REET CNS rer INSIDE COMMUNITY EVENTS B2 : GHT KATHY FLORITTO The road to nowhere HERE’S NOTHING to do. Recently, that sentiment was the focus of an unsigned letter sub- mitted to the Terrace Standard. Sheer modesty obviously forbids the author taking credit for his/her literary masterpiece, but the tone suggests it was probably penned by a droopy-faced bundle of gullibility who believes that Anywhere (a suburb of Somewhere, a City found Everywhere) is Nirvana compared to Nowhere - Nowhere, of course, being the un- official, but universally recognized term of endearment for Right Here. It’s the theme bleat of ‘‘Dullards United in Dissatisfaction,’ otherwise known as the DUDs, an international ‘‘choir’’ determined that the world shall hear its plaintive message 24 hours a day. Its members have slumped shoulders, a con- sistently glum expression and a well-practiced moan. Althougli the faces change (some just get older), DUDs are alive and well and living in beautiful, downtown Nowhere, which is, in case you missed it the first time, always Right Here. DUDs come from Old Money, New Moncy and Never Enough Money, all cul-de-sacs in Nowhere. Oddly, although it is a street of great length and has a huge, overcrowded population, No Money harbours few DUDs. Folks that live on No Money are referred to as the ‘‘dirt poor,” dying,”’ Most of them are too busy working at staying alive - can’t make it to choir practice. Besides, uniforms. : No, they’d never make it as a DUD. and transportation to be provided on demand. _ Passing grades, when in school and a ‘decent’ paycheque, according to the unwritten code of the DUDs, should be their just reward for show- ing up, with a bonus on both for arriving on time. Those No Money types will stand, un- protected, in the desert’s blazing sun, with no shelter to protect them, or on some windswept, forty-degree-below-zero patch of ice, just to register for a school...any school. And the word “‘paycheque”’ draws a complete blank! Nape. Definitely not DUD material. . Occasionally, a few DUDs stop howling long enough to listen to the concert. Some can’t believe what they’re hearing - it's....it’s....Awful! This can’t be!! Instead of the powerful force for changing ali the Nowheres and the nobodies that call them home, this shrill cacophony is so nauseating, so ridiculous that all those nobodies are wearing ear plugs! DUDs no longer, the enlightened few take Stack of their fiitle piece of Nowhere and wonder what it is thal keeps all those nobodies living Right Here. Must be a secret...but, how to find out? Remembering the line, ‘‘if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em,’’ former DUDs decide infiltration is the key. Lacking enthusiasm, but willing to try anything, they look for ways lo become more familiar with their families and communities, beginning with their immediate environment. Whatever happened to that big smile of a fence with its gleaming picket tecth gleaming like snow on a sunny day? Who exchanged it for those ugly, weather-worn sticks leaning over what used to be the lawn? Come to think of it, where’s the lawn?? Are four-foot weeds, artfully placed around hard, bare patches of hardpan, the ‘in’? thing .these days? And how did Mom and Dad age so fast?! As ex-DUDs gradually lear more about the people around them, they jump in and help those who need assistance. They don’t wait to be asked and they don’t ask to be paid. What an experience! ! It's strange, how a place can switch from boring to busy in such a short tlme - even stranger to find there are never cnough hours in the day to do all that needs doing: But strangest of all is the warm fecking of satisfaction and belonging that rewards the active, reformed DUD who’s concern for the well-being of others outstrips his former preoccupation with himself. , Nowhere? Oh, that’s Anywhere. Right Here? Why, that’s Somewhere! Every- one who lives here knows shat... _ an apartment building, and “insulated. the ‘‘oppressed,” the ‘‘starving, sick and they don’t know the words and can’t afford the TERRACE STANDARD The Terrace Standard, Wednesday, December 4, 1996 - B1 SECTION B Mustard plasters recalled | AFTER MORE than 40 years of nursing, on and off, Lola Hull is finally hanging up her uniform for good. When Hull graduated from the Vancouver Voca- tional Institute in 1949, hers was only the fifth class of li- censed practical nurses. “It was a mew concept then,’’ says Hull, Upon graduating she in- lended to take her new de- gree and work her way around the world, but she only got as faras Terrace, Alter a year of working for the Vancouver General Hospilal she transferred to Terrace’s Red Cross outpost _ hospital. “The daffodils were in bud in Vancouver and here it was 20 below and the snow was so deep,’’ says Hull of the month she moved, ‘‘T said to myself — what have you done?’’ Most _ people today couldn't imagine Terrace without Mills Memorial Hospital. But it was only built in 1961, Before that the town relied on the 12- bed outpost hospital, which Hull remembers as being a former army mess hall. ‘ Today the building is now is located across from the aquatic centre, The rear of the building was where the nurses’ quarters were located, and at the time the. walls .weren’t “IT used to wear my out- door boots when I was on duty at night in the winter,” says Hull. -- - - She tells stories of the old days to some of the younger nurses at Mills. For in- stance, she remembers mixing up mustard plasters to put on patients’ chests. And any patient requiring LONG TIME nurse Lola Hull is retiring this month. Hull started her nursing career in Terrace in the old Red Cross outpost hospital. It only had 12 beds at the time, and she remembers having to wear her outdaor boots in the winter when she was on duty, since the building was so poorly insulated. any sort of operation had to A DUD expects money, food, clothing, shelter. have an enema before going into OR “T can’t believe the changes in medication, the diagnostic taois,’” she says. Sometimes she — thinks too heavily on medication instead of common sense and prevention, but on the plus side she says many pro- cedures are a lot less risky. Hull’s three children were born in the old Red Cross hospilal, and she took a number of years off to care for them. But she couldn’t slay away long, and came back part lime from 1966- 72, aud then began full time the unit clerk for the medi- cal surgical ward. “I've really enjoyed it,” she says of her career. ‘Tt would be kind of stupid to slay this long othcrwise.”’ Hull’s last day is Decem- ber 8, but she has mixed feclings about leaving. “One moming 1 might show up here in my uniform,’* she jokes, ‘1’ll have forgotten that I've relired,”’ modern medicine might rely the charities taking part. NOT MANY small cities can boast of hav- ing their own symphony orchestra. The Terrace Symphony Orchestra makes a unique contribution to life in the northwest, Conductor Jim Ryan and the members of the TSO volunteer their time, rehearsing the works of great composers, and giving con- certs. Nothing can surpass lhe excitement of a live performance, say supporters. Now the TSO is asking for the com- JOANN MERMANS and Anne Evans put the last bit of trim on the paraplegic society's Christmas tree. They're hoping the tree will fetch a good price at the up- coming auction at the Festival of Trees. Proceeds from the auction will go back to again, this time working as and 7. Oh Xmas tree CHRISTMAS TREES are a symbol of the holidays, and now they’ve also become a symbol of charity. The Miss Terrace Pageant Society has organized the first-ever Festival of Trees, a fundraising event which will take place this Sunday al the Coast Inn of the West banquet room. A number of local charities have donated decorated Christmas trees to the event. These trecs will then he auctioned off, with the proceeds going back to cach charity, So far 13 trees have been decorated, and a number of donated wreaths will also be auctioned off. Some of the charities taking part in the event are the Stepping Stones Clubhouse, Terrace Anti-Poverty, Skcena Valley Rotary Club and the Hospice Society. But there’s more to the evening than just the auc- lion of the trees and wreaths. Other highlights include a 50/S0 draw, a gingerbread man and house contest, a colouring contest and enterlainment. The Miss Talent winner from this year’s pageant, Jasmine Mattu, will be performing a dance. Lindsay Davis, another contestant, will also be dancing. The Pentecostal Choir and the Kermode Choristers have offered their voices for the night, and Dorothy Smith, Norma Stevens and Kylic Kane will also be singing. If you'd like to view the trees before the auction, than be sure lo stop by the banquet room on Dec. 6 And donations of wreaths will also be accepted up until Dec. 7. Just stop by Wallinda Crafts, the Crea- tive Zone or the Crafters’ Gallery. Orchestra looking for donations munily’s support. A donation of $250 or more would name the contributor as a patron wand would greatly assist the orchestra in purchasing the larger, more costly instruments. Patrons can also adopt an instrument. A sustaining contribulor is. someone making -a donation between $100-$249. . ‘This money would help buy music and in- surance, Last year's music costs were over $2000 — about $100 a selection, A donation of less than $100 would name the contributor as a sponsor, The money would be spent in many ways, including the $50 cost for a practice facility for one night. You can make cheques payable. to the Terrace. Symphony Orchestra, and - send then) to Box 343, Terrace, BC, V8G-1B4. Names of all contributors will appear in the TSO programs. 7