Island By V. VICTOR COMOX COMEDY: Created by the C,O, of Comox Air Base when asked by reporters if American nuclear arms were stored at the airport, he stated the informa- tion was top secret, A short while later at a banquet he assured his listeners ofthe absolute safe- ty in storing nuclear warheads, In fact it seemed to many it was so foolproof a system that it would almost be impossible to get the weapons attached to a plane without all but a personal appearance of Mr, Johnson and a direct order to the do or die Yank soldier guards, Actually American soldiers should never be referred to as fighting men or guards, the world has been told repeatedly they are merely advisors such as are used in Viet Nam and the Dominican Republic, Only the people of those countries are so very -hard to convince, they seem to think the Americans are fair game,’ It seems a very unappreciative way to treat a well-armed advisor, Further to Comox, there is a delegation of peaceful protest marchers who at this writing are on their way to this Island air- strip to do a bit of peaceful demonstrations, It would appear they have a lot of courage and will give the apathetic residents of Courtenay and Cemox an op- portunity to learn others are concerned about the storage of American nuclear arms on Cana- dian soil under American guards (advisors), : The odd part of this fiasco, Voodoo aircraft are not capable of carrying these arms to any potential enemy territory, They do not have the range, This Yank operation is merely the thin edge of the wedge, like the story of the Arab and his camel, Warn- ing, the camel won in the end, a TRAFFIC TRAGEDIES: The . area around Nanaimo has had more traffic fatalities to this date (12) than in any one year prior to 1965, A major cause is the bottleneck. in the city centre, All traffic must pass through asection where the street is less than 30 feet wide whichis done at a snail’s pace during rush views and comments Enjoy Good, Home-Cooked Meals at Jennie’s Cafe 335 Main St. @ Modern equipment @ Dining room service news, hour, Besides frustration it causes many drivers to attempt to make up time on more suitable roads, Result, aforementioned, Flying Phil could do well to by-pass city centre even though it wouldn’t please the downtown merchants, but this is a lot of pressure for these same business men (and women) are almost all died-in-the-wool Socreds, Like most other projects, Socred en- gineered, it will be done too little and too late, It is estimated this summer traffic will be double last year due to the additional ferries op- erating from the North Island, Many wonder why Phil flies, very simply, it isn’t congested andnot nearly as rough as some of the Island highways, * * * SLAVE LABOR LADS: It was rather surprising to learn one of the big city dailies pays the carrier boys the princely sum of 42 cents per customer per month, One laddy in the outlying district of Nanaimo walks 90 miles each month for a take home pay of, less than six dollars, so itworks' to about eight cents per mile carrying papers. When the lad was asked the reason he didn’t ride a bicycle, he quite accurate- ly stated he couldn’t afford to buy a bike, A check with the local office of the paper revealed this to be a fact, When accused of hiring child slave. labor, the manager indignantly pointed out the ad- vantages in learning business acumen and meeting people to any young person who wishes to advance in the business world in later years, But it seems a very long way from carrier to Cromie, When they say free enterprise, in this case it means almost that, those leds work almost for free, FOR SALE - MINERVA ‘8’ TRANSISTOR RADIO. in Excellent Condition. Phone ‘PT’ - for further details. MU 5-5288 Proceeds to Press Drive PLUMBING & ELECTRIC SERVICES Range, Washer & Dryer hookups. Watermains, pipes repaired & replaced. Re- wiring — extra outlets. 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Phone 382-3846 (evenings) ‘U.S. will use A-arms in own interests Despite earlier denials the testimony released last Friday of U.S. Defence Secretary Mc- Namara before a House sub- committee, leave no doubt about the intentions of the U.S, mili- tary to use nuclear weapons, ‘McNamara declared that the U.S, will not restrict the use of nuclear weapons “when we believe it is desirable to use them in our own interest.” This statement was part of testimony he gave at a secret meeting of the House of Repre- sentatives appropriations sub- .committee on March 2, McNamara gave this testimony almost two months before Presi- dent Johnson told a press con- ference on April 27 that he (Johnson) had never received a suggestion from any official con- cerning the use of nuclear wea- pons in South-East Asia. “In his testimony, this is what ZA b Better read than dead... —Grant, Herald E , Los Angel McNamara said: “, . .there has been no senior official, military or civilian, of this government that I am aware of, that has indicated that we have any policy restricting our use of nuclear weapons in any situation in the world when we believe it is desirable to use them in our own interest, Mark Children’s The annual International Chil- dren’s Day for 1965 will be cele- brated in Vancouver on Sunday, June 6, from 1 to 5 p,m,, at the Grandview Community Centre at 3350 Victoria Drive, and in Trout Lake Park, There will be an exhibition ox children’s paintings, folk singing for children, a puppet show, sports, races and dancing, Fami- lies are asked to bring their picnic lunches and free ice cream will be provided for the children, The celebration this year will 'mark two important anniver- saries, Arising out of the suffer- ing of women and children in the Second World War, women from 40 countries responded tothe call of the Women’s International Democratic Federation in 1945— 20 years ago—and proclaimed June 1 to be International Chil- dren’s Day, “I think if there is any m understanding on that point should be eliminated,” Under questioning by gressmen, McNamara said: think the risk of escalation one of the risks you must at when you are deciding to! nuclear weapons.” Day June 6 | Five and a half years 280") November 20, 1959, the Unil@)” Nations’ General Assembly ©) animously adopted and P claimed a Declaration of | Rights of Children, The U.N, Declaration emp sizes that the child shall brought up “in a spirit of under standing, tolerance, friend amongst peoples, peace and ™ versal brotherhood,” Today, when there is still 9 much unrest, war. and suffe? of children in many parts of world, especially in Vietnam B.C, Women’s Committee World Friendship calls 0? parents to bring their child to this important celebration” make this Day a memorable for the youngsters in the spi of the U.N, Declaration, ; For further information © HE 1-6801, Classified Advertising “NOTICES COMING EVENTS BUSINESS PERSONALS _ COPY — DEADLINE FOR ALL ADVERTISING, All copy mus” be in the offices of the PACi- FIC TRIBUNE no later than 12 Noon on MONDAY. ‘DURING. 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