B4 - The Terrace Standard, Wednesday, September 17, 1997

Something to laugh about

YUK YUK’S is coming to
Terrace. Not the club, but
two big-name comedians
are coming to Terrace as
part of a special Yuk Yuk’s
au Tour promotion, Sept.
26-27.

‘The featured comedians
are Grege Scott “aud” Peter
Kalamis.

Scott began his comedic
qarec. early, realizing every-

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Went into stage acting at 20.
’ Scott has travelled through

Kelamis.

He has exiensive experi-
ence in radio and tv and has
appeared on CBC’s Comics:
Comedy Special, Sunday
Night Comedy Hour and on

the US and Canada perform- American’s Funniest
ing stand-up comedy. His People.
quick witted routines have Kelamis has also per-

Been called imeverent, ur-'

Rane and charmingly bitter.
‘His comedy skills include
improvisation, writing, sing-

YUK YUK COMEDIANS Gregg Scott and Peter

Kelamis (right) will perform at the Terrace Inn on

formed with Howie Mandel,
Dennis Miller and most
recently improvised with
Robin Williams.

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‘How Cheap Can Wel

Jerry was at the top of the ladder
painting the outside of the white clap-
beard house of his girlfriend's parents.

Suddenly the family’s growllng

Jerry crashed to the ground. His
shrieks of pain shattered the peaceful
silence. The parents ran out, took one
look at the horror and called the
ambulance. Jerry was whisked away, sir
ens blaring, to the local hospital. Five
hours later he woke up in the recovery
room, his leg in traction and a blurry fig-
ure havering over his bed, His Mother.

"Sue."

“Ma, i've called your uncle, the lawy-

er. I've always told you your girlfriend's

family is irresponsible. You're painting and
they're too careless to keep the. screen
door locked to prevent their dumb dog
from bounding out.”

“Okay, okay, ['Il sue, but Ma, you've
gat to let me sleep.” “I'm not finished,“

"Ma, now what?” "Welfare. You've
got to go on welfare, You can't work. You
live with your girlfriend: and i'm not sup-
porting you.”

There was only one way to get rid of
his mother. Jerry fainted on the spot.
Three months later, Jerry hobbled on

from your law suit you have to reimburse
the City of London for your welfare.”

One year later, as Jerry was busy stu-
dying for his exams; he heard a shriek

BY CLAIRE BERNSTEIN

fare Be? @

coming out of the kitchen.

“Jerry, Jerry,” yelled his girlfriend,
treading the letter from the lawyer.
“You've won your accident case and
$35,776. When do | buy the tickets for
our trip around the world?"

Just then they received a telephone
call, “Jerry, this is the welfare officer, |
hear you've won, Great. Now you can pay
us back, All that money."

Jerry, took one of his crutches and
threw it against the wall. “Those greedy
nogoadniks. They're not getting a cent.
Let therm sure.” .

In court, the city argued, “Your
Honour, the law is the law. Damages
received up to a maximum of $25,000
are exempted from repayment. Jerry won
$35,776. He must pay back the

difference,”

“Not on your life,” argued Jerry, the
net amount | received was $21,230. The
rest of the money went for legal fees and
other costs related to the case. How can

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YOU BE THE JUDGE - DECISION

“GON'T PAY A CENT, Jerry” ordered the court. "The maximum amount of the 25,000 rafers to the nel amount
recelved, You only received 21,230 net.”
YOUI BE THE JUDGE is based on actual court cases. Today’s decision is based on the tacts of tha case and the
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