, _———__ en qIiwA Ya know .. THE WESTERN CANADIAN LUMBER WORKER . lookin’ at you guys I’m kind of glad I spent Christmas and New Years lookin’ after camp! A farmer visiting his family in the city was standing on the sidelines of a twist party being given by his grand- daughter, He watched the gyrations, rotations, and carryings-on for a few minutes, took a long, thoughtful draw on his pipe and observed quietly: “Well, if that don’t bring rain, nothing will.” Mother: “Junior, don’t use such bad words.” Junior: “But, Mother, Shakespeare used them.” Mother: “Well, don’t play with him any more.” * * * Ten years ago the moon was an inspiration to poets and an opportunity for lovers. Ten years from now it will be just another airport. ON THE LIGHTER SIDE A young mother was chang- ing her baby while a four- year-old relative was watch- ing. When she neglected to sprinkle the baby with pow- der, the youngster asked: “Aren’t you going to salt him this time?” * aK, Clerk: “How can I stop women customers from talk- ing about the low prices in the good old days?” Floorwalker: “Act prised and tell them you didn’t think they were old enough to remember them.” sur- * * * There was an old lady of Wooster Who was often annoyed by a rooster She cut off his head Until he was dead The practical joker, best man at a wedding, got to the groom’s shoes ahead of time. On the sole of the left one he wrote “HE” and on the sole of the right one he wrote “LP!” No one noticed any- thing wrong until the couple knelt at the altar for the cere- mony and the upturned soles of the groom’s shoes ‘flashed this message down the aisle. “HELP!” * * * Office Boy: “Could you raise my salary, Boss?” Boss: “Go back to work and don’t worry. I’ve always been able to raise it every pay day up to now.” AG * “How can you treat me like this when I’ve given you the seven best years of my life?” “Good heavens!” the hus- Now he don’t crow like he band cried, “where those useter. your best?” ———==— fl E IN aati Me? ... Mouth to mouth... with-a foreman ...and all them guys lookin’ cn? ey qyiyuttes wn — THEY WANT A Wo, MATER DUT Bay How ABousT AMAZE THAT-WORKS our standard ain’t as high as th’ IWA demands... but we ain’t bothered with or union meetin’s . . . you'll find th’ straw fer th’ beds in th’ shed! “HE MUST HAVE RUN | AS AN INDEPENDE 7