Prince Rupert, British Columbia’s farthest-north city. The jobless and Dief ae a for the Diefenbaker government are again telling the world, with a lot of statistical bal- derdash, that unemployment _ is “tapidly declining,” that jobs. are becoming “more plentiful,” that the end of the “recession” is in sight. This canned Tory optimism does not square with the facts, nor do the computations of its statistical departments which specialize in human misery with intricate adding machines, Between the Dominion Bureau of Statistics (DBS) and Unemploy- ment Insurance Service (UIS) there is invariably a wide margin of difference on the number of workers deprived of the right to work, a difference often running into tens of thousands. But they have one thing in common as have the Tory jugglers. who use the figures to sweeten their “optimis- tic” bilge—to minimize a social evil that is obvious to all who care to look in every Canadian city. If Diefenbaker and his cohorts were to take a stroll around a dozen or more Vancouver “mission” and flop-houses (which they aren't likely to do) they would see long lineups of destitute workers, wait- ing patiently in all kinds of weather for a cup of coffee or a bowl of thin soup; thousands. of jobless workers who don’t see the end of the “recession,” but whose jobless- ness, morale and manhood have be- come captive to its “charitable” p : e x _ e acitic Tribune < Phone MUtual 5-5288 Editor — TOM McEWEN Managing Editor — BERT WHYTE .Published weekly at Room 6 — 426 Main Street S Vancouver 4, B.C. Subscription Rates: One Year: $4.00 Six Months: $2.25 Canadian ‘and Commonwealth countries (except Australia): $4.00 one year. Australia, United States and all other countries: $5.00 one year. demoralization. The picture is not confined to Vancouver. Every Canadian city~in greater or lesser degree has its long lines of destitute workers, con- demned to a “charitable” existence —victims of a capitalist “recession” which for them, has no end save the end of the soup fine. . z Diefenbaker and his “optimist” chorus will be seeing the “end” of the jobless crisis so long as the labor movement fails to give the unemployed the organization and help they need—to win the right to work and life by organized action instead of talk. The “charity” soup lineup get plenty of the latter— with its soup! A Cold War agreeme 1 HE NEW International Wheat Agreement, effective August 1 of this year, and designed to “stab- ilize” world market wheat prices, will fare no better that its prede- cessor. Least of all will it bring any stability to Canadian wheat growers. First, it a cold war agreement, which excludes the Socialist third of the world (and the greatest area otf wheat production) from its stip- ulated marketing provisions. Sec- ond, since its signatories had to “agree that “its’ wheat importing countries would only be required to buy a percentage of their annual wheat needs under IWA provisions, it follows that the capitalistic law of maximum profits, rather than’ “loyalty” to their own agreements will apply. * From the above it is obvious that the IWA signatories were keenly aware of the Socialist sector—and the possibilities of taking up the slack in their “agreement” with a bit of shopping on the side! The disinal fate of the old Inter- national Wheat Agreement provid- ed a fine object lesson on the cut- throat nature of capitalism, with or: without “agreements.” Utterly re- gardless of having appended its signature to the old IWA, govern- i wy ment policy in the U.S. was dump wheat far and wide at “bai “gain” prices for cold war supp and to hell with its effect other IWA signatory export When Canada sent a del to Washington in protest, the ridors of the conference rang with Yankee chuckles on “we fixed them.” Canadian wheat growers look to the IWA for econo improvement in marketing wheat, will fare no better than the did with Diefenbaker on their ifiable demand for “deficie payments” to help them s the cost-price squeeze of cold inflation. Any market agreement does not take into full accoun growing sector of the Soci world economy, is doomed to 4 eatly demise. What the Canadia wheat producers need is open a to the great ne w potent markets of the Socialist world Without that he and his fello wheat producers in other capita lands are assured of only one thin under the new International Whe: Agreement—-to take in each other washing—to the tune of Yanke Doodle Dumping! ) Tom McEwen ROM ALL we hear it would F seem that the job of being a “diplomat” isn’t an easy one. There was a time when the “career” -diplomat’s lingo was mostly limited to two words, “yes” and “no”, with his rating determined on his ability to say “yes” when he meant ‘no’, and vice versa. Now all that has been changed. Such restricted finesse can no e longer fill the bill. Today the “ diplomat (Western style) must be. something of an international scavenger, an inveterate liar, a frock-coated poker player with a marked deck, a coldwar Charley McCarthy, a “gentleman’s gentle- In these times the art of such “diplomacy” is in strong demand —at home and abroad. At the man” with no scruples about anything — save his own skin and the exploiting class he serves! moment for instance there is a knotty problem in Washington— the White House expense sheet. Probably one in Ottawa _ too, which hasn’t as yet Come to the surface. It appears that several ex- pensive helicopters, a new pri- vate plane, a couple of yachts, and no one knows how many golf balls on Ike’s expense sheet is causing acute concern in and around the Pentagon, ealling for the need of expert “diplomatic” solution. How is a careful diplomat going to broach such matters with a simple “yes” or “no” vocabulary? It just can’t be done. Either way he is on the horns of a dilemma. If he says yes, it’s okay for Ike to blow himself while the blowing is good, five and a half million un_ employed, to say nothing of mil- lions of harrassed taxpayers, might develop “dangerous thoughts.” If he says no, it isn’t okay, Ike’s prestige along with the stock market, takes a disastrous nose dive. Truly the way of the diplomat, like that of the transgressor is hard! Or another case of diplomatic cramps. Cardinal Mindszenty, the priestly kingpin of the 1956_ Hungarian counter-revolution is still a “refugee” in the U.S. legation at Budapest. Denied an exit visa by the Hungarian gov- ernment, Mindszenty couldn’t re leave with his U.S. “benefactors” in the event of a U.S.-Hungarian a diplomatic breach. And since every other foreign legation in © Hungary would prefer to have — smallpox in the house rather — than the cardinal, the diplomatic — pains are acute to say the least— ~ more so since the U.S. legation would also like to rid itself of its if star border. : And here’s a_ very neatly wrapped piece of diplomacy which will have the approval of countless millions of people. The — pride of the British Army, the 47th Guided Missile Regiment, Royal Artillery, recently arrived in Dortmund (West Germany) to preserve “our-way-of-life” with nuclear warheads. : In order to avoid threatened | hostile demonstrations from the a F local populace, the regiment had | to sneak into the city via the 3 back routes. Being somewhat of — a diplomat as well as a realist, — the Burgomaster of Dortmund — greeted the regimental command ~ . with the “fervent hope that your regiment’s stay will be as short — as_ possible.” A most. convincing (and dip- lomatic) way of saying, “Here’s your hat!” t } a April 3, 1959 — PACIFIC TRIBUNE—PAGE 4