R2 THE GLOBE AND MAIL FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2005 7| MAmc -Qfaik J& Sfeetctf^'CMfw SCRATCHING AN ETCH 11 FRIDAY Artist Merry Meredith brings more than 30 of her Etch-A-Sketch portraits to the Basic Inquiry gallery. See page R4. A COMMON MAN'S GUIDE TO LOVING WOMEN Four buddies (one's a jilted groom) try to figure out women in this 21 st-century comedy of manners. 8 p.m. (and to Dec. 3). $10 to $24. Firehall Arts Centre, 280 E. Cordova St., 604-689-0926. H THE GREAT RIVER: A FLAMENCO JOURNEY Go with the metaphorical flow through bandoleras, tangos and fandangos with staccato-stepper Miguel Angel and the throaty-voiced Momi de Cadiz. 8 p.m. (and Nov. 13). $30 to $35. Norman Rothstein Theatre, 950 W. 41 st Ave., 604-280-3311. 13 SUNDAY 7davs GRANVILLE ISLAND CHEESE FEST Last day of the weekend brie and Stilton bender, with local cultures by artisans from McLennan Creek and Salt Spring Island Cheese. 9 a.m. Public Market, 604-666-5784. 14 ft YALETOWN WINE TASTING AND MIXER Join the backlash against the Sideways swipe at merlot — if you've got tickets for this sold-out (monthly) event. 5:30 p.m. (and Nov. 15). Hamilton Street Grill, 1009 Hamilton St., 604-331 -1511. going out staying in The Dish Going veggie R3 Art Hope in Shadow's lens on the Eastside; plus a show devoted to the Etch-A-Sketch R4 Dance Global movements: Dance in Vancouver R5 Concerts Listings R5 Theatre Carnage: TV gets bloody treatment R6 Repwatch When porn feels worn R6 Music Don't call her avant-garde: Meredith Monk works with Bjork; plus Henry Rollins, flexing and reflecting R7 John Doyle on The Virgin Queen and the craze for all things Elizabethan R20 DVDs LeSamourai, plus Sally Potter's Yes R21 CDs Madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor and more R22 and R23 Web Someone (finally) makes money on-line R24 Gaming Scott Colbourne on The Warriors: nasty, brutish, occasionally innovative R25 film Johanna Schneller on the advantages of playing an Austen girl R8 Opening Derailed, Zathura, Bee Season, The Dark Hours, Guy Terriflco and more Index, R8 Profile Brit beauty Keira Knightley finds her element in Pride & Prejudice; plus Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang starlet Michelle Monaghan R15andR16 He was the rock, once I was past everybody else to get to him. Director Jim Sheridan, on moving titanic rap star 50 Cent. 7 Questions, R26. 15 TUESDAY AD MARE The B.C. wind quintet puts the "Mozart effect" in action with operatic airs aimed at listeners aged 5 and up. 10:30 a.m. $8. Studio 16, 1551 W. 7th Ave., 604-736-9806. E3 CLASSIFIED MATERIALS Once you've ogled the Picassos, head upstairs for Ts stretched like canvas, a pile of a million pennies and oddities from Geoffrey Farmer's Hunchback Kit. 10 a.m. $15. Vancouver Art Gallery, 750 Hornby St., 604-662-4700. 17 T DAY ACOOLYULE Dress for excess, from freewheeling jazz to a globetrotting buffet. Warning: Chocolate fountain ahead. A VS0 benefit. 7 p.m. $150. Pan Pacific Hotel, 300-999 Canada Place. For tickets, e-mail kelly@vancouversymphony.ca. COVER PHOTOGRAPH: DIANNA DUBICK; THIS PAGE: MERRY MEREDITH.