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ABOUT MONG | by Brant Parker and Johnny Hart --) iby Roger Bolen... -by Jeff MacNelly * Jgausé lung cancer, . are, ~ gancer inthecountry. , ole - + {2) No cigarette is safe ..- : ~ tosmoke. ye ” RS percent of , peat twa weeks ; paper plates ~ dry up tom Has tbeen sclenificaliy that cles . > cer? Bon 2 Are Malas tes - «ane meal oo, -(4) Do nonsmokers & 7 evergethingeancer? = PF . ae -"(@) Is the number of ° = growing? = ii occasionally? *.(10) Are children-of smokers’ affected? “— ~.. Married To A Chimney - ~ As a board member of the’ National Cancer °° - Institute as well. as the — . - American Cancer. Soci- ety, 1 have access to the - most recent facts snd”. *. aigures. The answers ‘to .. Four, questions.came ~ rom those sources.’ . -{I) Yes, cigarettes They. ~~ the major: cause of. - (3) Marijuana contains ’ more tar than. tobacco. Pot smokers, inhale deep- ly. It ly considered by ex- ‘perts ‘more carcinogenic’ “.. than tobacen. > MOM WAS PRACTICAL AS oo AWELL-AS SENTIMENTAL! ) ~ «47 Yes, nonsmokers can get lung cancer, but © it is comparatively rare. (5) The ‘best-educated and most successful reg- ment of society has the feweat smokers. The ait - - rate ‘has been highest - - among: doctors, dentists | and teachers. - s (6). The number of smokers. is decreasing, uM . . "especially among ad males, . _ (7) Surveys show that those who smoke would like to quit: ~~ * 48) Every year nearly 2.miiion Americans do stop smoking. (Some ‘ times.It takes. a heart al- tack.) ©: To , (9}. Smokers, like drinkers, canrot. safely lake ore cigarette occa: - stonally without the risk . ’ of getting hioked again, . 10)’. Children. of smokers ‘have. twice as much “pneumonia and’. "bronchitis. They. also havé more tonsil and: adenoid operations thar, children of nonsmokers. "Now he knows I think it was my hus- haad who wrote and Ww to re ~him that on our honey- moon 3 years ago he told me my legs were too. short and my ankles were too thick. Ten years later ke sald my reat exid was Flat, my elbows were knobby an: any ‘Neck wasn't long enough. Another five. re aad 8 y ‘ ’ rend a that’s not enuugh to put a woman inthe closet, what is? — ra So now he knows. And Fil bet you feel better .. -after -unioading. Thanks — for writing. This is: to all ou men . cut there who think your wives, do nothing but watch soap operas all day. : . so “Laat summer in wit ital. 1. decided My watch the _ ages b, co feat F tho breeze! From then on it . was dowbhiil all the way. By day four, we were eating fried eggs off BEC ere wasn't a clean dish ‘in the house. I * couldn't find your way through the living room ‘without a map. -: ry shopping and forgot ce 2} and fo the. list at .bhome. Of - course I had to go back cheap, [ would have gmade the sale, and. The baby got sick natty alt night The ee Sept me tog we ex nie bo. ; bet breakfast. At. dinner it... ' took me 20 tinutes Lo clean them up just 90 they could eat. By the tinte by wife . got home, nerves | were shot. I couhin’t walt . cto get back to work. At: * Vast there 1 get a coffee ' al va soe moe = Pas ‘ i Te Oe Sh te fap Ra ) ae 4+ break. 1 wits floored | . When my wife walked in | ald, “It’s 80 nice to- * "os, oo. tbe home," - ‘woman is ; & saint..— ‘Respect. Re-. < bora + oo - . - “(rudging. in. the ‘Iittle” “+, {woman's moccasins for a. ‘few days" to appr * those.-male- chauvinists”: “, © wet mop. Every. bone: oe for divorce and two Sheet - weeks later I 7 that’ thinks to now. rex-husband J had com never had another epi- sode, hut that someday an appolatment for‘a .- 1 . ; consultation.so a phys: « guilty and ashamed. — | elan could explain ft to | -. : Ihave a heart-to- ' ts both in detail. He © = —>scneart’.talk and ask for. never showed fur ap - oo . Sher. forgiveness? | — i pointment, Later he Reavy On My Mind |. cs ; said he'd like to ., My consultant. says : see me, but we. under no circumstances - -wever make. love f should you rake up the : He was “afraid.”- . . ppal with, your. step. 7 . Moral of the story: It. daughter. You may not. ..-; you have Hi Pp be aware of it. but. the 7 your mouth a you Lemptation to held sucha. 3 7 ecome contagious . discussion might. alsu in- yf : reason — * . __ elude the temptation to 4 “even ‘pick a t= to 2. nexplore:: the” possibilities. aol avold: . ae of picking vip where you”: _ don’t tell the: truth, = on ee lefl othe ee The Way ° pe on Sorry, I don’t ‘agree. - The right kind of man, if. he really cared about you,, would have behaved . _ differently. ° Sexdrive: four. lives together. Our rela , Honship Is almost totally platonic. No one would guess it. We are both good-looking cent and fun-loving. pparently we have lw sex drives, Is this nor- mal? Should I he con- ’ cerned? — Sleepers . No, For you and your. husband it’s normal. . Don't. give it another oh thought. Consider your- elves fortunate to have “The Herald, Friday, July.22,.1903, Pape? Peo “There is nothing Me 7 preciate - what her. life-is- really - like. ‘Thanks for the con-;' fession. You'vé given: all ° out there 20-lashes witha. +. ‘weary. women lovesyour ©” . ‘ “ mes: ( wi ti —". —_ “Ty opaten at! efferves | ‘ HEATHCLIFF yee “y inarried a, Wornan Nth a S-year-old dag © "a es ee ome... was never conipleted, -hut I know I went way over the line of decency. 1 ste e when she WAS a old. * i oo Lucille Is 16 now. Her i ; - mother and [have been ‘'. separated for quite | pick Pel le and her up ; sister and spend weekend with me. We =) ~. have a lovely relation- ship and I enjoy being == i” ’ with my daughters. © - “Lucille -has never brought up the subject of - aur early “game play . ng but I am sure _ stil - " remembers.: ‘Whenever I see her I , Yemember, too, and-feel . ete ee etter ed . : Super superstitious . oe Dam 18a male, doing | - * weil Jn school and ‘have — _ many: good “‘triends, 1 *. know te ls stupid, but I. | am 80 tous itis <- . Talning my life, -T -go-...t0. - extreme _ lengths to. aveid black - cats and ladders. I never ‘step on @ crack in the sidewalk if E can help it - and am scared to death ofthe number 13, ~ i know. none of this tuukes sense, “T am ' -sHill-a slave to these . crazy superstitions, - Please tell me what to - “edo; —- Victim In Vancou- ver D mo, 1 applaud you for . recognizing ‘that super’ : stltion is’ Wogical.. This daes not, however, solve . the problem. You have .. - some deep-seated fears -- that-need to be verbal -.- ized to a couhsellar, - tescher.:or. some: Under: ~— standing person who will Ista. a) 7e a - | . : “DID YOU. HOLLER EEYOWOWOW'SIR 7” < Nam get ea “it's got finished baserment.’: a two-level | mos - i PF EP PROUP TEE EE LY TTT