Paga 5, The Herald, Tuesday, January 31, 1984

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; breith dg You titled to ex-

* shut your mouth..

moment ih the. ‘darkness

FOR WEDNESDAY:

but it’s through your reason-

ing powers that you impress
“ging accrue, a

others. Financ:
but watch gullibility:
TAURUS :
(Apr. 20 to May 20) ee
Be less stubborn, Meet part-
ners. halfway. You. mist

discuss issues logically. ae
You're given’ to extremes: in

temperament.
GEMINI
(May 21 to Ji une 20)

You're something of a wots a

touch today regarding money.”

- “"The-work load increases,-but ©".
you sill m make © important. ois

CANCER

(June 21 to July 22) ees oy

You mustn’t come.on’ too

strong nor be too gushing in... =~

remance, Communication Js’

"established through a meeting

ofthe minds

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You could be swept off your ~

feet in love, but may face ex exe.
tra. ‘responsibility at: home

‘work gains

* (auig. 23 to Sept, 2) wy, a

‘Soft-pedal differences witha:
co-worker.
spiration jis

a , bit “you |
“need sel£- -discipline. to |
: “Capitalize on It.

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cane financlal’ matter, butstact is) -.
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SCORPIO

(Get. 23 to Nov. 2) mae.” ;

Your moods fluctuate now.

It may be hatd to say no when - |

someone plays on your sym-
pathy. Accent objectivity in
discussions, : .
SAGITTARIUS.

(Nov. 22 toDec. 21) we 7 an

You're iri 4 romantic maod,

but - watch indiscretions, |
Tackle unfinished tasks or. ;

there'll. be reerels by’ day's

> end
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Remember to fulfill a

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-AQUARTUS ~~

' (Jan: 20 to Feb. 18) =i

You'll make. business pro- .°

gress through private chats,

Romance tempts you, - but:

others’ priorities may take S

precedence.
PISCES °

(Feb. 19to Mar, 20) HE

A friend will listen : to -

.Teason, but if you blow your

stack, you'll ruin your‘.
chances, It's too soon to tell

about a flirtation,

“Ann

WAN ers

How To Make A:
Policeman Cry —

Want to see a police-
: Would you like
im drop to:his.
knees, bury. his face In” -,

, -v his hands and baw! like a -

baby or slam his fist into

the side of his patro! car?
H's easy. enough to do.
“ ‘And it tly tees more'fre- ~

an most.of us:

“). yourself up with the holi- °° 0°
... day season's. “good:
“«‘gheer,” add a few beers

or mixed drinks .and
drive your family home.

. Refuse to listen. when
your. wife 4 Suggests that’

-she drive
‘heed to your maie ego.

‘drive; ‘the car bedder . .
beers ‘unner=

“Show her wabo! ‘8 boss in

“your family.

' Twenty, minutes later, .
you are standing in dark-
hess on the side of the’
highway with broken:

. Blass ahd feet Basoline
. ‘at your feet

Your wife is scream: .
‘ing, pinned beneath jag-
ged edges : of iwisted
metal.

Your 2-yea reold daugh-

- ter is silent.

Your 6-year-old son is...

; sprawied facedown 30

ot away.
a Tie Paligeman smelled
the‘aldohol. on your

ni, and he's not very
gentle as lie pushes you |
Into “the rear. of the ‘pa-
tral car and tells’ you. to

Theri he. Pauses, for a ,

before he turtis‘his atten-
tion to you and’ the re- .

~Congrati tuiations:

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