foolish (my: first Joby 1 had an affair” with my /story,-T became _ he eguidn’t leave/tls wife and 2 ehildren’'so 1 /married the “> greatest guy I'd ever known In- “ell:-my~ life. /We had gone ~logether th “ce thad sexual ~ gould be perfectly normal. “DEAR ANN LANDERS? I - almost’ wrote to you several weeks ago when you printed a , apartment “because. she was’ lonesome and wanted to talk to” - men filled that need. ~ ether retired and lonely people ~abaut RSVP, which stands for ~ othecs Volunteers serving in schools, ‘starip “certification centers, “Wechave learned first-hand traordinarily dependable, . infinite patience. - . Our country ~. Saway or. settle on being unpaid : babysitters for their grand. - °ehildren: They ARE needed and - wanted, ding is. able to offer reim- . bursement to ils yolunteers for “out-of-pocket -“teering. This is not. payment, “ten ‘and women on fixed in- ‘comes to offer their services to © _“Iheircommunities without “making .a finanelal sacrifice. 2°oWill"you let America know, - Ann? Anyone interested can “vwrite ta ACTION, 608 Con- J nectigut - “Avenue, “"s) Washington, D.C, 20525. — » LBB, - : "'S peedntly that made my blood, i. The old pnant, but years and had lations. Hé never. 1 wasn't his ‘child. < sheis sure she loves him and he, -Joves ‘her. Well, Ann, he'is the son of ‘my ex-lover, These kids: ve the same father. - oi What should Ido? There is “absolutely no one I can talk to. Will their children be sickly or _ retarded? I'm worried to death. M.: It is impossible to predict how gene patterns “will develop, Some’ incestuous “Pelationships have produced ,_ healthy and brilliant children — :_ others have produced children ‘ who were. defective both _physically and mentally. In the case of.the latter, if there is a “history of diabetes, epilepsy or *vother, gross abnormalities in “elther family I would recom- ‘mend genetic., counseling. If there is none, keep quiet and hope for the best. Their children letter-about a little old lady who ‘Rept disconnecting = and damaging appliances in her ‘somebody, The maintenance would like to tell her and ~ make contact with In Houston we have Senior hospitals, libraries, day-care ;- nursing homes, food- healfhagencies, to name a few. that-senlor volunteers are ex- gerious-minded, and possess is ‘finally beginning to realize that retired people ‘need not simply fade 4 ted, ~ . VP through federal fun- expenses in connection: with their valun-- but merely a means of allowing NLW,,. 7 “DEA J.B.B.: Now they -Jaiow!-Millions of them. 1 hope ., thal office in Washington is well ‘\. staffed, They are golng lo be deluged! Thank you for writing. SD RAR ANN. LANDERS: 1 ‘yead.an article in your column poll: It was from someone who “ gald’goats smell. - ~ +P herded goats for 37 years in - Switzerland. | admit that goats *"do"pove a faintly unpleasant ~ seentfrom the middle of Sep-, tember to the. end of October (mating season), but otherwise “" (hey.are odorless, ySkeep 50° nannies and six hillies (also cows, chickens, \pigs:and sheep). None of my animals smell. And please don’t ogy’ Tam aecustomed to it beeause I know a few. city people: who: smell worse than -- my:animals. .g “Did you know:hat a goat will , -“éat only the best grasé? Algo, he * will not eat anything that has ~; been in a person's mouth, He is :* very fussy about water and will : : drink only the cleanest, And I'll bet-you didn’t know that goat’s © pnilkc a better than cow's milk,; “This the closest. thing to! mothers’ milk thereis. The best cheese and butter is made from . foals milk, Now that I’ve had my gay; I will sign off. Thank you, —- Nature Boy DEAR BOY: I'm glad that; shoppers are busy searching store counters, bazaars, ¢t al, to reader got your goat. You've written a very interesting letler. Some of your statements, --however, area matter of opinion, ratherthan fact, and my frienda from Wisconsin are sure to come Up with a rebuttal, But thanks for writing. " DEAR ANN LANDERS; Iam — writing in regard to a subject you.are probably sick of by this time. I refer to the questionable fragrance of goats. Why has ro one pointed out. ° that the Latin word for the male goat is “caper”, the same word for the fragrance of the human * arm-pit. Apparently, two millenia ago, certain of the noblest Romans were situated dewnwind. Sing me -— Truth-seeker . In Burlington, Vermont - DEAR TRUTH-SEBKER: I always knew that Vermont had. a lst to brag about (in addition to Senator George Aiken and’ maple -syrup) so -thanks. for coming up with that double-. dome nugget. _ DEAR ANN: My husband's” parents live near‘us and they resent it beeause my front door isn’t open for them. Sometimes -they come over twice a day. My’ husband says they are right. > Are they? — Just Me DEAR YOU: Anyone who, leaves a front deor open today is lucky if he gets nothing worse than pesky in-laws. Keep all coorslocked, woman, and den’t “open up unless you know who's: on the other side. Daffyuttion COWARD: one who in a peri- tous emergency thinks with his egs. » 23rd, declare that . to enthusiasticall ; moters in their welcome endeavours. , to.Grandmother ~ or Uncle Joe or Cousin Mary this Christmas. When that “special something” has been found it will likely be dressed in gay, festive paper with a bright Christmassy bow. NEXT? . Maybe a piece of brown wrapping paper which doesn't quite cover the total “special something" completely, So, the bare spot is bridged with -a strip’ of cellulose tape. Grand- mother’s address is wrilten across the top. “It’s weighted on the bathroom scales and what the sender hopes is enough slamps are stuck on the package in what they believe is the “fattest” space, -Off goes this ‘‘something * special” dropped in a handy post-box down near the bus stop. Will it get to Granny? If it does, will it still lock Ike “something special’? {t may, bul more likely it may not. With about thirty to thirty- five million parcels hitting the. Canadian postal system during the Christmas seagon, it’s small wonder that those which are not carefully packaged, wrapped and tied, do not arrive in good condition. Or, for that matter. about 30 bags full of them end up in. the Undeliverable Mail” Office al Ottawa every day - rather than being delivered to Grandma, Uncle Joe or whamever the sender intended. If as much thought and time was spent on preparing a present for mailing as is often "spent. in selecting and gilt wrapping it, there would be a lot fewer disappointed people on Christmas Day. ‘ Admittedly, the case of Grandma’s present is being * somewhat overstated here- Not * promoting .musical education and a eople of-our.comm neighbouring ‘communities; . -among the young p _\Bneouraging a greate : “among the -. °.-Promoting the advancement of "Bpeech ‘arts; ‘participate; Tips for | find just the right item to send . adults of our co . -bouring communities; = - November 15th, 19747. much, but some, Many Post- masters can relate instances where a customer puts a sole on a flimsily wrapped parcel - “Keep this side up go the bow won't be crushed’’, One look behind the counter area in‘any large Post Office shows the increase in parcel sorting equipment. Increased mechanizalion is a must as mail volumes keep right on growing. And, a mechanical system is not designed to provide. “kid glove trealment’? to carelessly wrapped packages. That Christmas bow. needs more . protection than a note pinned on the parcel. ; Technically, a small light- weight ilem would seem to call for a small, thin box, .Thig - would be fine if if were travelling in a mail stream composed exclusively of little parcels, But the postal system doesn’t function that way, A box containing a dainty cup and saucer can easily have a heavy carton of machine parts as its travelling companion on’ a conveyor bell, It's a good'idea lo, use “preventative packaging’. As an example, that favourite gift item, a hard- cover book, is often mailedin a single sheet of wrapping paper, in spite of its ‘vulnerable spine and. jacket. It really needs strong. cardboard and padding . to protect its corners. , Probably. the greatest single . * cause of trouble is unnecessary emply space in a package, , Corftents rattling around can be easily damaged, the carton can collapse and burst n. In handling. Almost as bad, is the overpacked carton that is too small or weak. Cushioning the item is most imporlant. The material should - be chosen to suit the item being packaged. Excelsior, flexible, corrugated cardboard or felt | earpe: Fearne S| Let it be known that |, Gordon E, Rowland Mayor of the. District: of Terrace, by the. powers vested in me-do hereby ‘WHEREAS Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau has declared November 17th to 24th, 1974 as Canada Music Week; and WHEREAS the Canadian Federation of Music.:\Teachers ‘cgn-. _tribute greatly to our cultural wellbeing by: : : -_ Providing a competitive outlet” for determining the abilities of those persons who ‘ -NOW THEREFORE! I do hereby declare Saturday, ‘November 1974 as MUSIC DAY IN TERRACE and urge all citizens y support the participants and pro- ‘ “GOD SAVE THE QUEEN” - _are good choices for heavy ppreciation unity and r interest in music mmunity and neigh- museial and desire to — ' objects. Cellulose material, cotion, shredded paper or lissue paper can be used for lighter ilems. [Lf more than one object is being mailed together, each should. be wrapped separately, but packing heavy and light items in the same carton should be avoided. The Post Office suggests this check ligt to ensure that parcels are properly packaged for malling:- Pick a strong carton - check - canit resist the weight of other parcels on top of it? Use lots of cushloning - fill up all the corners - at least 2" of padding all around for fragile items. Apply tough wrapping paper and strong (wine - if the parcel weighs over a pound, double the wrapping: 3 Ibs, - triple, etc. Tiesecurely and knot at corners’ to prevent slipping. Show complete addresses.- a complete, leglble address and mailing return address should be written on one side’ of the parcel. A piece of paper with the same information can be placed inside the parcel in the -event the wrapper or label becomes detached. Don’t forget those apartment number and addresses are not complele unless the Postal Code appears as the last line. Use Post Office labels - tell ‘the Post: Office what you're -paying for, If parcels are fragile, perishable, are to travel by air or to be handled by ‘special delivery, use ap- propriate labels supplied free ‘al any Post Office. One final world. Parcel Post deadlines are listed in every Post Office.’ The dates for mailing at Surface or Mail Parcel rates should be checked through a visil of phone call to thenearest Post Office. Contact local postmaster for picture coverage, ‘ CONSUMERS’ CORNER . Electronic Calculators Small, silent, fast, accurate, easy to'use — these are charac- teristics of the modern, hand- held electronic calculating ma- chines flooding the market faday, Many of (hese calculators solve . highly complex prablems. The av- erage consumer, though, will use «the machine for standard arlth- . matical processes — addition, . subtraction, multiplication and divislon. : If you're considering purchas- ing one .of these small pocket models be sure it Includes a . “clear” key, a K constant key and a floating deciman. It should op- ‘erate cif the regular 120-valt * power supply plus a built in or crechargeable battery, Avoid cal- culators utilizing disposable bat- teries — they have a short Hfe. ¢ ‘Check calculators prior to pur- chase by working oul some, prob- Jems with known answers., Dis- played answers should be readily visible, clear and bright — with viewing available from any an- gle, The better ones flash iNumi- nated numbers in a malchstick Tike formation, . 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