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’ SCORPIO

- (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

Your Individual
Horoscope -

" THURSDAY, APRIL39, 1981 ~

ARIES : i
(Mar; 2] to Apr. 19) Y:
Sending good. money after
bad is not the answer. Know
when to cul, losses, Ex-
travagance is not the in-
telligent way to lift your
spirits. a -
TAURUS
(Apr. 28 to May 20) .

You could be too self. .-

indulgent at a luncheon, and
then add insult to injury by ir-

Gear

responsible behavior. Check -

yourself,

GEMINI

(May 21 to June 20)
Too much wheeling and

dealing finds you running in|

circles. You could outsmart
yourself. Steer. clear of
dubious orrisky schemes,
CANCER .

(June 21 to July.22)

needn't let things slide. Don't

dally with those who waste ~

your time,

(July 23 to Aug. 22) Res
‘ Don't be fooled by some- ;

one's ‘pleasant

er

ot):
If you can't-make the pro- -
- gress you'd like, you still

monetary affairs, This is not” |

the time ta push for progress.
(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) mp Sy

Ahome matter may perplex
you. Don't be ‘teo willing to
take advice now. Caution and

CROSSWORD —

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suspicion are sometimes °°

necessary.”
LIBRA
(Sept. 23 toQct, 22)
Job pressures mount, so
watch a tendency toescapism,
You may be self-indulgent
regarding spending. Curb
your spendthrift ways.

(Oct. 23 to Noy. 21)

Plans for pleasure may not
work out as you hoped. Don't
spend a lot of money chasing
after good times, Choose a
more moderate course.

SAGITTARIUS . v Pd

In some'ways you may be
pressured by a friend. Don't
be careless on the job, or

ast.

mae

make promises that you won't .

be able to keep.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
You'll meet with
unscrupulous types in
business; It's a poor. time to
sign papers. Someone paints a
rosy but inaccurate picture.
AQUARIUS pune
{Jan 20 toFeb, 18) “*"
Hold fast to the purse str-
ings. Expenses quite innocent-
ly escalate. A friend is not
quite honest with you. Expect

to hear excuses.
KER

PISCES
(Feb. 19 to Mar. 20}

Don’t be a victim of the hard
sell, In a moment of weakness
you could give in when you
shouldn't. See things in their
true light. .

YOU BORN TODAY have a
verbal facility, but are prone
to maintain fixed Ideas.
-Though you are conscientious,
at times you can be exacting
and eritical. Still, you'll have
marked suecess in writing,
lecturing, singing, acting and
teaching. Your flair for com-
munication aids you in
business, too. You'd make a
fine salesman, broker, realter
or promoter, _

olan ers

Dear Arn Landers: My hus-
band goes to his brother's
house for his haircuts. They
have been cutting each other's
hair for years. They are not
professional barbers but they
ate pretty good at it. As you
know, haircuts are expensive
these days ~- so it’s a nice way
to save a few dollars.

My brother-in-law has to
have his beer every night.
After a six-pack, he falls
asleep His wife (a dizzy

" redheud) tikes to drink, too,

with

but she has a hollow leg Y
ave

Sponges in her shoes.
never seen a woman consume
so much booze in all my life.
She que kes to dance. So after

Y Orother-in-law passes oyt,
the redhead puts on the music
and she and my husband dance
for hours, There is a possibility
shat they stso do other things,
but I can't, prove it.

When husband cames

” horhe (Itke at 3 a.m.) he ls dead
eLuptogoto °
_ work the next morning e :

and can't
g-
I used to take the kids and
ye with him, but the redhead
cesn't Ike the kids, snd they
are scared to death of her.
They are even afraid lo ask to
fo to the bathroom in her
house, What's the solution? —
Barber Shop Blues .
Dear Blues: Start to accom-
Pany your husband again
when he goes for his halrcuts.
C] te da os well as

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