Wednesday, February 24, 1988

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Vb sidding here wid a code in my node. My cyes all I blewey”
_ add my hed all food of bad stuff add I hab to write dis codumn..
Maybe if I drink sum medcinc id wud be beddaa.
Ah, now I can breathe. A secret f; amily recipe of hot water, fi fire
water and kitchen spices once again successfully exorcised my
‘on. The only trouble is that the cure doesn’t last long s so ri
have to type fast. I know from bitter experience that rep
medicinal treatments | make typi ng,
possible.

Just before the February b blahs infested amy ody and mind te
other day I r

work and wed become a nation
ican feet.
That kind of crap really ticks me off. There are, and always
~ have been, zillions | of potentially productive positions in the pri-
Vale precincts praying to be pursucd.

ment scctions in various journals, The variely of opporuuni ilics is
boundless for people who \ ant 0, work.

In case your search: for
successful,

ing ‘few ‘ideas ‘which, I “sian
c publications will t help you move off.
i on to financial Independence.

: incially rescue the league. Keep five
_ per cent after expenses. Then do the same for local symphony
onhesiras and the L re Br ‘oups

; would regularly t
al citizens. The ‘blood oi fs sent to Victoria {

even standing: up, im- |

: delivery of cheap surplus prairie grain, Your hard work in this
_arca would cnable Russian prison guards to cat more nutritious

~ very easy to do the job cheaper and with better recidivism rates

—-. Get the rights to deliver all welfare, CPP, UIC, WCB and |
lly scan the help wanted and professional employ- - simi

_ ing on the periphery of this growth industry would be sir

_ ever,

consultatic _ _nee dat makes Kleenex. |
al ights to.a Canadian Football League lot-
fi _ ~

itizen leeching plants :

~ test which appeared in this s .
_. from Sidney didn’t get all the answers correct but she was close —
- enough. Her entry arrived late but it was the only one received
$0. she wins the ‘ip around the. world, Have a great time: o Bev...

meals and thus be able to take better care of their prisoners.
Build a jail and make a deal with provincial and federal gov-
ernments to keep convicts off community streets. It should be

than is the case with our public prisons.

milar cheques for federal and provincial governments. Profit-

Scll shovels lo Canadians who want to bury PE. Trude for.

- Sell shovels to voters who want lo bury all politicians,

~ Sell shovels to “politicians who want to talk to. their con- |

stituents. |
Soll threc-ton trucks to politicians, ’ They will then be. able to.

ge load nda a year to cach house |

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Oncfidalidea, :
somly. da fronts ‘ob horses add sed dem to Ouawa for fal as-

“Gul ug.

PS. - We have at winner in the lentine word-matching c con-

pace two weeks ago. Beverly Cripps -

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