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Jam aware I never notice bef that used to look small look . 1 see mental. in white. T used to be too shye to speack up in a crowd, Now I . ama brilliant converationtiat. 1 get stoned yet fam 1 per cent lucid. am express my in- | most fee brillant. When I - Minish this mastpiece. If you don't print it, Iwill © know you are a Communist; in .. Russia they print only, one side of! the sory. wipe side they. - wall “Troot it Win Your ee in the unedited . ed 6 out. im alé . etter it willbe a believe. — The form proves that a person who - _is stoned [s no judge of his.lu-.”. , cidity, his brilliance or the. ualit} of. his performance, 1 should have printed it au natu- : Fel the first time around. — Book about Chicago Tused to live in Chicago and - was fascinated ‘with the way “the olitics of. that clty work- ei. ou can’t get Altieal, bu wut ta is lt possible fo give.” what is going on in - Norman . ‘You're -right —.1 can't get: political. But I can recommend . a book about Chicago politics - ’ that will keep you riveted. Tris a novel by Eugene Kenn il loved it. Since you once liv ‘Chicago, you'll have no ‘trouble recognizing the principle characters. Title: Queen publisher Doubleday, 501° ‘ranklin Ave., Garden City, N.Y. £1530. ‘trlend indeed aa you tél. me to. to M¥OR, 1 1 : This morning M- to help the boy. called the . ell him. fat er at 2:15 am, to _ son was with me. He sald, iKeep the little bastard.” « ' THve alone. My three chil” ’ dren have uated from cok - ’ lege and have lives of their own. I have a business and can. ve the boy a home and a t most of all, can give ~ fove and a family. (I am 55. years old.) volved. What do you gu thnk? — Raised out. Can Raise One. we am filled with admiration for your courage and warm: heartedness. at a wender- Tully qnriching experience it - would be for you {and what a° break for the boy) if you took . min. . see B lawyer. Legal adeption would be the best and safest course. If this is not possible, consider becoming -a foster - parent. If ‘the frultcake next - Gaor yal not agree, simply let- the lad know he can count on’ your friendahip and a job and a college education. These days . when sv. many people stand. idly by and watch mug ee and knifings, it's wonderful ‘know there are folks ike you . around. ° ; Lam: ‘a se-yearold, yet no -matter Stat waving T feel: ty a everything I say or guy when I- aim around oo fhe r. The tension fs so thic’ could cut i¢ with a ale 1 It aa be. an expensive dress that I bought, the way my kids behave, the dinner I serve or ; . the condition of my house. When I do something she ap- . proves of, she will make soret ; comment like, “Well, there ts hope for you yet,” Nostalgic’. . ony ent tell me Iam. ‘I caution you, however, to" a “abet She in aa sel fove her and wish we could iriends. qa not f chia anymore and wou eto. have an adult relationship and feel at ease in her presence, Is . thin ever. possi between Teh or and: da Tired 0. Belng On Is your mother: bo 40 Tun ie rfere?.. Does ” a Your feel| and lack of self-esteem. — - lve you the courage to discuss . your feelin nes wi with your moth- ; zr. This co long for. Bathered by homosexuats: id male, 1 cleo and I'm is nothing me that would ee mesexual,. but 4 Meet + ee In the last two. ‘months. 1- _ have decked three gaus ard put one in the hospital. Idon't - ba PO around looking for fighta,. t rihen creeps come on to lose my tempe ; ™ onet Itke vibten hut it ; seem ie only way to tiscaur age. some. of -the persistent ; advice? — Definite-. ly Not In rested - . You say you don't like vior - lence, yet you decked three: er and put one in the hospi- al when all you had to. say ! --be away from TV and - - movie screens? -- MP: _ had announced he plan- . fed to take a year off to ~' relax and recharge at: his Sonoma Valley ranch, I don't thing it will be all . that long. He’s already . firming up plans for his next -movie =- a black comedy called “The Sur-. vivors,’* in which Williams . will . play. a ; bigtime New York ad- — ‘vertising exec, And he’s > _ _" now preparing a tape for ‘cable TV of a concert he did.'in: late October ip "= San Francisco’s. Great American Music Hall. - ‘When-all is said and’ ~ done, ° Williams is something of a workaliolic, and doesn’ t like to slow down. _ ‘a. We: "understand ’ Joanna Carson, the wife ‘of the famous Johnny, has-let it be known.that _ she has one big regret . ‘about ‘their marriage. _ ~.. Whats it?.-- DS. - AL That after a decade HEATHCLIFF A. Although Williams our life? Does. she critical? _- , You don’t mention any of these’. ; vfhings :— which’ makes: me... * won er if perhaps the problein --- — i suggest counselling. Find °:/ : out’ why you are go defensive, - and where the tenslon Is com:: - | ~ ing from. A good therapiat will... be the beginning |. - : _ of the adult relationghip you ~ progeldoned at Teast twice a | a. . Se 3 “Gossip Column B | .Q. We were sorry to” of ‘marriage, she and’ a - hear that Robin Williams . Carson never had a child’ : is taking time off to set- together. Both have : : tle. down and start a children from previous 5 family. How ‘long will he unions, but no offspring : wt . “feet say your: strong réaction: _ a, ora masculinity. e Deter: as 4 of insecurity Oe ; Your.Mom should let you te to babysit. You ahould no} _ Precaution. 4 ; wag, “Not interested | = ave fh j ‘experts: on this ute a homosexual pass # that you'are unsure of yo -- Mom'swrong Ld-year-old gir! Veaccatt 4, i hate to ede against a par : ent, but in this cose I-must |; oll know ae In advance wher she wants pecled to cancel your plans | anless it's an emergency | and she stmply cannot And Bey anyone else, : ; ‘Shocking experience = the room ‘and was electricshocked th death, Educate your Ann, — Sad “Thanks for the tip. , lovers should take the same nove . physically their own. ‘‘It ode was just never the right time,”* Joanna told an. :" interviewer recently. She. + would have preferred a: :° ‘daughter, who, she fan- tasizes, would have been “her best friend.- Never-. - theless, she says She has a — great marriage; is in" volved in charity..work . ‘and — an ‘ex-model her-: self --is plunging into the. * fashion design business. | ube Q.. We really miss a Valerie Harper,. who’ ; played."“"Rodah” on TV: t several years. ago. Is.. there any. chance she'll ¢ return as star of. anothi fd “TV series? --L.Z, : ‘A, Very possibly. | Valerie_is~telling friends ; these jays that she really ° d like té get back to | - series work, and she | . Means if? “I'm terribly middle class. | love to be = ona schedule ant punch - a time clock,” she told _;. me recently. She ed j an assistant district at} torney in , Farrell for thé - seen a at least:. three ; other TY films before | Christmas, all produced | -by " Harper’s longtime. boyfriend Tony .Cac- : ciotti. Odds are that one . of ‘the . movies. will ~ provide Val a vehicle for . | ‘aregular tube return,