I always enjoyed it, when Angus McBagpipe would pull into ed behind his team of matched sled dogs, fresh from his trapline, twice a year. Angus was one of the best trappers in the North. His age was legendary. For at least 20 years that I could remember the local Cree had insisted he was ‘‘over a hundred years old”. Living as I was, on a very tight missionary’s budget, I looked forward to the odd hindquarter of caribou, or moose, that Angus would ask me if I could "get rid of’ that was sure to follow his_ arrival, as well as the fresh batch of yarns he had to tell me, interspersed with tales of his earlier years up in the Athabasca district, among the Chipewyans. ; . . Of Scottish ancestors, born in Quebec, this fine old trapper was fluent in Eskimo, French, Chipewyan (Athapaskan), Cree (Algonquin), Gaelic (“tthat’s all we spoke at home when I was a wee bairn’”) as well as English, interspersed with “good Scots” - even though he had never been across the Atlantic. ; _ Despite his excellent credit rating at the Hudson's Bay store, his sense of humour and his command of languages and sled dogs, Angus was not popular with the other trappers. At first I thought this was because he never frequented the pubs nor bothered with the Native girls on the Flats, Later, I was to learn the reason why. Trapper Willie White, also known as “Barren Gi White” because he had lived in the Barrens so long, and later, shortend to “‘The Baron” had had an adjoining trapline to Angus. For years the two had been feuding; each claiming the other had been stealing from his OTTAWA Where’s OFFBEAT Margaret? by Richard Jackson OTTAWA,-The lady vanishes ... not quite. ret Trudeau, missing from. the news these many days, has resurfaced in London. For one last time it seems, according to William Hickey’s veddy veddy “in” chatter column in the London Daily Express. Hickey says she’s a bore, and that’s the reason she hasn't been getting much printer’s ink. But he salutes her ‘‘one last time, tattling: “Dropped in on a party given for white-haired . weirdo Andy Warhol at the Institute on Con- temporary Arts in the Mall. “While he stayed in a back room signing enormous pictures of athletes, the swirling reception offered the usual selection of familiar.. “Bubbles” Harmsworth, Roddy Llewellyn. But one lady went almost entirely unnoticed if not igno “It was an unusually demure Margaret Trudeau, wayward, estranged wife of Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. “(She normally creates such a fuss, as on the last oceasion when an inebriate spilt some wine on her and she stormed out despite the poor chap's protest: ‘I was only telling her about my “But this time scarcely anyone spoke to her as she wandered about, and in a way seemed such a bewildered child, a stranger in the strange land of the beautiful people.” That's what they may think in London. But in Ottawa there are some Liberal insiders who expect her to slip quietly back into the family circle when the Prime Minister requires a mother for those three fetching young sons, Justin, Sasha and Michel, on those election platforms in the months ahead. The two oldest boys, still only six and four, already are seasoned campaigners. Justin’s been through it once before. But more recently, this Spring and Summer, Papa Pierre has been taking them both along when he has been making those ‘‘non-political” public appearances at ball games, folk festivals, and assorted afternoon gatherings. Michel, Number Three Son, at three might seem a shade young for politicking, but he has made public appearances at special occasions. -Now if Margaret comes home — she has hovered on the family fringes since the estrangement — and there is a reconciliation, what happy, happy Liberal Party campaigning: Getting your share of those: Quebec license plates with Premier Rene Levesque’s separatist- pired “Je me souviens’” message on them? ‘Je me souviens”’ is supposed to mean not just “T remember,” but, to hear the separatists, “I remember the Plains of Abraham and 200 years of repression, discrimination and injustice.” But it's the front - not the rear, “Je me souviens” — plate that’s the real eye-catcher. You can spot the federalists, separatists, the Quebec-firsters, and the True Canadians from their front plates. The separatists carry front plates emblazoned with the Fleur de Lis, the blue and white Quebec flag, and the very odd one, a hand-painted insult to les ‘‘maudit Anglais.” The federalists, the Canadians or Canada- firsters, the The True Believers show the Flag. The play-it-safers display the Quebec and Canadians flags together or “Canada- Quebec.” And che fencesitters show their non- commitment with the Montreal Canadiens crest, the Expos emblem, ‘‘Je t’aime ma femme,” the name of their town, county or auto dealer. In Ottawa and Cornwall and lesser Eastern Ontario border points, these plates are becoming a source of annoyance and friction. Especially among construction workers on the Ontario side who are barred from working in Quebec while literally thousands of Quebeckers cross the bridges to work in Ontario, . Boobytra traps. The animosity between the two grew steadily worse, as each began to miss food and supplies from his cabin, and became convinced the other was toblame. ; Realizing the whole business was getting out of hand, and - since both had hot tempers, sooner or later, someone would get hurt, Angus set out to visit the Baron at his main cabin, to make peace and see if somehow they couldn't forget the feud. Wearing snowshoes and carrying a pack, his knapsack on his back and hunting rifle slung over his. shoulder, Angus was nearing the Baron’s cabin when he saw an immense polar bear on its hi nd feet, reaching up to get some fish off the meat cache outside the cabin. Coming towards him, behind the bear, but not seeing it, was the Baron - unarmed. Shouting, to warn him of the bear, Angus raised his rifle to cover the huge ‘‘Nanook’”’ who had begun to catch scent of the human and was swivelling his head, in curiosity. With an oath, the Baron, thinking Angus was aiming at him, dashed into the cabin, just as Angus fired, dropping the magnificent specimen, in his tracks. . And, just as the Baron entered his cabin, Angus heard a second shot, and a loud scream. Once he had made certain beyond all doubt the bear was dead, he went to look for ’the Baron’. The unfortunate trapper was lying dead, in a pool of his own blood, just inside the door, Wired above the doorsill, rigged as a booby-trap, was a hi-power shotgun, triggered to go off by whoever opened the front door. There could be little p For A Varmint On The doubt - the Baron had meant it for Angus! When Angus broke the news to the community, remembering the strong feud that had been going for years, between the two, the story met with skepticism. - Although completely exonerated by the authorities, a growing number ferred to betieve the Baron had died at the ds of Angus. With no witnesses, and since Angus preferred the company of a wife he acquired late in life , to the boys in the Legion and the crowded pubs, the more popular story of the Baron’s death made the rounds every fime a newcomer moved into the village. ; . With the Baron no longer running a trapline next to his, it was to be expected the poaching on Angus’s line would:have come to a halt. The catching and killing of a family of wolverine, during the next ten months almost convinced Angus the problem would certainly be at an end, since wolverine have a reputation for devilishly springing traps and frustrating trappers from harvesting their furs. But the thefts continued. _ One day, when Angus was in town, he came over to the Mission to ask me if I could spare a bucket of water, as the water truck had missed his cottage. While we were chatting, a local woman, known as Duckfoot Annie, called by with some berries to sell. oo “Look what my boyfriend give me,” said Annie, and she held up a gold-plated cigarette case. “It’s worth a thousand dollars, he says’ and she pointed to a crude engraving of an American $1,000 bill on the back. I noticed Angus’s face turn pale. “Let me see that,” he snapped, and, in Trapline r most alien tohim, grabbed it out of her hand. Holding it close to his face, he rubbed a corner, where were engraved the initials, “w.W.”. “This belonged to Willie White” (the Baron) he declared, and took off, leaving his pail water behind. ; ot No one knows for sure, what happened after that. But one thing is certain, Three-fingers Louie, Duckfoot Atinie’s boyfriend, - the one that gave her the cigarette case, - was never seen again. + bei Louie had long had a reputation of being a poacher. Rumour had had it he had been seen in the vicinity of Angus and the Baron’s traplines around the time the two old trappers were having their feud. The next Spring, I happened in to the Hudson Bay post when Angus had just finished selling his furs, The manager was congratulating him ona record harvest. Reaching down into a burlap sack, Angus pulled out a rolled up raw wolverine pelt. It was the largest I had ever seen. “Do mea favour, Andy,’ he said to the post manager, when Duck- foot Annie comes in, tell her I left this varmint for her. I caught it raiding my trapline. And with left the store. Pavel, I'll be damned” said Andy, to me, scratching his head. ‘What do you think of that? I've never known that tight old Scot to give anyone a dime. That skin must be worth fifty bucks, untanned! I wonder whatever got into the old beggar. He must be going daft.” But I didn’t think so, then - and I don’t now. In Quebec | Funerals Cost Bereaved faces ~ Bianca Jagger, David Hockney,"Pat-.-: - ’ By the Editor Agness Sutton, Cedar- vale’s grand old lady was in to visit me last Friday. Unfortunately I were not in, at the HERALD office when she called. Now I KNOW Mrs, Sutton is 87 years old, even though friends of hers keep telling me she is in her nineties, When one passes the 80 mark they usually become ageless. To others, that is, And Mrs. Sutton wanted to correct that attitude that sometimes even rubs off on us. She is not as one of our articles suggested, in her. nineties. Neither her early nineties nor her late nineties. Nor even her mid nineties. Agnes Sutton is 97, She has earned every year of it; she does not want credit for the years she has yet to come. she brought the HERALD proof she is 87. A whole brown manilla en- velope full of charming, irrefutable evidence. On June 27, 1978 the Kit- wanga Grade Five class went to Cedarvale to visit her on her 87th. birthday. When they returned to their school they wrote nates of appreciation and birthday congratulations. These were in the envelope, and these were incontrovertible. Along with the letters were birthday cards from other well wishers, and one card by a student, shown above, Some of the letters were as follows: Dear Mrs. Sutton: Thank you for that good story you told us, the Grade Five class. 1 think everybody liked it and [ hope when I'm that old I can remember things that you can now. Sa . thank you. Yours truly, Robbie Parfitt. Dear Mrs. Sutton: — Thank you for telling us about Cedarvale. [t was very exciting. [ felt sorry for these people. Well, f better be closing now, Thank You, Theresa L, Dear Mrs. Agnes Sutton: Thank you very much for telling us about Cedarvale when you were just a liltle child. 1 enjoyed it very much. Happy birthday on your svthhirthday. Yours ‘you Wei Happy Birthday Mrs. Sutton, 87 years old Cedarvale Matriarch Proves Her Age truly, Pamela Zettergreen. Dear Mrs. Agnes Sutton: Thank you for your nice stories and I really enjoyed hearing them. It was a pretty picture of your wedding day. Have a nice 87th year. Your friend, Lorraine Noltes. Dear Mrs. Sutton: Thank you very much for letting us hear you talk and _Sing the song you learned when you were small. Happy Birthday on your 67th Birthday. Here is a poem for you from me: Roses are red Violets are blue You look so pretty with That gown on you, Yours truly, Rhonda Morgan. Dar Mrs. Sutton: I enjoyed hearing your wonderful stories about everything. Thank you very much. Yours truly, Gerry Elsworth. Dear Mrs. Sutton: Thank you for the story you told the Grade Fives. It was a very good story. I learned a lot about Cedarvale. [am plad I live, jin Cedarvale because someday I wish it would be lik The olden days. Yours truly, Fernando Andrade. Dear Mrs. Sutton: [ really enjoyed being with you I just ioved your song and your house. I really enjoyed talking with you. Your friend, Sonia, Dear Mrs, Suiton: Thank you for telling the Grade five class the old stories of Cedarvale. It was really interesting. From Sharon Hobenshield. Dear Mrs. Agnes Sutton: Thank you for letting our class in your house and telling u Grins about when oung. From*Banig] Mojak. Dear Mrs. Agnes Sutton: a Thank you for telling us about Cedarvale and you life. It was all very in- teresting. I wish you a Happy Birthday. Your Friend, Thys Jaarsina. Dear Mrs. Agnes Sutton: Thank you for telling those old stories when you were small. By Wally Morgan. And there: was one large lovely card, inscribed: (This carving) ‘Presented to Agnes Sutton for her 197 (87th) Birthday with God's richest blessing. Barbara, Bert and Stephen (Little Chief), Donna and Bill Bishop, Mike and Joyce Casorso, Barb and Al Parfitt and family,” “The carving is done by Victor Mowatt and Mrs. Mowatt is a Frog and sends her congratulations.”’ With ail this “proof” - how can anyone now ever doubt Mrs. Agnes Sutton is, indeed,’ 87 years old? AN EGO IS DEFLATED By Ron Gadsby James Cook had been home only five weeks when the Ad- miralty asked him to lead an- other expedition, this time to circumnavigate the high Ant- arctic fatitudes. In 1739 the French explorer Bouvet had sighted land in the , south Atlantic which he had called Cape Circumcision. He thought it might be a projec: tion of the great, mysterious southern continent und, of course, this possibility had whetted the appetites of ex- plorers ever since. Later it proved to be an island ynd was named in his honor, but when Cook headed south, none knew for sure. It was nalural that on such an expedition a botanist and his supporting crew should be included and it was natural. too, that Joseph Banks who had proven such a stimulating influence on the previous voyage be included. He was keen to go. But something had hap- pened to Banks since his re- turn to Englund. The adulation he had received had inflated his ego to such an extent that he seemed to feel the expedi- tion was designed just for him. When he saw the quarters sup- plied for him onthe new vessel he batked. He ordered that acd ditional accommodation be added so that his personal suite of 13 people could travel in conditions “suitable for a gentleman”, This cugtired that anew deek be waded aml the existing deck lengthened, cua! Cook allowed (he adterations to go ahead without comment, One suspects he hatd ths donpue buried very deeply ins his cheek. When the vessel lett dry- dock und nioved downsirean her pilot declired her to be top-heavy and the most un- stable ship he had ever saited. He refused to rig h. rin full sail for feur of cupsizing. Cook agreed fulty and: with the help of the navy's comp- troller, received permission to have her stripped buck to her previous dimensions. This, of course, had adeleterious effect on the Banks ego and he with- drew from the expedition after receiving a final rebuff fram the Admirally which said, in part: “Mr. Bunks seems to con- sider Ihe ships as fitted out solely for his use, the whole undertaking to depend on hint und his people und himself the director and conduetar of the whole. It was at this point that- Joseph Banks mustered whut was left of his dignity and withdrew his participation, in fairness lo Bunks it should be added that while he blamed Cook for his predicament, he did re-establish a firm friend- ship with the commander, Bunks was replaced as offi- cial naturatist by Johann Rein- hold Forster, a Prussian Svot. His son Georg went along as a natural history draughtsman. Hi wascin untkely due beeause whit son Georg wits an amen: ible person he was much under | the inflicoee of his hither who sais loving but, The ofd Wit was a farmer Lutheran ministey ands Ciled school teacher whe seemed to have suHsth Soke an tis veins. He Whedl tothe te sce sind that tuchided the stapes crew wham he tefl were holies itd wastrels. Average of $1,000 each MONTREAL (CP) ~ The funeral business is alive and well in Quebec, even (hough not many people like to talk about it or even to think about it. “Everybody likes to stay away from death,” says Gilles Poirier, president of the 530-member Association vi of Funeral Directors of the Province of Quebec. “Nobody gees with a glad heart. “But the funeral business is a business like any other.” In an interview this week, - _ Poirier. estimated. the in- ' " dustry hasan annual tur- nover of roughly $35 miliion in Quebec, with about one- quarter of Canada’s population. He based his estimate on an annual death rate of: 35,000 in Quebee and an average cost per funeral of about $1,000. Poirier painted to several new trends in the funeral industry, which he characterized as generally ‘traditional and conservative. He said the emergence of several big chains of funeral homes anda slow drift away from small family operations show thal the industry is falling under the same influences as other types of business. HAS 53 BRANCHES The biggest chain in Canada is Urgel Bourgie Liee., which has 53 funeral homes in the Montreal] region. Ancther big one is Alfred Dallaire Ltee., with 23 Montreal branches. Poirier also noted that five years ago cremation was used in only about one per cent of French-Canadiar funerals, But now it is used about 15 per cent of thetime, He attributed the trend to lower costs and a less stiff attitude by religious authorities. Poirier, vice-president of Magnus Poirier Inc,, which has five funeral homes in the EF General Office - 635-4387 ; Circulation - 635-6357 TERRACE/KITIMAT daily herald PUBLISHER... Laurie Mallett . MANAGING ECITOR...Ernest Senior REPORTERS...Donna Vallieres (Terrace- Thornhill) KITIMAT OFFICE,..Pat Zelinski - 632-2747 Published every weekday at 3212 Kalum St., Terrace, B.C. A member of Varified Circulation. Authorized as second class mait. Registration number 1201. Postage pald in cash, return postage guaranteed. “NOTE OF COPYRIGHT The Herald retains full, coniplete and sole copyright in any advertisement produced and or any editorial or Photographic content published In the Herald. Reproduction Is not permitted without the written tmission of the Publisher, Montreal area, defended the funeral industry agains accusations from consumer groups that rates are exorbitant. Special facilities have to be maintained and staf paid, he said. Customers demand a variety of ser- ces. He said the services his firm affers at an average funeral, not including the casket, cost $850. Caskets, from the simplest wooden one to the most ornate bronze, vary enormously in price, . The most . elaborate ‘funeral he offers, featuring a cortege of flower-adorned hearses and a large com- plement of attendants, comes to $5,000. OFFERS SPECIAL One of the cheapest funerals is Alfred Dallaire Ltee,’s $99 bargain basement special, For that price, human remains will be picked up anywhere in Mon- trea] and delivered to the place of burial or cremation. The price includes a simple wooden casket and the arrangement of formalities, but not embalming. Paul-Emile Legare, president of Alfred Dallaire Ltee., said Dallaire regards itself as an innovator, and also offers a §287 special which includes embalming, expastre of the remains, and four attendants. Poirier said funerals differ enormously according to ethnic origin. French-Canadians pour out their grief very quickly, but don’t prolong the death ceremony a5 much as Italians or Portuguese. French-Canadians tence more often to buy ornate ~ caskets with bright metallic surfaces, while Anglo- Saxons ga more for very sober, simple wooden caskets, Jews, Italians and Greeks almost never choose cremation, he said. Published by Sterling Publishers