PRS ate ONE K CPN <— fess Ss: eI omar. by Jott M cNelly _ by. Russell Myers, = arma TTT 17 gene? ie cre 1.4 E LOOK, ROBBIE, YOURE MORB\ tet ine | THAN THE BEST BL. (ECITOR THIS ih EVER Waev? He nae i! ‘ T.UA.WESAKH. » WHATS OUR LAST TE . 7 : an times. I pe a ‘Tsay. “your slater: has’ alfelta: . where cher brains belong, Not . ’ only ig her reasoning -ridicu- ‘Jous,-but she has'a mean mauth © ‘and. could be a troublemaker If” a Berleusly. Tell her: ta ona. OMe cs . * Steamed in. cat start: ‘off: by. saying; *. + ed ott by the fact that at ome _ thing’terrible is happening to " “our. teenagers. They are grow- ;” ing ‘Up-wi wit a a sense of of right’ or ‘wrong noe ents le fh to vere nel ~they get into trouble.”. ” T havea Sense of Tight jand a paren on’ Ye We torent me, ust Uke ' a Wot of iF other normal kids; I'at--~ high school, have a By et friends and enjoy Ii ‘Plan to g0 to college, LO sifully We are ‘living in r-than’ most, but thing jortite is happening “to us’ "teenagers, We are golug. to --|,” Make [t Have faith in us! Sup-. a ‘pore use Stick up for ust Weare - our future! Please care, -_ ger: ll will! I de! I care! ‘And § 50 ) do - “Gainions of others. ‘Thanks for - writin Ng")... ; ; oor professors. “T'maist comment ° on’ Sour” ; ridicutous answer fod the: professor's: ‘wife who ‘tri jell you that. her’ hecband “Works as hard as the Fortuie 500, but: for a fraction of.the “ay. My: ‘hushand’ -Wab.a full professor with tenure’at a tigtons: technical universi- We spent all owe : davings just’ . to-live,.When we were faced with. the problem: of sending. - It's unfair to put’ all teen. one cme ‘agers in one category. I am 17, ~ Peenage Lament - Curtis” fa “the new moralit ty —, cand Tree - oe jem ayy From, ‘lasses Tywhat a 7 ‘dra rag! “ mit Tram. Mom and. ‘Dad. _ me always arguing. : ; i myo ‘own ‘Woman now Mide sq by‘one 'derisjon. : “One hour; ‘of love ‘and -Pleas- .* : ure, Fone enter seaee “Free now to “took. cat. my. cheerleading, sweater ‘banging’ os ‘i the closet.- $7" My books.and ‘basketball ; . "schedule restingontheshelf, My material for a prom for- * “mal— never ‘made — as it sits ; - amid the remnants: .Of the fabrics left over from . + fny maternity tops: - medals from. band. and ; ‘cho, forsaken In the chitter: ” 9 if a jewelry box, “yy. friends passing by my _ ‘ Laughing over the ‘gossip: 7 i¢olumn in the school paper. .: And giggling over who will be the next to moa lence . . he ‘new ality ~ and i free tiah “ aor cleaning ~~ what. a oo ier him =- always arguing.” Por jroning —. senseless * houra, _— . For dishes — useless, vu Por cooking — a bore. “* Gor gen — a hangup, ' Oh, God, If-you are There,» a ’ Please let-Someone take this egal baby off my hands, let my. fee ‘dance once: more. - : I demand exnal time for 1 me Ide the marictng cut the the bills ‘and am — “QUF OW Sons to college, ine. te "a uit the. university and. fob in “government .that paid al ceBs mach, | People can't cat prestige. 1 octets values professors,.they ” y them better. The =~ ‘Yyoar: eee ett ood old Teach U, ‘other faculty members also “elt, — some for as little as. $00 ayearmore, =. Professors of the 1980s lve ina dollars-and-cents world ‘like everyone else. And ‘they -are grossly underpaid. — ’ Goodbye Mr. Chips - . Thanks for-the update. You we - * real put jhe picture in per- TIRZSe Grrues CUD HEE: (oR You: _BEEN PETIER, MIKE. : They RR GEEN70 Se THe: ONES | Vy WENT. OPIN t \. a spec ive, *: Twas ‘Interested in the letter | . from the: woman. who signed “Herself; Marriéd To A Nut: He re “bon ht porn magazines and -away:for rubber under-- “wear. Yat) said this, was no rea: '. son ‘to ‘diverce an otherwise: stable and responsible man ~—.. ~ that he had ‘a rubber fetish ‘and she should consider her- _ “self hick he didn't pester her ~ to join * Your answer didn't, g0° far . enough, That wile needs-to get. ‘a three-way conversation . fe A therapist or counsel- louwld; taik to them both -and explain that it is not such -a. terrible: thing. The wife ak to hecome enlightened accept this henign oddity. J.am a rubber fetishist,- -“fniurried 3 years. My fetish © “has come up only t twice during ur Marriage and both times it created a tial, We would . ~ have heei much better off had ie discussed It openly many | “er ae di f ask for this fetish, " Tve had it-since I was 4 years old; when I became enamored of my mother's. rebber apron, - Most people who have fetishes think the -are ireaks ora little . | crazy. A frank discussion with an ‘understanding wife‘ would: enhance’ the” marriage. . not - threaten it, — . Pe | appresiave yo your ranieness and so will others. ‘Thanks-for - sharing your. feelings, > Foolin love. You've printed. several set ters from the wife to.T - Other Woman. Now, will’ yor. ~ please reverse the procedure? - Dear Wifer So you Have - found yeceipts-for gifts your. hushand fas bought me?. A hottle of perfume.’ A negligee. Asilk scarf, Big deal. oe You -have his name. You = ~ bore his children. You live & * his home and share his bed ak inmost every night. He takes you | : to lovely parties and on excit: -: - lng-trips. You ‘will live oui" ‘out oy to ether and have “the his widow. Twill ity of ee my heart. + Forever. Who has the better . _ deal? — AFoolin Your message td a nowertul - = ~-one, So Wise up, already. You. have had: several re- : Bear Bryant, that Seat Con Alabama, reads it to Als. a freshman class every yéar.”- 1 have clippet something - from yéur column that.1 is equally powerful atid I ho - Fou will consider rertuinnilrig it, imagenes er r wrhove life: waa . chang: "Dear Busy: “With pleasure, ~ ‘Thanks for arking. Here It is wf, I have lost ont to a dude- at work who is 10 : : . ALT get is .. her mean | ee da Ni e Only In Ne ame ew rumswick _ OK, no advice, but may 1] ask - a question? Why does a ster- ling fellow like yous — a verita- ble gem — stay wi ith an unap- preciative, self h, Hl-tem: pered . shrew who is footing around yet? Tam x0 ald, And T was never . . young: _ ~ ‘Into. the trash We tend .to forg ‘or deny, ey that addiction. = m whether nie alcatiol - “Or “In fact, alcohol is a. Em aire 300 would want 10 mo know. tha 1 gay Parents ad maa I Hike the way you challenge iple to take’ responsibility or thelr ‘lives and quit biam: thelr society and {foul say As true beca ied to two alcoholics . day that I-can give | back a Little of what has been’ Bai Deer me; — Grateful in .Narcanon sounds like. won- “* derful ‘organization. Please tell us how to get in touch with the . -; headquarters, Th be watching. the. ma lis daily, . 7 Showering siblings « sister has two kids, a bo ; pyaar bs She insists that - and other husbands whose wee wer ‘together to save wives have turned offsex. © 0° + .. For 21 years I have been: ‘> * there through sickness and . health, me cycles, sul- ~~ Spreess turee” again | ; ; ree teet dia ‘was upset when J about this She Says it’s heard perteciy ol okay according to psychiatrist. Will you gi eae “ole Your sister should change ee on psychiatrists. » False solution .. My husband has smoked three packs of cigarettes a day . for for 15 years. It drive me crazy. © Last week his doctor told bin he. rane stop smoking and ann He has: heart trou le emphysema. ” That wery day. Tien tossed: the last package of cigarettes... can and she: me his wonderful new pie. “This will solve the problem,” . he announced triumphantty. sm But will it, Ann? Ron stil in- - hales deeply when he smokes, ee comment, — Six Of , One, Half Dozen Of The Other Studies have shown that pipe can improve the quality of thelr health «If they don’t in- hale. Cigaretle smokers who switch to a pipe do themselves - na good if-they inhale the pipe smoke ‘as deeply as: ‘they. in- haled the cigarette smoke. ‘It's the hot air on the ngs: that . “does the devil's work. iy “lm sorry, sir, visiting hours are over."’ - smokers who quit.cigarettes |