BMONDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1971 TERRACE HERALD, TERRACE, B.C. ‘I must confess to athe g gang sat | CFTK:TY. You see, I tao - watch television. Not all the : time, mind you; ’ma bookish fellow. © | « But I find what is really entertaining (if you’ have « “a creative but diabolical mind) are commercials and local talk shows, ~ ‘Several spring to raind. But I find they are incomplete. ‘OH GOSH! © Do you know that one where Derwerd Kerby keeps bum- ping into pretty housewives at the shopping center parking let? Picture it, “Oh, you're Dorwerd Kerby!" “Of course, my little one. My, but isn’t that brand ‘Xx’ ’ you're using?” . “Yes, it’s cheaper.” “T‘use Joyfull...you. get - ° more suds for your money than any other leading : detergent!” He then proceeds to pour it over her head.; Or itcan end this way: Her hushand: shows up. and pun- ches Dorwerd in the mouth for messing around with his wife. Then there’s-the Man from Glad, He materializes whenever a housewife can't get out a dirty stain, BEEK!’ “Ohl? cries Mrs Housewife. ‘Who are you! »| “Tm the Man from Glad, deary. Oh my. Isn't that just the nastiest stain on your little = boy’s shirt...” Just then, Dorwerd Kerby pops up from the drain and says: “Beat it, queer.”’ “T use Joyful to get stains out...say didn't I bump into you at the ‘parking jot yesterday?.... But local commercials area gds. Take your typical opening ‘of a new car center somewhere in the Skeena/ “Hello, ’'m Russ Freezer. . and we're at Wally’s Used Car | Center. Wally has just opened up here and what have you got for the people here, Wally.” “L..ug...L..er....cars, lots of them.. shew cars and old cars.. “Well, you sure have some good deals here, Wally..." “Yes...and with every car we give away, I mean, sell, we give away a donut and a cup of coffee.” . “Here’s a nice car, Wally, What is it and what is it going ‘or ” GOT EVERYTHING “Yes , Russ, it is a nice car and it’s been going for a long time... mean, it's a 1967 Chevy Impaled and it’s got a motor, a heater, a radio, four tires, an automatic tran- smission anda steering wheel. Itis selling for $388.88 and you get a free coffee and donut.” "Gee, that’s swell, Wally...’ Of course, what would local . television be without “Focals _ and locals” in the evening. “Good evening, I'm Spiffy Bob and with me tonight. are Jim’ Ackroyd and Ferd Frump. Would you like to tell the nice people out in tall totem land what you are doing on our show tonight?” ‘Well, Bob, we're appearing on it.” ‘ “Yes, Ha Ha. You've sure got a sense of humor Ferd! - “Well, what do you wish to tell the people out there in TV du ‘ADMIRE OURSELVES' Well, Ferd and I are members of the ‘Terrace Mutual Admiration “Society and we sit around ‘and admire ourselves,’’ .Jim...but just how do you admire yourselves.” “Pll explain that, Spiffy Bob...we meet every Wed- nesday night and look at ourselves in mirrors. “How interesting, Jim. What about your views, Ferd?” “Well, I cheat sometimes. - There’s this pretty girl in a mini who sits behind me and I sometimes lower my mirror and look at her instead.” “Does she ever Jook at you, Ferd?” “Yes...she did but she caught me and smashed my mirror.’* ri “Jim, direct this , question to you. What do you have to do to become a member of this rather in- teresting club?’’ “Well, Spif, you've got to learn to have faith in yourself . we try to give you this faith by staring at yourself every Wednesday night, and of course, we practice at home. But psychologically, the idea is to gain a Narcissis complex and we get so conceited that we become very confident in ourselves. We like to open our doors and mirrors to shy, little wallflowers. ' “Well, Jim, next time I look into a mirror I'll think about what you have told our audience. ‘Do you think I'm * good looking Jim and Fer- a??? ettes "Books | keep ling up - ‘Terrace Public Library. needs more room.,.and” soon. That’s the word from’ ‘both Mrs. Mien van Heek, librarian, and W. Les Orr, former . Board of ‘Directors chairman. Both, in ‘thir ‘annual “reports, say more‘library. Space is becoming. a ve ¢ pressing need. ~ The new Board of Directors, ~ named Wednesday “night, will. “study the library. Arequirements. i PILING UP Mrs. ‘van Heek said. the: number of volumes of books * must grow tokeep pace with the ° town’s growth,. And, as more. books are accumulated, more. space will be needed. “A look at the new Prince Rupert: Public Library and Prayer Day at Sally Ann The World Day of Prayer will be held this year March 5 at 7:30 pm. at The Salvation Army Citadel ‘on Greig Avenue. “The Theme is ‘New People for a New Age’. The service of worship was developed by a group of women from thé Caribbean area in- cluding Guyana, Jamaica and the Virgin Islands. Funds ‘from last years of- fering which was $69,000 were distributed in Canada and around the world to alleviate poverty and assist refugee programs, Support was also given to the production of Christian Literature, ecumenical projects and educational work, As churches join together in our community the ‘women extend a welcome to all women in the district who would like to add their prayers to the prayers of all thase women around the world who will be j joining on this day of prayer. The ‘guest ppeaker for the Women’s World Pay of Prayer 2 Entry forms are obtainable at the time of purchase of hobby kit. willbe Mrs. John van Dyk from the Christian Reform Church here in Terrace. Rate-drops on homes Because banks have dropped their mortgage rates to nine per cent from nine-and-one-half per cent, Stan Barton, president of Sayv-Mor, says monthly payments on his proposed low- cost homes will be $112.59 in- stead of the original $115.05, Buyers of the homes, which are awaiting CMHC approval, will be required to pay $800 down on the $16,000) homes, They will also be required to pay municipal taxes and utilities. Buyers of the homes, which are awaiting CMHC approval will be required to pay $800 down on the $16,000 homes. They will also be required to pay municipal taxes and utilities. BOOZY TOWN In 1965 in Victoria there were 6,000 people and 95 licenced drinking spots. And in the whole colony of Vancouver Island there were only seven policemen - an inspector, a sergeant and five constables. to > MODEL CONTEST | BUY YOUR MODEL KIT TODAY AND GETA FREE ENTRY FORM _ ‘SENIOR AGE 13-18 - JUNIORS AGE 12&UNDER. Seeeeessersesrseescesssesesoeseseeeeee | * CONTEST RULES - : Entries are restricted to boys and girls up to the age of 18 inclusive. me “There is no restiton as to the type of model entered which can be of any kit. A contestant may: ‘submit inore than one model but is sleet to win only a one horize A separate entry fom i is required, for each model entered. 6. Entries to. March: sth Jadging.. March 6th WANTED Boys 13 to 19 Join Sea Cadets WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITIES Includes Summer Camps, Sea Cruises and many different branches of learning such as Navigation, Communication, Life Saving, Rifle Training, First Aid and many others. ° For Further Information Phone Trevor Stocks at 635-7171 or 635-2460 Capt. John Marsh at 635.6511 or 635-2634. ROYAL CANADIAN LEGION BRANCH a Dispatch — by” Poul Bogelund: We regret to advise that John Oman is in hospital at the Smithers Hospita!, suffering from a badly fractured leg. Any of you fellows having business in Smithers, could spend a few moments with John and help him to pass the time until he is able to be transferred to Terrace. Bob Garrett is a patient in Mills Memorial and Roy Batke is still at Shaughnessy Hospital - visitors will be appreciated by both. This is last oall for the Smoker to be held on Monday February 22nd, at 8 p.m. sharp at the Legion. Male members only, and one guest allowed for each member - a good turn-out is hoped for and expected. ' Response to the request for resolutions has been poor; we must assume that you are satisifed with the way Provincial Command and Cominion Command are run- ning our business. Your resolution committee will sit this coming week and prepare resolutions for the regular March meeting. Your ab finance committee has heen © busy and we are informed that a notice of motion will be’ sub- mitted on the March meeting, to, be voted on during the April meeting. Wehate to be fun spoilers, but have to tell you that only paid- up members will be able to yote at the April meeting. With this “little admonition, ‘13’ for now and see you next week, Tape stolen. Thieves broke into Cassie- Hall School overnight Wed- nesday and stole a $200 tape cassette. - Police said the break was made by smashing twa windows at the school. Thieves also punctured some balls in the gamés room. ve space plans for the new library in Kitimat makes one aware of the shortcomings ‘and limitations we Will soori face while trying to keep pace with Terrace's development,” Mrs. van Heek said. That wus also the message from Orr. “IT mentioned in last, year’s report the need for planning for . future expansion,” he ‘said: “We have not taken definite steps yet and the time when we must build is now one year nearer. I see planning as our most important job in the _ coming year. RISING COSTS ‘ Rising prices, he added, have had their. effect ‘on library - plans, “Much of the time and energy of the board has been devoted to developing and improving the physical assets of the building. it has been ‘a poor year for in- dustry -in Terrace. Rising prices have certainly thwarted several of the board's plans,” Orr said, Along with more space, Mrs. yan Heek sees theneed for more books to serve the community.” She notes that a collection of 20,000 velumes is the minimum standard set by the Library. |: Development Commission. Terrace in 1970. had 11,661. books---or, 4,339 less than the suggested minimum. SETS GOAL . The book budget should be. “substantially increased” to keep pace with the town, Mrs.” van Heek said. . And 20,000 volumes should be Terrace’s goal in the “near future,” she said. In 1970, $5689 was budgeted for books and publications. | The reference section of the library, especially must be stressed, Mrs. van Heek said. more space - “Development of reference service is to be stressed if the library is to fulfill its modern function of in- formation: center. for . the. community,”. she’ noted, ° And, “This ' ‘function ig not a frill but a must in an age of modern approaches to school education and of continuing adult education.” .- . Severat reference volumes were added to the library in the : past year, Also available now is ‘a clipping file and a pamphlet file wath information on topics i Tibracy: neee ts 3 a the | Heek sald, oo gk OR. Although she: feels number of books at the library such - as : pollutiori,. education, drugs, and gardening... : “This is especially: twefil ie. a Mrs. . ‘van school students,’®.. 7 o: ve are too few, Mrs. van Heek~ thinks the selections are good. +. “Jt would be hard if not im- possible to improve on the sélection done by the North Central branch's chief librarian Phyllis Bowlby, who is guided in part by our requests and ob- servations,” she said. March Ist,.1971. a wee bit of time. I’llsend you more information. OF CANADA J want you to pay less | income tax. Allyou have to do is register your - annuity or permanent life insurance plans. ~ Tean help you with it. , ” But you must hur ry, your plan must be registered by And these things take Please call me, or - drop me a line and . Willy Schneider 4644 Lazelle Ave. Phone 635-6146 "When you're on the road... . THORNHILL MOTEL | Take a break AT THE ae Peaey “AND PANCAKE CHALET HIGHWAY 16 EAST No frost on my nose! I'm staying for the winter... at the K'SHAIN MOTEL ~ APUIGEALUALAAUALAGOCSCENCA ON AAUSOQUUAN EAM WOE HALE Head: for. TV - Kitchen units 7 Modern & carpeted 4326 LAKELSE 635-2287 Phone 635.2362 . ‘more 2 3 ose eee ee PHONE 635-7216 Comfort and Convenience LAKELSE MOTER HOTEL 4620 LAKELSE _ WINTER CARNIVAL WEEKEND is GREAT!” WHEN You MAKE YOUR HEADQUARTERS | _, K A- LUM ‘MOTEL | ae 2 miles west ot N Terrace o on Hatway | 16 SW. fl sory geU ANAL ELROVUUUCANU AUG OCOCABGLCUOLUREOVNOOMBATCOU CURA SONU OSD ED UTE GAECUEEECANAMCAEUCAOSYOOEGOOOEUUUSUUUOUDOCOUUSCEOGUUSOOUTUUAG EU UIGOSECLOUUOEQOUOUOUOONEOmOOUSOEUG DONTE COR ; ; > oo —_ i We: 4 ce oy oof ‘Radios’ + Phones There’s a neat little section in the Income .o Tax i.ct called 79B. 7 It means that if you have an eligible retirement plan, you can save or defer some of your tax dollars.