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Hacs, : cthipe and. ioe club,

spolled ae
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snobs.

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a few eyes,

a lot about why -
come people -haven't

from a few

ed friends inalong ame
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er with you.” Face the -

Accarding to you, It’s

OK for friends to “drift > .. *°-
apart” but you take | .'

_ exception to the: word
“outgrow.” May-I

ask .

- how you distinguish ‘the © Pap
_. wo? Is it not possible:.
. that in 20 years some‘of’
your classmates ‘have

lled to become. Involy-...”:

ed in activities that
stretch . minds, {mprove
vocabularies, © “Droaden’
horizons. and. alter
values? .

’ Some people simply ; :

et older. — and fatter.
thers become more.
interesting, better: in-
formed, more: discrimi-
nating and less willing to

settle for ihe same. con- °

versation they. heard 20.
years ago. Perhaps that’s
why.they “drift apart. no

- -Gorging and purging

’ Please share this with
‘others for the benefit. of
those thousands - of

-women who rely on self- f

induced _ vomi as a

struggled with this every
day. of my life even

though I know a dozen
reasons to stop. You've

had several columns :
abou

t tt — in fact,
fiest real insight I got
inte my Bro m was

matt
less, ashamed and Re.
pressed.

A_few. months
ae I considered suicide.:

I have experienced all.
. the terrible side-effects

— stomach and throat
irritation,

tooth decay” brulsed eye?

lids from the strain of .
--vomiting, and danger- - -

ously low potassium
levels that have affected

. my heartbeat and ener: ,

ah level.
I started to see-a very -
good therapist recently, ] .

“al pattern, -
I am writing to. en-

courage each person who
vale nd gor and .
urgin et now
Before tt if too ep no I
Should have taken your-.
advice years age when when

” FO suggested:
Bir

T cante to decent the

fact that I couldn't solve.

the problem alone. —
Slowly

Thank you for a splen-

did letter..Nothing 1

‘ight have sald could be

half so convincing. Bless
yeu for writing.

I am a good-looking, ©
2#-year-old male college

arid and definitely asex-
ual. This is not the way I
want it to be, but after 15
dates with lovely, inter-
esting’ young women,
and not the silghtest de-
sire to kiss even one of
then, I know the truth.

My problem is how to
deal with those who us-
sume that because 1 do
not sleep around [ am
BAY. Several friends have

inted and offered
“understanding and ac-
ceptance anyway.” Rela-
tives have suggested
counselling. I a
have problems but~
homosexuality is not one -
of them.

Years ago, when deal-
ing with my fear of rela:
tionshi ronsidered

__ the possibility that I was

ERY. But. I have never
n attracted to males, °
sothat’s out, ..

My shyness has made

me reluctant.to form.
, else relationships, and

I'm sure there are others
Hike me. Please int this
letter so all lood-
thirsty clunks out there

“will stop whispering

abuut us and offer, in-
stead, a little under-
standing. — Nowhere .

‘Simply ipnore the
Innuendoes. . who ex-
cuses himself accuses
himself, Get sume addl-

". tional counselling. Your *

life will be ‘enormously °
richer when you conquer
close rela |

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icept that friends can -

one bet my letter will fo

ict pe visi mall

mit +1 _

Who ds Juntor?
I have an unusual

fae My husband’s ~:~

ther was named Jolin

~@. Smith. My husband Is. heavy thighs the’ old. -

--.” masters used ta paint. -

doh Q. Smith Jr. Our

.  Sont is John Q. Smith IL

.. addressed to Mrs. John at

ed away in. November.

My. niece .(who knows’.
everything) says mt “Hraes
band ‘is now. John @.
Smith and our.son John -

band’s records (baptism,

OK marriage license,’ insur-.. v:
ance ) state his name

Is dohn Q. Smith J
‘Last Christeghs the -

git were sent: to John. ” a

and” Joho Jr,. Abo my.
..- mother-in- “law, who How
“lives with us, opens all’:
‘letters from my niece

-@. Smith
Is my. niece correct? r
‘-have never, heard of
names this

uge-it even though their
' Fathers are deceased. Sh

says this is the le ears .

of doing thi e cor-
rect? — Bull fala ae
Like most “know-it-

- alls,” your niece has -half- -

baked information. The
facts can be found in -

' Amy Vanderbilt's. book

on etiquette by ‘Tish Bal-
drige. ..
Here they are:

A’ man.who .is a Jr.
~ usually | drops the “Jr.”

wk “unless both -he. and his

late ‘father were 50 Well-
_ known that to drop it -
“would © cause, public
confusion. (For example,
Franklin Roosevelt Jr.
kept it after his father's
death.) A’man with a [1
after his name is not
named for his father but

for someone else in the —

_family, perhaps an uncle
or.a-grandfather of the ,
" same name. Upon the’
“death of the original

- holder. of that:name, he © -

would drup the “1,” un-
_less, again, there would:
be: confusion. hecause
both names were sv. well: '
' known. Someone. carry-
. Ing the suffix. 01 or

, Usually keeps it-until he
* dies, or until: -his- pre:

, decessors have died and |‘
_ he is tired of usingit. = o-.,

“When a sulfix is drop:
” ped, - Revenue Cana

. Should be notified —. also

charge accounts and.
-@lubs. In addition, busi-

7 ness cards ‘should be,

changed
| need ‘a. Little nu

at of philosophy, some

me that we go.

thie wayronty: ones. 2%
k precious
time on foo ess, Can"
thing | can tn up with some-
T can tape to. my
Sethroout mirror? —

are it is — start clip-
ping and taping: Yester-
day |s_ a, cancelled
cheque. Tomorrow fs a
promissory - -note.- Today
is the only cash you have

80 spend it wisely. .

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B i

HEATHCLIFF

My father-in-law pass -

Q: Smith Jr- All-my. fins:

Signature hight

: t such hea

4 PA we listen

‘Ths is for “Lean and
Like’Em That Way.” Tn
oue of those “broad -

beanted dames” with the... | -

curvaceous hips and.

z > have’ 260 pounds ‘of |
“ettves than 100 pounds |

F - of nerves, I'm with her. ;
. lost thin people are. -
0. hun Up on their

here every-.

one to death with talk of

all sierobe dancing, .
low -cal rec

and new

sugar subaiitaaee Mean.

while, they are smoking |
themselves to death be-
cause the nicotine kills
the appetite and the

won't stop, even th

the doctors tell them
they are he; for

“t's time People stop:
ed idglizing those
Ollow-cheeked, rat-
skinn models with
caved-in middies .and.
knobby knees. You can.

; help. a wa Amn. by by print:

ing this
Ieiter
You've made some

” valid points — ‘especially - 7

about. smoking. Your

ights one.

the most . dangerous

aspects of obesity — high

blood ‘pressure, “the ‘sl-
lent killer.” Often there :

are no symptoms of this

‘sneaky disease. | urge

every person who reads
this column to get his or

her bleod pressure |

checked -- immediately,

: especially if you are .
_ overwelght. It could save -
; Your ll life.

Why. do people make

* of adult children who ask
.. ta move. back home be-

+ cause of economic hard: -
‘~.\ Ship? If the kids are'louts

who abuse. hospitality —

>) well, -you: get what
; “Faiised | and ail
. put Up with,

hat-you wi

Our da hier return-
out of col

a lege fora year and work-

at a. job that pald
: th cakes. She is an adult
and ves like one, We

. do not question her com-.

ar go We do not
criticize me friends nor

Peace
How nice to receive a

. letter Ike yours. Most ‘of

the mail: on. this Subject
came from kids with
complaints and parents
who were miserable, You
must have done some

. thing right:

eT

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