The Gmineca Herald
NEW HAZELTON, B.C.

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AND CHRISTMAS

TURKEY

It is st well known fact thet if. a
sifexman bas, ot appears to have, an
intimate knowledge of the subject un-
der.discussion, he has ‘far more weight
with n suspect than one who does not
know whit he is talking about.
flow many of us are conversant with
the story of those, pleasant Christmas
customs which certainly give a needed
flip to. the output of the press. Take
for instance, the turkey (one will be
cnongh) and consider it carefully.
Frankly it is by no means easy to con-
xidlor a turkey with care. It may
sonnd simple and even look simple,
Init when you “have had ‘experience -iti
considering turkey you will never ap-
proach it in a diletante manner.

The oxlgin of the association of tur-
key with Christmas is of extreme an-
tiquity and has indeed altered the
course of bistury more than once, in
fact twiee. The Queen of Sheba orig-
innlly intended to visit King Solomon
on Christmas Day, 1890 . (hence the
myth of the “Gay Nineties”), but, al-
though her sergeant majors and other
eriichs played hunt-high, . hunt-low,
throughout the Jength and’ mostly
nreadth of her vast domains, could
they find n turkey? No, they could
not, .

Weeping copiously, the news. was
broken to thei royal mistress. The
(jueen, however, rose to the crisis by
cancelling “her sleeping ' reservations,,
ind did not embark on her now fam-

hersett by inventlig ‘and weurlng for
forty ‘days, but not nights, a two-piece
hathing suit, the pattern for which has
recently been applied with equal mod-
esty to the torsos of tlie’ladies’ of t this
country,

The other memorable ‘istorical’ ‘pe-
easion in which 1 turkey threw his
weight onto the senles of destiny, was
the famous case of Lady Godiva, in
which Charlie’. Chan, Sherlock Holmes
and P. Vanee found themselves abso-
litely helpless to stem the impending
debacle. The Lady Godiva, you may
remember, had a wicked husband. He
stayed aut late, attended . craftsmen’s
clus and went to every convention
within a radius of, thirty-five . miles,
the result. heing that Lady Godiva very
often found herself without , the small
air, and generally in a very ‘unhappy | ¢
situation, for. in addition to walking

Conscious of her unhappy state, she
shut tight the castle door and went. in-
fo conference. After due thought the
Lady Godiva came to the’ following
startling conclusion. -She would ride
a horse (thus showing her independ-
ence) through the local suburbs, and
clad only in a toqne of turkey feath-
ers (thus showing more than ber in-
‘denendence) much in the manner <0
popular, by all focal gossip she had
heard from Chris. Columbus, with the
wild red maidens of the Americas.
Alack, for the plans of Lady G., tur-
kev was not in season: result—a mem-
orable ride whieh very. likely influ-
enced the development of that chef
@acirre of the Western redeo, . the
bare back ride, : :

MR. TORY IN. PRINT

o Bron Totom Tales, CXR.
Re . Paper, Prince Rupert
“here is a tide in the affairs of |
men whic taken at, ‘the. flood leads on
to fortune > omittad, all the voynge uf |

jong visit to King Solomon until the
next summer, when she: immortalized

their life is bound in _ shallows and
miseries.” .

and the hare,

“to tlie” Anan Ww he ix lost.

“Yon are, a “rotailer

aw oot from the teuth, Tt iy something like. the tortolse |
the, race in business is not to ‘the.

* swit, hor ta thie clever, nor to the brilliant man, but

“keen oii dong his plain duty. oe -

snost . “ree ts no ‘detting 2h

Ailligent—to, the man who.

soe

Xow w rant to set ‘pasinss.

home she very often had to walk there |

|. Hospital ‘state, -

tune time tu consider the thought..so
aptly expressed in the ‘Above quotation

fairs of the-world-and ‘partictlarly in
Chnada and the Bmpire, and it be-
hooves each find everydne of us ‘te ride
on this tide to “forttme.” “Fortue”
in. this interpretation. is not confined
to ‘the popular. definition, “pecuniary,
affluence’; it means ‘to be in -pogses- |.
sion of those qualities and qualifica-
tions which enrble 1s to’ experience,

mout which accompanies, the know-/.

ness to ourselves, our
ity as.a whole. un
The end of 1644 is an excellent ‘time:
to “audit our. accotits, and take an in-!
ventory for the. purpose of ‘close!
scrutiny aud analysis:.of our, mental |
nnd physical equipment,
coudition.2
Geutly frnetioned?
parts? Is it absalete
uneconomical to. operate. in
fien with the: up-to-date equipment of
au. fellow companions? _ 7 .
- The history sof -the past, and |,
siens caf. the. present clearly indicate
to the economist, nnalysis and sane
optimist; an increasing and irrestible
hnpetus. toward prosperity, aud it be-
hooves us at to strike out:into the enr-
veut of the maiu stream. so as not to
he diverted Into au side channel or back
efldy of napreparedness, Ro

1. conselontionsly: believe that gaod
iimes are actually: returning to us, and
with the lessons which have been learn
m1 through the. purging influences aud
efforts of distress, in many instances’
rerghys onto ‘dispair, we should be in
the very happy position to take full
advantage of ‘the:“flnod tide”; so that

Tins it any worn
nod therefore

NOSE und contentment, bh.

he in the spirit to’ enjoy. it to- ‘the fuil-
est oxtent. 9 i : : *,
we ie ‘Toby, Pres c. N, R. aA,

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HAZELTON, B.C.

aS . : sd

Miss Panny MéLaren. RN: of Ter:
ruc’ spent at few Giys -on.the, Hazelton

relieving -Miss, -“Dnid
‘embed: awho went to Mer home at

AL the dene. in’ Hazeltoi ‘on

Years Eve sie gave n. couple: “af ‘Solo
Cine”

Now is itn aii “and eppor- fo

The tide’ is ‘now flooding ‘tt the-at-|!-

ledge. of having lived. life. of useful- |...
2 familles, . oun}.
employers, on friends .and. to. human:

As, it in good, .
Has - it, “property and. effi- .

eompeti- |

the a
ste, tn time to drag the woman clear

1933 should bring us doy, peace, happt

Snel is ny sincere wish, for. you: all .
this- Festive Season, ind mayyyou ail.

Vanderhoot’ forthe” ‘New. Year holiday ne
. New). :

Miss, Mclaren is: “Very clever a

inal fancy dancer, :

: Gpoaainn Pacifie liner Eqypress —
of

ritain, flagship of ‘the ‘flee
of the company, sails January 16

from New York

up its fourth

round-the-world cruise, visiting 32
ports in 130 days. Reluro to New

York Is scheduled

for
2988. More than 31,000. miles will
: be. covered by. tlie ship. an-

Aly, 20,

this

erulse, This is Canadian -Pucific’s

. ‘twelfth anousl world critise,
that glow of satisfaction and content-, ° -

} Four years old and still. break-

‘ing records,
press. of Japa,

gest cof the Canadian
Steamships: Pacific fleet, made the,
‘run, Hongluls ip Yokohama in six
tinutes, put-
ting’ the ship In possession = of
specd supremacy for. all Jes 33 of:

‘days, 16 hours,’ 53

the Pacifig crossing,

aR
-adian Pacific

the - 26a0y- tou En
newest and hig--

-Paclfie

‘Curnthwaile, fireman, Can-
Raibway, -ooginesr

‘James ¥.-Ross and Yuarduian J.

Brophy,

yard engine "6608"

Port Arthur, -

aboard

pulling 150

_ empty cars | frowi Port, Arthur to

. Fort William,. saw a woman lay

- her head on the rails just ahead
of the engine. Cornthwaite leapt”

through the cab window and fron
tha front flaor board jumped just

of the track,

Miss Georgia. Englehart, slim °}'
girl Alpinist of New York,

i

this

summer climbed Mount Assini-

adian. Rockies,

. bone, highest peak in the Can-
and in dolng so

completed her 100th ascent in

the Banff-Lake Louise area, .

Two

years age she set a hew woman's

: endurence championship by scal-

ing 38 peaks in a single summer

ia that section,

Low winter fares goad — ‘De-
cember 1h. to February 28 are: be- |

a
4

‘ing’ offered by the railways cover-
‘ing ‘round trips to.Canada's Ever-
“green Playground, that favored

region in: British Columbia called |

_ Vancouver, Island, with:the. beau-
tiful” ‘capital of the province, Vie

: toria, ‘and’ all the sports. attrac-: .
‘ tions ‘of summer ‘available during
‘the winter months brought wlthin

the purse limits of the average

Canadian,

*

The big event of 1936: will be
the pageantry and picturesque

~ functions ofthe 25th anniversary

of King George's accession to the,

. throne, set for May 6 next, which’
> will continue until well into July, °
‘ Summer sailings of Canadian Pa-

cifle litters have been planned te
cunnect with these events,

gf

The. Laurentiaag, Eastern Cai
ad's winter’ playground, face. the

biggest season .

-in their. history
with an ambitious programme of:

‘ski events: calling for. 19 meets of
virlous kinds, net, counting ‘the

Banininn and. international inter-:

collegiate championships extend-

Ine. from

Junuary..1 to April 21,

it is qunounesed by. the ‘Laurentian

Aniecennidit tee oF

-the- Canadian ~~ |

Awateur Sui assuelatton, ;

Tecammend: ito

‘of. ‘immediate,

: Jreplement alien tai the. Tedtey: ‘Com:
rosslan's repre e Var “prufedsional:

yaks of Une ceived serviee'af Can - 5 vas
. Artungements hive. been made

bd Was ynialmonsly cunepered in

fiscianal Institute

of:
ok sivive: hold } Feeautly’ at Ouuawra,

werd

atin husiness vexsion af the Pro |
the Civil a

|e) CO8t. :.

nn ‘rast Paportant is’. the 400th an -
. Lote eee ‘

asset ato the. province,
Uiare you ad 5 your eulseeption ve Loe

Vancouver

British’ hospitality and pbritish
Columbia foads lend happi
in. making our guests com and
able. Dining-room, fotinge and

- rooms are clean, homelike and
“quiet...Near shops theatres,
boats and trains: Mr..
Baynes, well-known Owner-
"Manager -of - the Grosvenor,
gives: his personal’ assurance - .
ofthe highest quality ‘modern
hotel ‘service to visitors from’

-_ all points in British —
Cal fumbia,

Wite for’
Weekly and -,
‘Monthly

ee ‘)

After one of the most remark-
eble and successful meetings ever
held by a religious body, the Ox- |
ford Group left the Banff Springs
Hotel for the East. Many of -
them sailed from Quebec by 8.5. -
Enipress of Australia for Eneg- °
land... The. next house party will
be held at Pxford July. 114,

“Speaking. at.the Aamitral Beatty =
' Hotel, Sdint Jéhn,~ Sir “William |
Clark; British High Commissioner
to- Canada, elaimed that ;jtha real |:
source of Canada’s troubles in :
connection with marketing agri- -
cultural prodyee lay-in the. un-

“économie expansion of> agricul-
tural production . by -industrial

- countries, especially ‘some of the
larger European countries which
are normally importers.”

Music, moonlight, glotious lake ....
breezes with 600.miles of sailing.
on: the Canadian Pacific's: Great
Lakes -ships: “éssinik vbia, Fo ewa-
. tin-and Manito wire’ at,’ tig dis-

posal: of passengers, “on he core |

pany's les . this” ‘gyrase ap Tey,

The” offer: promises . ‘to be.
H ‘and °

a8: weil. :

swery -alluring” to ‘Cannd
visilors to. the Dominio’

. “Queber Province, is alive with
fetes, celebrations... “and~ gale
. é¥ents ‘this “year omaticine: the
' gnniversaries , af. some -.of - the
_ most | memorable . events «. in its
‘history. ‘Amon’. ‘thei « and . the

bre
the Departments, ‘of: ‘Eduention and ot.
‘| Mines to carry” oi” thes, “prospectors
. classes iu ‘various | conittes throughoil ,
Mliese. “classes: wil hee -

LJgunary oS