6 Terrace Review — - Wednesday, December 21, 1988. oS It can happen. anywher Commentary - —— by Stephanie Wleba _ The lacy flakes fell softly on the patio, and Elizabeth sipped her coffee, entranced with the silent wintery scene outside. The stam of the front door startled her. “Liz! You won't believe it!”’ Michael’s excited voice called ' through the house, ‘‘Lizzie!”’ He lumbered into the kitchen, _ his large frame filling the door- way. “Michael, you’re dripping on the linoleum.’’ Annoyed, Elizabeth grabbed a towel and began mopping up the wet snow around his feet. She’d just waxed the floor yesterday, " too. (Men just-have no idea of keepin’ a house tidy.) -“Lizzie, there’s homeless bag — people out there! In our g’rage. A bag-lady. and a bag-man. I was shovelin’ the walk, and they came right up to me, askin’ to stay, all their belongin’s in a shoppin’ bag.”’ _$*Wha-a-at?, Now slow down and tell me. Here, step on this towel.”’ Michael ignored her, stomp- ing across the shiny floor with his wet black boots. ‘‘They’re hippies, I tell ya. They prob’ly have ues like ‘Ocean’ or ‘Sky’. Chustmas Day, and they’re wand’rin’ around i in the snow like that. And her in the family ' way.” He shook his head. and poured a cup of coffee. - Elizabeth trailed behind on her hands and knees, toweling up his tracks. ‘‘What’s a man to do? I had to let ’em stay some- - where.”” Elizabeth followed him to” the table: ‘‘So there's bag- hippies in the g’rage?”’ She spoke to him as though he were a small child telling tales of - . Santa Claus. “Don’t you listen? Anyway, | couldn’t let °em in the house, could I? Not people like that. Who knows what kind of folks they are. Do we have any of those little oranges? I’m half starved.” Elizabeth picked up an orange. (Why does he do things like this, messin’ up the house, and tellin’ stories to get me ril- ed up?) “So what’re we gonna do with ’em?”’ ‘“‘What can we do? Can’t turn ’em out on Christmas Day in this weather. They can stay ’ for the night, long as they don’t bother us any.” He ate his orange and belched. ‘‘Weil, I got to finish the shovelin’.”’ He stood up and tramped out, leaving orange peels, coffee rings and melted snow behind. (Darn that man). She remembered the time he claim- ed that aliens from space had ’ Janded in the back yard. (He ri _ must be reading the ‘Enquirer’ again.) Elizabeth tidied up effi- ciently, returning to her peaceful. orderly afternoon. She had just settled down to watch ‘Days of Our Lives’’ when Michael burst in again. This time he stood in the open ‘doorway holding his shovel, the snow blowing in around him, covering the braided floor mat. “Lizzie, do somethin’! She’s ~ ‘gone and had ‘her baby, right there i in our B "rage, ( on. ol Duke’s dog blanket. Whata mess.’’ He gestured in his ex- citement, spreading water and snow on the carpet. Elizabeth sighed, “And what . ‘am I s’posed to do? Call the hospital staff out on Christmas Day for some hippie-bag baby? Michael, you’re making a mess. Maybe we shouls call the . - ~ police,’’ ‘No! [ don’t want to cause a fuss on Christmas Day. What would the neighbors say? But: you better go see what you can do out there.”’ He turned and went out, leaving the door gap- _ ing open, (And just. what ¢ am I s‘posed to do?) Now she’s miss her show. But before she could go out, she had to get another towel and clean up the puddle - by the door. Luckily, she’d already put their small turkey in the oven, but she had to get the potatoes peeled soon or they wouldn’t be ready in time for supper. Michael liked his meals on time. (Il! just get them started before I deal with Michael and his hallucinations, Imagine, hippies having a baby in someone's g’rage on Christmas Day. What will that man think of next?) By four o’clock the potatoes were cooking, and Elizabeth put on her coat. It was becom- ing dark out, but she had to get this over with. She pulled on her boots,.and opened the door, peeking out. (| Where is he?) . - Michael stood in the driveway, shovel still in his hand, watching open-mouthed as three bearded robed men. paraded up to the garage. . Elizabeth closed the door, . ‘and stood inside, leaning against it. (Now what?) Slowly, she removed her coat and boots, and walked into the kit- chen. She stood by the phone for a few minutes, her hand on the receiver. She tightened her lips. Then Michael started yelling THE SIGN OF A GOOD BUSINESS - NEIGHBOR ... VOD RutiNtso atiGndoue - Sa THE SIGN OF | A MERCHANT WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE ... This emblem Identifies the civic-minded — businessmen who sponsor Yerone Mion. “in the community. Alma - 638-1204 Vi. 635-5672 ‘Terry 638-31 78 outside, “Lizzie,! ‘Lizzie! (Darn that man). she put on... | her boots again and buttoning — her coat, opened the door. The. . sky was dark, but the snow |. drifts glowed with white moon-: | light. Or was it moonlight? A particularly bright star shone =~ overhead, casting an eerie light. . ‘Michael was gone, but the — ‘footprints in the snow led her . tothe garage. The big door was open, and the powdery snow was blowing in and settling on the lawn mower. The overhead light was out, but a soft yellow glow came from the back corner of the garage, over by the wheel- barrow. Michael and the three robed men stood around it, blocking Elizabeth’s view. She quietly came-up behind them. A plain-looking young woman lay resting against a spare tire. She wore Michael’s old work jacket, and her long dark hair hung over her shoulder. Next to her was a ~ man, not much older, bent over the wheelbarrow, arrang- . ing something Elizabeth could not see. Then he moved aside, _and Blizabeth’s mouth fell open, Snuggled in a nest of old tags was a pink newborn baby. ‘“*Michael,’’ Elizabeth whispered. — , ““S$S-s-h-h.”” He pulled her ‘back, away from the glowing .. scene. “Liz, wait'll you hear what these folks told me about this baby. Get the guest room ready — this is gonna be some. Christmas!’”" For once, she listened to him. if you wish to announce ‘the birth of YOUR baby, pe fill out t the form’ available in the maternity ward at Mills Memorial . Hospital. We will piek up your ar forms every week. MOODY — It’s a On behalf of the Terrace Real Estate Board, president | Gordie Olson made a sizeable donation to Capt. John Harker of the Salvation Army last week. The money will be put into the Salvation Army's Kettle Drive fund to make sure - that the Christmas. of 1988 Is a happy time for all. int! “Amanda ‘Marilyn Lorraine’, born be September 27, 1986, 2 lbs. 2 ozs. 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