By V. VICTOR COMOX. COMICS: A squadron leader from the base accompan- ied by a number of other ranks of airmen recently discovered men isolated from their base of supply can survive indefinitely on mollusks and other type of sea animals. This is really not an original discovery. Archaeologists while probing camping sites of West Coast Indians have found evidence to show Indians lived in thatarea as long ago as three thousand years, which isa long time before the arrival of the first freight supply boat that now plies these waters. It is now officially known that airmen who have not been able to make it back to base will not perish from starvation. There is another point, incase of an accidental explosion of the nuclear arms that. are supposed to be stored at the base, there would be cooked oysters for a good many miles away for those who can’t eat raw shell fish. * * * “HUB CITY HOOPLA: Nanaimo must set some sort of record for infantile controversy. Last year a local lawyer revealed how teachers were brainwashing pu- pils with socialist dogma. The “teachens, one andall, hotly denied the charge. Last month a member of the medical profession revealed the startling news of the tremendous increase of juvenile motherhood and promiscuous sex behavior of Nanaimo youths. This in turn was denied by a member of the Health and Welfare department who stated this was not the case: statistics show this type of mis- furtune is actually on the de- crease. Last week a chap by the name of Patrick O’Neill informed the populace that students today, by and large, are very poor readers. This too found a hot denial from A. SMITH Expert Watch & Jewelry Repairs Special Discount to Tribune Readers. 1179 Denman St. MU 2-19.48 or MU 5-8969 Island news, views and comments Granville Island B.C. Automotive Service Co. Ltd. MU 4-9819 Granville Is. Wally Sklaruk KEEP SMILING, FRIENDS ia A i St | ROOFING & SHEET METAL Reasonable ‘Gutters and Downpipes | Duroid, Tar and Gravel NICK BITZ 277-3352 b |