Page 8, THE HERALD, Tuesday, August 29, 1978 CB. by that ndomitable dynamoe...... Dinol Hi again every-one! Hope this finds all’s well in the land of the C.B.’s. and of course with all the C.B.’ers too... To begin with, maybe we'll mention last week's heading that some-one, namely, DAVE, seen fit to bestow upon us mostly to see what, if any, the reaction would be...well, Dave, you can be assured that I did get alot of razzing about it, BIONIC WOMAN indeed! It’s not really nice, but Liquid Plumber insists it should have read BIONIC BUCKETMOUTH instead...ch well, whoever said L.P. was nice anyhow? Jokes we can take and Dave, it was L.P. who said it was you that did it... ° Word is out that a progressive party is in the making (and this has nothing to do with politicians either). Better you should clue us in on this a little more there SUPER THIEF... sounds like it could be a fun time and if we should miss it, then be sure to give us a report on it, 5-5- a Apologies are in order to all on my behalf, actually apologies really isn’t what it’s all about when you stop and think for a moment and realize that a boner that I pulled is to be expected knowing me.... the latest boner is promising you the names of the winners from the Jamboree in this column. Now, don’t get upset...I did make the call to GREEN GREMLIN down (up?) in. Rupert, but realized five days later that I forgot five him the address tosend it to, so we shall just have to try...one more time...next week, OK??? Hey gang, has any-one seen or heard from the one VAGABOND LOVER that hails from sunny Cal? Terrace is usually his nesting place every summer but so far this year, noone has seen him, Believe this fine gentleman receives our paper so to him we say a big howdy from all your buddies at this end and we hope to see you next year for sure. Latest people to get cherryized are DICKIE BIRD, HEVY CHEVY from Penticton, and POTATO PICKER from Ontario. To POTATO PICKER, we hope your trip back was 4 good one and that your thoughts are with us at this end. Needless to say you are being missed very much, take care of those ‘‘sheaves” and keep those shelves straight eh? It can’t possibly be ‘‘The Last Farewell’... - HOVERCRAFT...hope you have those vials ready...the cherries are!!!!! Ah Hah! BLACK MAGIC is still on the ‘‘vow fo get you’’ path...and that path. hails from P.G. yet...all talk and no action??? YUP!! BURRO (donkey, ass, whatever) URGENTLY WANTED by KLEANZA PHEASANT for trail hikes where trail bikes can not go! Feet just gave out!!! Question??? Did KLEANZA TURKEY change her handle to KLEANZA SEAGULL??? (No pun intended! !) ; Word, via skip, has reached us that a big Howdy to all is sent from the terrors themselves, _ COBRA, SWEET WILLY, TUMBLEWEED, BIG ALL and OUTSIDER, all from that Oregon state, Another question?? What goes up and down or back and forth? 'Tis not a yo-yo either... would you believe it’s SIDEKICK cutting the grass? Well, speaking of yo-yo’s!!!! A fond farewell is extended to BIG WALLY Just GOATS, te Show Youl By Ed Ansems This year, a novelty event The Goat Owners’ has been added’ to the Association of Terrace competition. A baby goat (G.0.A.T.) will be spon- show will be held with the soring the annual goat show following categories. on Sunday, Sept. 3rd in a) Shortest and Longest conjunction with the Terrace Ears Fall Fair. We would like to —_b) Most Colorful encourage all goat ownersto —¢) Longest Hair enter thisshow andtohelpto —g) Smallest Goat make it the best competition e) Most Spots ever held in this area. The —f) Curliest Hair various categories can be = g) Overall Appearance noted in the Fall Fair in- As you can see, there formation booklet available should be a category into at a number of locations which every kid goat in the around town. Terrace area (Skeena othe. _Provi { AUGUST 27 WINNING Keep your August September d it’s also eligible for the Septembe Here are the numbers drawn in the August 27th draw of the Provincial Lottery, Check the numbers below— You may be a winner. To claim your crize, follow the instructions on the reverse of your ticket If you're not a winner in this draw, KEEP YOUR TICKET $4 MILLION WINNING NUMBERS Valley) could enter, You can, enter your goat kid(s) in one Rig or more of the categoriesma listed, There is no entry fee for this event. We are hoping fo attract as many entrants as possible into this f event. Time of the show will. be, after the regular goa showing and competitio which starts at 10:00 a.m., Sunday, Sept. ard. Any owners requiring more information can phone Ed Ansems, at 635-4670. NUMBERS! raw ticket, r 24th craw. 4/8/6/3/0/6/1 1/2(|0/9/2/3/6 1,9|5;8)4/8/1 $400,000 WINNING NUMBERS 2/6|8/1/911;)8 4(3/3/6|/5/8|6 If the last six, five, four or three digits on identical to and in the same order as numbers above, your ticket is eligible 1 responding prize. your ticket are those winning o win the cor- last 6 digits win $40,000 last § digits win $7,000 last 4 digits win $250 last 3 digits win $50 NOTE tifly delian winners (40 p may doin thea winengs ty patusetitinig Unc licke? ta any Oran of Canddian leqpenot Bank of Cornimetcc: catty ity Baten Columoid, Mbettd, Saskatchewan Manito ane ihe fuken Thane dint at aac epane ¢ reba tae i ane) foe diheal gatibitey Aeon: Wah Deore tegt tere seat poms zetil ‘ TICKETS FOR: SEPTEMBER 24,.1978 OCTOBER 29, 1976 and SEXY LADY and 44’s, who.are moving from P.R. to make their home in Nanaimo...just know you can’t forget all the good.people down here so take special care and the beat to you and yours in your new home. . A Happy Birthday to Geronimo on Sept. 2nd and many more to come. A welcome back to 18 wheeler, SUMMER WIND, who is back on this run and who is trying to live up to the last part of his handle. RUSTY SPIKE is on his way back home to Alta..and for those of you who never got to see him before he left, a big howdy and good-bye to you,.take care RUSTY and we'll see you at the Scanner's Ball for sure. Any CBers out. there who haven't as yet got their eyeball books and who'd like one should get in touch with LITTLE MAMA on CH. 11 or 01 (If not on either of these channels, she can probably be found sand-bagging on any one of the other 38 channels wearing her beer-can hats, which she also has (on order only). Exterior decorating?? Try a sickly green color the shade of SIDEKICKS face when he got off the boat... this is one fella that likes to be different so he got shore sickness(and swears the ground was moving, not the water). It was worth it tho’... shore ’nough, he got some fish and got sick!!! Whoops! Just forgot that TUGGER from P.G. was cherrized too and is running back home on the fumes...cheap way to go!! Saves on gas!!! Parents, a reminder to you to keep your children from playing with your C.B. sets.. a lot of people are complaining of the amount of kiddies playing with the radios Jately and this as we all know is a definite no-no, These are not toys so let’s try to keep them away fromthe sets... RIP-OFF-ARTIST has left us for a few weeks holiday and it never has been so quiet at the work 20 before,..people are even hanging on to their money for a change! . Something has to be done about TOOLIE and if anyone out there has any suggestion, we would gladly welcome them...this poor sould does have his share of problems... first, he loses his teeth (but a good thing came of that, he lost 10 lbs.) ‘and now he lost his shoe (he tried dancing barefoot). Tried tying a string around his finger but that didn’t work either as he forgot what the string was for and what finger it was-tied to anyhow. Trailers for sale or rent...shoe to let... fifty cents!!! !! A “Howdy” to SUGARFOOT, whom we finally got to meet after talking to him on the two-way over a year ago...and this is one of our locals? ?? OK folks, time we went 10-7 for another week, but before we do we have to write that a flash news item was handed to me that reads that all’s well with Toolie...seems he HAS found his shoe and the string too! It wasn’t on his finger at all, but on his left toe. Take care all you good people and we'll catch you on the return...3's oe Fo eed ee aera Tm at RT PORT