» or distributed unless By ISRAEL EPSTEIN HE so-called British dollar crisis, which has brought Buitain’s Foreign Secretary Ern- est Bevin and economic czar Staf- ford Cripps to Washington with hands outstretched, is really a Crisis of the whole private owner- ship monopoly system. In its youth, this system was known as free enterprise or com-. petitive industrial capitalism. A fairly widespread profit motive Was its prime mover. No factory- made article could be produced some em- Ployer or merchant could make a profit on the deal. Profit, not - Supply and demand, determined What was made, and how much. This was proved by recurrent slumps, when food was left to tot and goods stayed in ware- houses at precisely the times when ‘Most people went hungry and un- ‘clothed—because they could not pay a profit-yielding price. Today, as any ex-independent _ Corner grocer now behind a chain _ store counter can tell you, the old free enterprise is practically dead. Production and distribution in Many countries are still moved on- ly by profit—but by the profit of a very few instead of a good number. The average small manu- facturer or merchant is not even allowed to try for a profit unleis some bank finds it’ profitable to lend him money, or some national brand manufacturer to give him an agency or sub-contract. - This is known as monopoly, or finance capitalism. Under it, when the big fish have eaten the little ones, the biggest ones start on. the merely big. And depressions are bigger too. Instead of single trades, or at most nations, they -affect the whole free enterprise Orde 4.4 Under gathering world depres- sion ,clouds today, the Bevin- Cripps pilgrimage to Washington is an attempt by a shrinking Mr. Big to seek better merger terms from victorious, but — uneasy, _ Mr. Bigger. In the time-honored, | stern- faced banker’s way, Mr. U.S. _ Bigger tells hat-in-hand Beaten British Big that he had better pay his help less and make them work harder if he wants more credit. In the equally time-honored way of the debtor, the British half wheedle, half threaten that all busines will go to the devil if terms are too harsh, and even Bigger himself won’t escape the consequences. Particularly as ‘some other fellows across the street, the Russians, Chinese and — assorted east Europeans, have started a cooperative that asks no bank loans and wants to make > things for use with no profit to _ anyone, Big, Bigger or even Small. If Big and Bivger fight each other too hard, the British say, these subversive characters may ‘ ee \. * succeed. Worse yet, follow their example. U.S. threatens, Britain pleads, Canada chisels - capitalist crisis grows in own contradictions others may There is no mutual love nor mutual trust in this horse-trading. Washington has long told the British that if they will ‘‘sharply reduce the price of goods they want to sell,’’ America might buy such goods for dollars (New York Herald Tribune, quoting Ambassador Averell Harriman, June 5). The British fee replied that they don’t believe it because U.S. customs duties on woollen goods already amount to 50 percent, and American business is asking even higher tariffs to keep out other British goods (New York Times, July 12). They threaten further that if Britain does not get dollars un- conditionally, she will have to cut , her own imports from U.S. man- ufacturers, who will then “scream discrimination’ (New York Times, July 12). Changing the subject, the Brit ish say that if they don’t get dol- lars quickly this might “impair Britain’s ability to continue safe- guarding joint British and U.S. interests in Hongkong and the Middle East; a depression in Ma- laya, resulting from reduced U.S. purchases of tin and_ rubber, might open the door to more social discontent and communism.” This means, briefly, that un- less the British are paid to do police work, the natives in these countries might take possession of their own natural resources for their own benefit, instead of being whipped into working for coolie wages for the profits of Messrs. Bigger and Big. A voice from U.S. Bigger’s side of the table reminds the British that they aren’t even Mr. Big anymore, and its not up to them to decide what’s best. . The Population Reference Bur- eau of Washington, according to the New York Times on Septem- ber 6, thinks as follows: “There can be-no permanent solution of Britain’s problem ex- cept by migration of ... a sur- plus population of 15 millions . to the thinly inhabited coun- ices (This) will save the eta: people billions of dol- lars in capital and natural re- sources (and) help protect the U.S. on at least three sides in case of war.” From the sidelines of the ar- gument, a New York Times Washington correspondent wor- ried as long ago as June 21: “The Soviet Union . . . has contended from the first that cap- italist economies, ultimately will be the victims of self-induced ec- onomic depressions. The fear is that this Marxist prophecy may come a litile too close to the fact.” - movie, Mel Colby HESE are the hey-days for unemployed renegades. Any- one who once had a nodding acquaintance with a Communist can'step up to the witness stand and “reveal” all. Or sign a con- tract giving a national maga- zine first rights to all “confes- sions”; or endorse a face cream advertisment swearing that con- tinuous use of the product will prevent the skin from becoming RED. : ‘The movies, of course, are never far behind, and we notice that one of MHollywood’s cul- tural sewers has prepared an ‘indecency called I Married A Communist, an epic whose ad- mission price should be restrain- ed to one stomach pump. The however, has aroused our ire to the point where we intend to throw caution to the winds and publicly reveal the confession of Dolores Snagsby, a piece of literature | aptly en- titled “I Married A \Conserva- tive.” Movie and radio rights are open to the highest bidder. Mrs. Snagsby’s unabridged tes- timony is as follows: r ) * HEN TI first married J. K. Snagsby, I didn’t know he was a Conservative. I must ad- | MARRIED A CONSERVATIVE mit quite frankly that we didn’t discuss politics during the first mad, passionate weeks we were together, although I do recall now that he once said some- thing about having a brother with two heads. When I look back I realize that J.K.. was always a little secretive. He was never frank, for instance, about what he did for a living and would answer my inquiries by casually kick- ing me on the shins. 4 Love is blind, however, and I refused to recognize all of the sinister portents which swept around me daily. I admit I was a little nonplussed on the occasion that he broke my jaw for remarking that I thought George Drew knotted his cravat in bad taste; but when my hus- band sorrowfully explained that he had intended to take off his brass knuckles before striking me, I forgave him and urged him not to go home to his mother, ‘Perhaps my suspicions should have been aroused when I heard J. K. bitterly denounce his father as a Communist because he argued in favor of the eight- ‘ The confessions of Dolores Snagsby hour day. Or perhaps I should have suspected his political creed when I heard him urge the building of a shrine in hon- or of Simon Legree; but as I said before, love is blind. When TI look back now I realize it was the little things that slowly caused me to realize I had married a Tory. By them- ‘selves those little things didn’t seem very important at the time, but taken altogether and gauged clearly and calmly, they added up to the horrible truth. What would you do if you suddenly discovered you had married a Conservative? I tried to face the issue firmly, al- though at the time the shock was such that it was difficult to think in a coherent manner. “J.K.,” I said to the man I had once adored, “is it true that you are a Tory?” “Of course,” was his brutal reply. “Do you think poh had married an angel?” “But J.K..” I pleaded. “Isn’t there some decent way you could a living, forging cheques or burning down build- ings, or something?” “Don't be silly, gal,” was his testy answer. “You'll get accus- timed to the idea of being mar- ried to a Tory. Just pretend that you never found out, and if your family makes inquiries stick to your story that I rob graves for a living.” = tions earlier I might have spar- It was too late, however. I found that the hot flame of love had burned itself out. When I told Snagsby that I intended to leave him he was a little irritated and refused to stop twisting my arm until I agreed that I would tell our children _ that their father had gone down with the Titanic. Now I feel that circumstances have released me from my pledge to keep silent. I am tell- ing the world the ugly story in the hope that some other in- nocent girl may learn a lesson and thus be spared the same horrible fate. In some ways, of course, J.K. was not entirely to blame. Looking back I real- ize I should have asked myself a few straightforward ques- tions before it was too late. 1. Why did Snagsby put the family dog on the voters’ list? 2. Why did he strike me with the coal shovel and chide me for being a “silly girl’ when I asked if it wasn’t against the law to stuff ballot boxes? 3. Why did J.K. have to get permission from the parole board every time he wanted to leave town? 4. Who were those sinister- looking men who used to sit around the living-room reading the Globe and Mail? If I had asked those ques- ed myself the tragedy of having married a Conservative. PACIFIC TRIBUNE — SEPTEMBER 16, 1949 — PAGE