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Subscribers who paid in advance at the 50¢ rate will be given advantage of this rate. Pat O’ Hooley (Continued from page 4) torians! Pork an’ banes is too much in demand! Whin I was a voung buck, they didn’t think ut hurt th’ gals t’ rastle around in th’ kitehen; an’ the harder thev tusselled the more sinsible woives they made. But there’s nothin’ loike that doin’ now, Mama has a bug that Daughter is th’ most extraordinary childer hat iver was, an’ must .be edu- cated t’ th’ highest degree, aven if she breaks th’ old man an’ th’ Bank. She’s almost beside her- gelf wid the responsibility of bringin’ up such a rare gift; an’ all th’ toime th’ gal is jist th’ ordinary gardin variety — th’ koind they tie up in bunches. . © Powhat if I should fail in me duty ¢’ me childer?’ cries Mama. ‘Good hivins! I could niver fer- give meself!’ sez she. So she hitches Lovey’s go-cart t’ an air- plane, hopin’ t’ fit her fer an ex- alted rank whin she gits married. T’ mama’s moind th’ most desir- able virtues are innocence an’ refinement, coupled wid a B.A. degree. Nothin’ else matters— much; an’ while she’s lookin’ a dale higher, a man drawin’ down tin thousand bucks a year is the minimum. “So Lovey toils not, nayther does she spile her hands wid dish water, She dabs.a bit of color ona tiny canvas, digs int’ th’ graves of decayed languages, This is Pat pounds the pianny an’ sings through her nose. At eighteen she has no more idjee how t’ bake biscuits, kill bedbbgs or make soup than a hathen idol. All day long she sits by th’ win- die watchin’ fer the comin’ of her Prince, Ivery hour she changes her moind as t’ whither she wants a blond gintleman wid a lovin’ disposition an’ fifty thou- sand simoleons, or a black-haired divil wid a million. As toime ; ‘goes by, an’ she gits navther, she lowers th’ standard of her re- quirements purty faet, until, whin she’s about twinty-six, she \marches in some fine day an’ introjuces t’ papa an’ mama a lump of a plumber as a prospec- tive son-in-law; an’ the deuce is t? pav at wanee! Both papa an’ raama have sivinteen fits; but Lovey has her way—as usual— an’ they’re married wid such a big flourish that ut puts ivery- body financially in th’ hole fer two .years. Three months of kapein’ house, an’ th’ little bride is as discontinted as a fly on tanglefoot; an’ hubby is solemnly eussin’? himself fer not takein’ th’ hired gal, who knows how to cook porridge, aven if she has a turned-up nose. Wan pulls this way, an’ th’ ither that—an’ so ut goes! Ut’s no toime at all until their loives are runnin’ along loike two parallel loines—a moile apart! ‘1’ git ’em t’gither ye’d have t? break ’em short off!’ “Well, how are you going to keep kids from making fools of themselyes?’’ asked Donovan. “By gorrie, I’m not goin t’ try!’ said Pat. ‘'As long as this twintieth-cintury attichude of moind continues t’ prevail over horse-sinse, th’ divil himself ‘eouldn’t do ut,” Prince Rupert is looking for- ward toa visit from the firm of Spillers’, the British grain deal- ers of world fame. There is hope of that firm establishing at the northern port to handle grain from the northern interior and for the Orient. a , | Hotel Prince Rupert A RpAL Goop HoTEL Prince Rupert B.C. H, B. RocHESTER, Manager Rates $1.50 per day up. We en ranged Pa Ft es a 9 Prensa Same Y= i l l l l t l H The Bulkiey Hotel £. E, Orehard, Owner European or American Plan The headquarters for the Bulkley Valley. Tourists and Commercial men find this a grand hotel to stop at. 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