I Toole THREE: UT HAVE ONE challenge ‘the response irom Mr. “Decent™ tu the lady’s question, . “Where are the: nice guys?" Ican tell ‘you where — they are they're finishing last. IT am almost ¢wice as ‘old as the man who prote and I agree with a . (i ail eA oe a oe i readers a abla readers and ° ee -. '. by Roger Bollen. . a a : en en _—.. -The classier ‘the gal. the “7 WORMS + Ot Ye $0 many women make these lousy chofces. The reason is unimportant. The creep still gets what he wants,.Almost every female insists she wants to be treated ‘well, but -the shoes under her bed rarely belong to Mr. Nice Guy. — Witness Many readers agree with-you, bul I can’t be- _ sae ; -” lieve there are that many . a , a . : sick chicks out there. oe “Stop hassiin ee by Toff MacNolly xy mrsgroagae AD: PRCeOALL, KLE, Ig 6 TWAT GUY THERE? er ——— A er a a AN INTELLECTUAL spor - eee ‘ a Lae taneen ==: iad ek aren’ JL TETHINKING MAN'S: OK GOT TO BE A COMBINATI COLIN SPIT et Found ane {tas with hire | NATIONAL FACTIME." ft OF FIELD GENERAL TopAceo Wick Pea Niwas grounded, reat , {AN EINSTEIN! LIKE THAT... || © Titnew te was bad mews." " ‘'tonths longer than I would have — just te Spite my parents. : ’ Tfinally broke up with “Jue” when they stopped hassling me.. My sugges- tion to all parents is to cool it. Your daughter will realize she can do idea. ; Tam now engaged to a - has a wonderful future. — Happy - - : : You're singing my sung — second verse. Thanks for the refrain. _ Somuch funk has heen written. about bedroom gymnastics in. the last ew years that millions of men have developed a complex, They consider themselves impotent be- cause they can't perform the way they did 25 years _ BEO. Tm seelng.a 52-year: we { NOW BE SURE WE Pont'T - os _ MAKE THINGS WORSE'BY®: te | POIN’ SOMETHIN TO : ANTAGONIZE HIM ul Don't be so quick.to fand women) have . no-. _ ‘teed this. phenomenon: ~ — ee Tae es sg IMA Etoune Coane Brn >. f peaey, T bummier the guy shé ts ; vo a o FRAME ad attracted to.-. °° ae ) STC Behavioral. gclentists en t» . " can speculate from now’ inti ‘doomsday. on why - ol stayed with him five - better, but it must be her ” 7 wonderful ‘guy whe is. - straight as a gate and. ~ ; papers suggeaud That you you on your: property rights. Get. with it, woman. - Coo, . Dear Ann Landers: I read a letter in your cal- -umn a, while back about aman who had an affalr with his secretary.. Her name was Mildred. The affair lasted several ; years. Finally he knew he ad to decide whelher to leave his wife and chil- dren and marry her cr ' break off the relation- _. ship, Mildred ‘made. the ”. decision for him. She ac- m, cepted a job in another -" q@lty and told him he must stay with his fami- Many years later the man’s wife “died.” He wrote and asked! you tu help him find’ his great ‘love, Mildred. He sald-he had heard she was living -in Toronto but-had no idea whether she was married or not. He hoped she might read his letter in your column and con- {act him, He said he was still’ living in the same house and-the phone . ... number. .was unchanged. His letter had-no signa- -- ture, only initials. . . Well, that rat is my - husband, I nearly went: into shock when 1 read his letter. I know for a < fact that he‘has ‘been - - * |ooking for that dame for »., the last 10 years. printing ‘such: trash. If. "sult of. your column, you will hear from my law- yer. — Romeo's Wife ; Dear Wife: When 1 . - hear from your lawyer, | | will refer him to. lawyer, who already has Informed me that your -lawyer has no case. - . Dear. Ann Landers: My ‘BS-year-ald father drove . with on expired license . for six years, He knew he could not pass the. vision - test because of cataracts. ’ All my pleading to stop driving went unheeded. The license bureau In- formed me that it was a police matter, The police said they could not take any action unless he com- ’ mitted a traffic viala- ° lion. His insurance company saldthey would - continue to insure him as long as he paid his premi- ums. * ; Finally, I realized I was dealing with a stub- born, senile person. and the yelling would not : he Herald, rihiday, Apri2/, ives, Page ¥ Ve ee a eo eee pint ee need a lawyer to educate) You have’ some ‘Aerve — \.-Mildred:Jurns'up'as“a ree may have saved his life.: — Daughter Over ; Dear Daughter! You’ showed courage and. good sense, Furthex. more, you may kave saved the lives of some ‘innocent victima.. Those - old gaffers often take a few people with thent. My husband's family lives in a home. that : filthy. This causes me. great distress whenever we visit them, which -is . once a year. : The bathroom is a health hazard. I am afraid to eat in my mother-In-law's kitchen. nar date eee stove ‘ The whole house smells. My husband says his famfly is t “different.” T.have tried to help out, - but there are no sponges or scouring powder to clean the bathtub or sinks, Can you help me? Take sponges, ‘scour: ing powder,.soap and disinfectant along and leave everything when you depart. Perhaps your mother-in-law needs “educating.” Drunk driving Tm a high school stu- dent who would like other teenagers to know how the problem of drunk dri is handled ' among my friends. Mat September when - ‘ hecame ‘friendly with many ‘students who drive. Every weekend ‘Tagg, forthe a A few phone calls pe ight before Bet tled the question of who wasn penpie east can fit inte one car, rf five drivers {s all we need for 30 ple. We all took a . _ pledge that when it was - our turn to drive, we - would stick with Cake or I'm sure we aren't the only high school students who do this, Please pub- lish this letter..I¢ muy . save a few. lives, — Stu- dent Thanks for. sharing your common-sense a reach to a serious prob em. . TF-entered high school, I~ —_ but intended to put the. new home in my name only. However, Al was present at the c . . and somehow managed to get his name on | papers as a joint owner. “ course, this ames : stupid on my part, chought, husbands auto , matically were enti to an interest in a wife's property. Al then made a new will and left half his Hnanciat holdings to me and half to his children. That meant his holdin, cousisted of his §16, and half interest in mi howe — which |s w a . . 990,000 .— giving him a baa eee te 000, f All dies first, I will get $25,000 Instead of . $40,000 that was really . . ; old man who is so de : se itessieectamenne . chan thing. | nee men essences | prccetnclnconsiterig threatened tut bib car : ° 2 eo lmches was-erpzyy Hes: i eee ariving. it gf NG if wee tock ues tery - gald his arologist refused’ « ¢ De T-OPPE rR oa Tectia j BP rayt te hae iby. Stan. Lee to Sate ve the operation, worked, «te, cee t . so he is going to find one Although gur relation- ‘|e BT you COULDA OPENED ZL THOUGHT HE who will, ship Is strained, I feel | 7 AL UERON RS, ) Brat hal aged men to gr up | | | Mor BUT, raver HAVE . 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Karras. .- agreement 8 Unconventional 28 Steak order q ee . ; oe ; Sharing estate . 18 Extra per- 53 Raraavis tak 32 Calling ‘& a ot . a b h me wn MY tastand and i Tare 9 eS Avg. solution time: 27 min. cabs _. . . . os . : : - in our 60s: specific: Mme]. fears a | moe ; | re “by Johnny Hart © fieinealierhaving lost abbr. SALEM 3 Wisc one ; ne ‘. tp ; = our previous | are and ‘22 Waterloo — 38 Corral WHAT DOYOU HAVE FoR] | WE HAVE THESE CUTE. [WE ALSO HAVE. - some money. (had more, Victor. (CRIES 38 German gun A PET ANT ? on a ay | THE SELF-StOMre TA) ve maivied be ana AP NT é | JOBBIES THAT We MAKE SVE - D. eg etigre ¥e married ke NE - : . LOFE . rned over his home ; : Aisi =f | UPIN THE BACK Koom. and ull but $10,000 to his ETE a Ge y, children. I did not do Bet (AME RSIAIO) am tp that. I decided to give - AGT TAI my children their Inheri- Birt VAIN: ¢ tance at the time of my 7 ele Al suggested that I sell BSS Ie = a my home a ot i . bly es r io get ri “old Abswer puzzle. | an memories.” twas in - to yesterday's . ; hit - agreement on that score’ . : 5 |e |? 8 _ by Lynn Johnston TT Ger Mone GIFTS 1S NOT THE REASON You INVITE PEOPLE: TO : _ — - .E la . [fo | ~ tag eal sent Hi CRYPTOQUIP 1-19 yo. Dec , nT ve him, on't, “INE DECIDED TO WRITE, - SUPE... walks off with $0,000 JDBNIDYY, WOPBWORDP YBJBNZ AY LiFe Sry... COULP yOu. ~ WHAT PO YOU my children's mone a ‘GET ME THE NeCEsSdRy Neepe s fale? Secon: IDBPDN ZY RFD FDBP FWORDN. MATERIA Po oe reese enitiren, ne = _ Yesterday's _— CAPTAIN OF BOAT PROBABL . should also see the TOLD HIS CHILDREN FERRY TALES. . inequity of retaining ; Today’s Cryptoquip clue: F equals H. half-ownership. How can you be sure he won't change the will again? The fact thot Al was slick enough to get his name on the original The is a simple substitution cipher in which each letter used stands for another. If you think that X equals 0, it will equal O throughout the puzzle, Single letters, short words, postrophe can give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is accomplished by trial and error.