides that, most pilote are
either broke from paying alimony and. child support, or
they've gol a coup
in the suburbs that’s not paid for.

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