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When a Teacher
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What She Teached

By Abigait! Van Buren

1078 by Chicago Tribune:N.Y. News Synd. Inc.

DEAR ABBY: I'm 83, in good health, drive my own car
and read you faithfully in the Alliance, Ohio, Review. .
I'd like“to share something with you that I've kept for
many years. Perhaps you'd like to put this in your "My, How
Times Have Changed” file. .
It waa published in the Cabell County (W. Va. Board of
. Education's school bulletin in 1915: .

RULES OF CONDUCT FOR TEACHERS —

1) You will not marry during the term of your contract. -

2) You are not to keep company with men,

3) You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m, and 6
a.m. unless attending a school function,

4) You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores,

5} You may not travel beyond the city limits unless you
have the permission of the chairman of the board,

6) You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any
man unless he is your father or brother.

7) You may not smoke cigarettes,

8} You may not dress in bright colors.

9) You may under no circumstanees dye your hair.

10) You must wear at least two petticoats.

11} Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches
above the ankle, ;

12) To keep the scheolroom neat and clean, you must:
sweep the floor at least once daily; scrub the fleor at least
once a week with hot, soapy water: clean the blackboards at-
least once a day, and start the fire at 7 a.m. so the room will

be warm by 8 a.m. Just sign meu.
AN OLD TIMER

DEAR OLD TIMER: Those “rules of conduct” sound
more like a prison sentence than a teacher's contract, For-
tunately, times Aave changed! '

DEAR ABBY: My husband sometimes goes to topless
bars with some of his buddies. I'm sure he wouldn't cheat on

* me; he just likes to lock,
He comes right home, and I know he loves me, but I still
don’t like the idea of him going to topless bars. What is your

opinion?
JEALOUS IN BALTIMORE

DEAR JEALOUS: It doesn’t matter where a man works
up an appetite as long ad be comes home to eat.

DEAR ABBY: I'm sure you've heard a lot of men complain
because their wives are cold and unresponsive. _ .

May I tell you about my marriage?

My husband and I both work. In the evening I try to draw
- him into a conversation by asking about his work. His
’ answers are short and dull. I try to generate conversation

by telling him about my work, but he’s clearly bored.

I've tried to discuss the news, politics, and even make
small talk about people we know, but he cuts me short and
picks up a newspaper, magazine or turns on the TV,

- Qn Sunday he likes to stay home and watch whatever
. Sport inon TV. After that more TV. Then he starts looking
for an affectionate bed partner. Abby, I wonder how many
women can get turned on by a stranger she hasn't talked to

all week?
ICE-COLD CONNIE

DEAR CONNIE: Maybe when he says ‘Hello’ he’s told
you all he knows,

—

Your Individual

Horoscope

Frances Drake ———"

FOR TUESDAY, JULY 3, 1970

What kind of day will
tomorrow be? To find out what

the stars say, read the .—
forecast given for your Sign, -

ARIES
(Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) a bec

Despite - personal
aggravation with the self,
others will provide a soothing
influence. Harmony in close
aa nahips is. accented,
(Apr. 20 to May 20) O4cg”

Your timing may be off. You
tend to try too hard and then to
give up. With patience, work
profects come to positive
Erultion.

. GEMINI

(May 21 to June ge”
You'll get your way in close

relationship by accenting
charm and gentleness. No
-need to insist upon your rights,

’ Be lovable.

CANCER

(June 21 to July 22) ES
You may get stirred up.

about a-domestic project and

forget your kind intentions,

Little things that go wrong

won't spoll your party.

LEO 1
(July 23 to Aug, 2)0C-4eie

A few cross words with a
friend may lead to greater
closeness, Despite momen-
tary exasperation, socializing
has a favorable outcome,
VIRGO.

(Aug, % to Sent. 22) MPM

Don’t be intimidated - by

, someone's gruffness. By

accenting sociability you'll
bring out the best in them.
Career gains indicated.

LIBRA ;
(Sept. 23 to Oct. 2) fn 8

Getting an early start on
holiday planning is not as
-important as maintaining
harmony with fellow
travelers. Do expect good
times.

SCORPIO
(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) "Lene
Keep aggravated feelings
about a joint money project to
self. By day’s end, the
problem could be solved, Be
cooperative and cordial.
SAGITTARIUS xf,
(Nov, 22 to Dec. 21)
You may have doubts about
a social function — but they
Will be quickly dispelled when
it turns out to. be a fun oc
casion.
CAPRICORN
(Dee, 22 to Jan. 19) VO ae’
If bogged down with a
project, enlist the support of
others. Listen to the ideas of
close. ones re career projects,
Don’t be so serious.

- AQUARIUS:

(Jan. 20 to Feb, 18) a
Anxiousness or impatience
won't add to good times. A
leisurely pace allows you to
relax. Romance in connectio:
with travel, _
PISCES .
iFeb. 19 to Mar, 20) MEX
Others may not help out as
much as you'd like, but still,
the overall preture favors good
times for travelers and
humebauyites

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for two weeks?”

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