: JRSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, HL

-STuvN'S =

oa .
Idon’t know it yo you ve ever a

eall; {And he had a DILLY),
- Secretary: “This ig: to remind you, str, that: you: have an

tooth extraction, May. we expect you in?!"

my lines tangled...now what was ‘that you said?.-:Teeth did you
gay?...Hell’s bells, doll, they're in great. shapé..just
B GREAT..:haven’t had ‘one yanked since can't remember

the telephone operators I used - to ‘know....(Ha,ha)...great
gal...Mind if I grab a cigarette? ,., You know’ , you sori of caught

-annointment, I mean, appointment?...Ummmm..,Six ‘months
ago, eh??.. No, havent had a’ speck of trouble since’ then,
y Stamped out the germs with my elbow (Ha, ha)...Impacted
wisdom tooth you say? ...Seems tome I have to get my car fixed
today...steering problems .. .day off you know,, have tohave my
car for work...Can't we move that appointment ahead a
bit?...Yeah, any day will do.. I'm not hard to get along with you
know (Ha, ‘Ha, Ha)...

| two.,.great ‘stuff you know.. .No, I’ll be fine, just gotta catch me

forty winks...J’ll give you a ring later, if you’re lucky (Ha, -'

‘Ha)...Hey, hold it, gotta get another light,,,What time did you
say,doll? One o'clock? Yeah, sure, can’t keep a good man down
(Ha, Ha)...¥Yeah, z H be there, you can count onit..:
hear the one......7

XXXKEXK

And then there’s the one about the lady suffering from a sad .

lapse of memory after 4 hard night’s howling, who received a
“mystery” call before breakfast from another woman:

‘Mystery Caller: “Listen here, you lousy b---, I happen to

know who you are and what you've done. My old’ man came
home with YOUR lipstick planted-all over his collar.. and Pm

Hydro
steps
ahead

B.C, Hydro has taken the first
_ major step towards
establishment of the Rupert
Gas Turbine Generating
Station.

Tenders have been called for
a gas turbine generating unit,
nominally rated at 25,000
kilowatts. Closing date for bids
is Sept. 21.

The new generating station is
slated to begin operation in
July, 1973, with one unit in
service. More units can be
added later for an ultimate
capacity of 100,000 kilowatts.

‘The piant is needed to meet
growing power requirements in
the Prince Rupert area, It will
augment the power available
from the Aluminum Company
of Canada's Kitimat-Kemano —
hydroelectric system and
provide service reliability in the
event of an outage on the
transmission line serving
Prince Rupert from Terrace, .

The new generating station
will replace an existing plant
which combines diesel units and
a small gas turbine plant.
However, these will remain
available during initial stages
of development of the new plant
to Serve local needs. .

Site. of the new station is on
the:south shore of. Morse Basin,

m@ adjacent to- the ° Rupert
Mm Substation just east of Galloway

| Rapids on Highway 16 to!
Terrace.

Tnitial ‘clearing and site
surveys are in progress, with

Req. 4.99
Sale

Ats, only

Interior Paint
Reg. 3.25 Sale

* telling voit draight that rm on my way over to kill you,” ‘you

sgonized over a ahstigover 0 or. -not ( it
. MeN

not, you’re either a non-smoker, Jika‘ ‘going to bed: early, or.
what-have you); ‘which just reminded me of a Buy, who-was “>
dragged out of bed first thing in the morning bya dangling phone

“right out of the nut hatchery... Your accent’s so thick I can’t

> make out a word. you're saying....What’s this about?.,.Whose
appointment. with Dr, Sitstill this afternoon at 1 d’clock for a. ae

‘bore me stiff...Do you mind telling me WHO you are?,,.Look,

. Man with hangover: “Oh yeah, sure ~ now ‘{us" a minit.. ‘got: , . Why don't you just take a. laxative,

‘when...Say; doll, that’s quite a voice you'got..‘sounds like one of .

me by surprise (Ha, ha)...now what’s all this about an

Say, doll, we should get together sometime for a. drink or
‘brown schent...I know ish. here schomewhere...¥6u'll neve

’ - ordered me schtraight home...shied she’sh having a baby (hic}.
say, did you :

[SUMMER __

LATEX PAINT

Interior White

2,99

VELVA GLO.

interior White or colors

Reg. 3.75 Sale 2.99

SUPER mph

_ Mamata sept a 7
“IBY. JOHNSON ° ad aoe lhe

Lady Meh poor. memory: “Now hold it hold it! “Who ‘the
heck are you?...I’ve met: all types, but you sound like you're

-husband?...YOURS?,,,Lady, don't kid yourself - he'd probably

tranquilizer,. or
something?...No I do.-NOT use Evening of - Paradise
‘perfume!...What: do you think I am, cheap or
something?.. Listen, if your darling husband is doing what you
think he is, then it's likely your own danmed fault...I’t have you
im YER. have my OWN husband to worry about, and he’s ‘not

me oe

XXMKRX .

“Moving from » Rangovers tothe real article, there’ 's one about

“avery tipsy Buy with a big problem, who fle stopped by a red

flashing light-at 4 a.m, - and created quite a quandry in the

mind of the local constabulary:

Police Officer: ‘May I see your Driver’s Licence, please?”

Man in semi-comatose state: . “Chertainly, Oxtifer.,.I know -
itch right here shomewhere in my wife’s pursh..,if I can jus'find ©
it... you know what women are like, Oxtifer...never givéamana

believe thish, Oxtifer, but the wife jush phoned a while ago...and

Did you ever hear anyshing sho schupid, Oxtifer?...A man can’t :
even have a hand or two of poker iwshout hish wife getting
upshet.. .U shink she’s trying to pull the wool over my eysh...

whe told me baby isn’t due till Scheptember.. .Behides, |
Oxtifer, -we’ve-already got shix kidsh to 0 many...-here ish my
Lishence {hic)...A man hash some rightsh in this world, don’t.
you shink?...[ tell you,’ Oxtifer, .if Shesh really, having a
baby...I'm going ta schlop dawn and schmoke ‘a chigar on the.

nearish redhedge's lap. Can I gon now, Oxtifer???.. J promish
I'l, drive schtraght home thie),”’

GARBAGE CANS:
3.99 |

SWIM FINS

Assorted

25% Off

LAWN SPRINKLER

Galvanized

Reg. 4.99 Sale

Rain Wave — covers area 34° x 65*
Req. 5.95 5 3a
Sale |

mean 1.44

fm building © and . powerplant

construction scheduled to follow
fo curing the summer of 1972 and
me Spring of 1973. .

= Weather

Deluxe Melvor
: ‘Reg. 8.50 Sale

LAWN SPRINKLER

1.44

~ SPRINKLING: CAN

Garden ;
Reg. 1.95 Sale .

2 is bad
™ for fires

‘q The general deterioration in

Assorted Paint Brushes 99

oof the weather pattern which .

persisted throughout the Prince
“At _ Rupert Forest District this past
fa =6week resulted in only one new
fire, ‘which was quickly
controlled i in its infant stage.

Firefighting: costs to date in
this district have amounted to
$321, 000.

Req, 2:95
s. Sale.

CAR wisi BRUSHES

1.88 5

Size Wt
Req. 1.55 Sale

“99 :
:

A marked improvement in“
the weather is now in-progress. -:
One day of sunshine supported’.
by a light wind can dry the fine “

the point ‘where fires will ignite.
easily and spread readily, -
Please continue to exercise care.
to extinguish your campfires.
‘and cigarettes, :

7. Reg. a '

‘18 x 20 Water Sprite

Al

FISHING RODS

i by ! é
an iz
n
. ‘ie
mo : mo A
(+) " ‘I
2 4
"

" Regular retall price

Conditions in the woods : in ;

a; some areas are now becoming *
© ideal for slashburning. The -
process whereby the residue of

. debris left on the ground after
logging must be removed to.
bare the mineral soil and allow
natural seeding or -artlficial:

- planting of the area to take
place. The quickest and most
economical way-to remove the

Nut & Balt

Rey. 5. 8

a “sm =e

317

DAIWA REELS

bas off

me Regular retail’ price

‘iabris is by controlled burning ;
| . ata safe time. ‘This time is now, i.
. hearing, when. the open: ‘alash
areas are dry enough to support "”

: fuels:on a southern exposure to,
i
t
|
}

! combustion, but: the: standing’
". dimber ia still wet and fireproof. ‘
Site preparation, as the process

is correctly’, termed,
. necessary and will be cieried
i _ gut throughout’ the: di trict as. 4
j

_. Reg. 92.95 Sale

weather’ permits.“

. inconveniences in. the form. of
poor. visibility” may ° be

i : experienced: for’ a‘ short: tinie,
a : bat wood smoke ist not toxic. -

| 22, 95

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" TERRACE HERALD, TERRACE, B.C.

BALL POINT. PENS.

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