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“oo -antending formula that, would. |
be : algun: any province to-“opt! |
5 vo out of anything 8

on ae ry Tr ernoeee |) be ‘ as we rs i, 7 in: 1978 the | Keri 28 lhe only gamblers, so far, -
lye CPE RS Te: . Fond er) a Coe Es) sho didn't, drin .. have béen on’ the federal side.’

Caen ar ‘ : na, 0) : : c re tile. That New. ov Oris the oncming day. yew ”
ef ay, a , Pea ma Eve phe ‘oath never to -” . Brunswick's‘ Richard Hatfield . '

ao: PROposed,: i

--" T soaled-dawn  charter.of rights.-

. Yesterday, Ontario's Bill:Davis' -.:
proposed What's come-to be. |. -

“by Roger Bollen - :

hist. erh herself, She refuses to talk to/
“— . ; for story _ comment! “ excepted). engine perhaps me about her problems 3 :
_ Sorry to disappoint you, but In reply, the eight have said though I have tried to open the .

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pies but her
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m mon of cover-up for cloget

your mother-in-law may have
osteoporosis, a condition that
makes the bones brittle and

. eight premiers deman
change for the complete,.un- .-

‘ReOMm- |. .
; changed charter of rights. sd

mown. asthe: Ustraight-up- a

” deal". — ‘the. “opling-out” ”

. ‘amending: formula, which the

woul gel joday th the
charter, which 84 per cent of

Canadians want, and patria: .

tion; which’ 99 percent of

» Canadians"want. and indeed .
‘take for granted (the Mon‘

nothing, although ‘they did
send over a delegation — B.C.,
- Alberta, Nova Scotia — ‘to try
to figure out what’ Trudeau

in ex-

you

He ‘never
teenag!

* our. ; nr .
” =~. EB, 16 and 18) unless: it’s t9*
tell’ them. how dumb, useless” ‘

less. :
He tells her every day that«
she is ugly, stupid and clumay.
She believes him. The gir! crles..
a lot and keeps her feelings {o.

linesofcommunication. °:

Our children have no. re:
spect or affection whatsoever.
for their father. In fact, I'm*

ee a, ee and uply. _are. It seems*
a ‘ oi. og tember she fell, this me Clever move : 2 they: cant do anything right: .
: ie We | time in the bathroom, and . This pra osa] is an exceed: - His constant beli Wing has ty
TP BETTER }* broke her fi two ingly adroit one:'In exchange | «one of our children so hard she”
ree “ . Im to for future’ considerations (ihe has become withdrawi and‘
LAYOFF = 5. my husband that maybe she amending formula applies only afraid to open her mouth. Tim .
| ESE - was back on the bottle, he be- to future constitutional worried sick about her. Her f¢:
raver came furious and told me to changes ~— if any), Canada -_——ther has made her feet like 4
: shut my ugly mouth. . fat slob — completely worth:..

1 easily broken. It is not uncom-
" - hd , mon for elderly people ho are apie the arent have put the kids as nm i ke, a
— ST ae tures while tirning aver in eer Sokal, None wecave [i tars. 1 Gall ths emotional
_ ; AIC . . : ». ab stra jacket. None amon a :
WELL, SOMEONE Hie TO. esa 4 little more them dares to make_a move, _ child abuse. He says there is no
CARRY THE CUS. ee sera pce tor fon the others might sud? Gk, ng, He cig, ae
lial ae ¥. ee the denly bréak ranks i hh there such a thing as emot onal’
- . _ Your © woman anadians who live in each : :
7 + who t ted to arr a bisex- of those eight provinces. are ig ont ee it to you. | |
8 ve been i} e losera. Their particular — Agonized other ved i
marriod tall ior three Yours peti. can sy mong Gn qypety Agtlaad, You eet |
we £ mg better eir behalf except what seven . ae :
t cou _ of his ‘fellow premiers want’ tional abuse. Another term is’ :
IT kept hoping he would drop him to say. . mentalcruelty, ae 4
his male friends after we mote Soe . » Your hushand sounds like « ie
* married, but it didn't work out Morelosers =~ ee ee tered
Hiat way. When T caught faim ’ ‘The eight “dissidents” them- by his father, t
oo! © explained selves are equally the losers. The only: to. break . i
that y nortpal for They resemble mannikins.. vicious ed k this ‘
hi aud [should accept ft, He Alberta's: Peter Lougheed, for seling. Your family. x :
7 freed want 4 divorce ~~ just = =——_ instance, has nothing different clergyman should speak te »
' ' * naturally to do what;came to say, — other than to aay It - him ‘and captain: . :
, - . Hoe ma : H more hars. — than does Pr - ‘chik.*
rn a, whens thinking about it fora Els soonteretire Angus sea eee ic bis car” z
mo - Le . acLean. ; .
mens SERS en by Rudsell Myers «= Kougyelsotimewtvares. — “Gisttrey manic sion — fatyerafe Sreamwitn om |
soe J eo, Co, = : : 3 : _ *, nett, who had ba i eX- | another time © :
; - ee Tar? sume ; : ne There are alot more of us fed to try to play the honest - and the ood bit of tie the:
NEEIN, EBT 00 B NEGE LES, -ANDYOUCAN: 7 IF THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO  groulidthan you think, — —Eroker — the part Davis now . hatte ee:
YOUR LESSONS, GOOD, GROWUPTO gi LOOK FORWARD 10... fit Worked out well for you ifstes\ "Nike messenger boye yg hnilly counseling aie
. oe ay ai] BE LIKE ME! , lfc ar ag ; TTT ‘ ~~ fine. But it did not work out ‘ scurrying between . Trudeau ideal hls piece and :
‘ EY Aq hae Ae ia 5 . wn a 1 ae . for many others. The following * and thel collesgues. . ing his fee’ a place endl lay;
(a *: 5 ne ’ letter contains a different mes- The explanation.of seven of. .....  y hope can get someone —
Sages oa the elght-is that they don't to intervene in Atitr of the |
. . want to leave Quebec's Rene children make hus’ 4
alesis - Levesque, isolated. This is a band see what he ts doing tO
respond * cation rather than an _ t 7
ae Ware in i to "Having It Uplanation.” Although Le: thelr lives ia protik, yours. t
was marri bisexual we Is certain to say “Non” . Le
Was ed Se al fo 4 to the bitter end: so will Mani- . Dear Ann: In anawer to the
| years, : ese | tob *s Sterling -L: ‘and .. - Quads in Quad City: You were
him and had two children be- oba’s Sterling Lyon a t att .
fore I discovered he was bi. J Lougheed be uttering “No” in correct, except Jor ine tp. s
kept hoping -that one day I -chorus with him. “If you leave no tip at all, a- h
_ would be first in his life, but iq orgne other Five, together with oo bei et waitress yor itt think 2
never happened, . _  * Ontario an ew Brunswick, | you forgo a
; been divorced ~ still. would make up the ‘'con- , Or as in thiscase,ench
unre years and have ale i Court h that the’ Supreme ge cornes Urough loud and, os
love’ You | it — ‘ourt has ruled Is necessary to.“ age comes thy ; andl ;
another bL How did I know? fulfilt constitutional conven: clear. , service Waa JOusy, x 4
‘lion, . 2 50, YOU See, -
Bogert olay tire: husband Today, the conference will. ing these days of inflation, a.
you SAIP You “SHE CECIPES | THEN--2'LL 6! WITH MY LUCK, IF £ very charming and attentive, fail if the eight remain holding - lowly penny can pack a real
HAG. BAD NEWS TMARRY Rick) NEVER GET cots k CARS WCLLP,/: aN then he began to back off, say" hands, peerin Gown anxiously prallop. any ide ane a
my ; _ govatries! RUN < — eee . : ne ee sex. “Ih . one among them exercises, not “left them, Til'be service would: .
. aw i ey it i 7 on '* “: even political will exactly, but ‘Improve. — In Tucson "~~
qs P ° ‘he oi broke Up with halen, but peed free will.- ee Dear Tucson: Not a bad idea:
eL,, — # ; y — . melts when we mee Who among the eight will _ hope leaves a
: a a : tN around town. tm Gotermuized dare to be the first tobe him- ren J bore nobod r penny: :
J ‘ Siegler cee i . not Aad let t myself fall under his self is impossible to guess. The under the pie It would be
Spe ag 1 sens nath singe ceninty is that it won't ‘the dp of a fetdrne, Wonld vos
TE wasted walting:for my hus ‘ — - > belleve over §100,0007 we
band to put me ahead of his ‘a
HE'S UPSET! 2 hoyfriends. — Twice Duped . ; LL
I WON'T SEND 9 Thanks for the testimony. - - HEATHCLIFF : :
. Your story is.one Pve heard . ‘ “ 0
before, andit'sasadone. — ‘
. OTTAWA—If this constitu:
. y tlonal conference fails ~~ as it- :
- or easily coukd — then amid all :
- ‘by Johnny Hart _ the verbal sludge and the self- -
: re 1 RST emt
. : ——— .- that-have poured forth s! :
6 Wy A) GOH, ... THATS reir! . began, one phrase will deserve
TA i WE DAT HAVE can | to -be remembered as the
So . ' ene! . explanation for .what went cs
y , EARS . wrong. ... m r : ;
tt LAN ‘ Re ’ Wieit has gone wrong at the te
fff} TE TOTL IEA conference so far has been a CE:

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"|| WELL, AOTALL OF EM,
TL SEEN SOME PINTHUS

, FAKING, CRANES -

.”, proviticgs. ‘They’ are: ne otlat-.. >:
* ‘ing on behalf-of one-another; as
“members ‘of. the, “‘Gang. of.
-- Bight" all-the provinces but
. Ontario and.New ‘Brunswick...
-that.is-both of whom support =. ©
Ktutional. =. >

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‘managed to gather u
. -courage.and take. flight.or 0. 2... coe
penne wet jer they” Temained--" ae ae

proposals a et pay
“So far, none of the-elght has 0) -
.. placed..even.a. tentative toe <<
Jdnto'thewater, 0 0 |

- Behind closed doors none of”
_- them has said anything — for...
“all pracileal purposes —,other -
- ‘than ‘to-demarid that Trudeau.
‘.. s@oncedé to. them. their: “tat:
ord’. of-laatApril,--which in ~
olved simple patrintion of the ~~
‘coristi€{ulfon ‘together wiih an’. ..

‘failure ‘of political will. Some

_ time Jate today, when the con-

ference.-ends, we'll find .out
‘Whether the 11 first ministers

grounded, hugg
ends 0 De

The ‘stagesetting phrase
was uttered, by Saskatchewan
Premier Allan Blakeney in his
opening public speech. In his
by now. familiar way, Blakeney

ing their nerve

_._Said hezimight-— Dut then _

x cagain might not’ "be pre“ *
pared tocompromise. 7°... ...

“~ " Blakeney théh spelled out -

‘some of the changes he sought
In Prime Minister Pierre Tru-:

. . deau’s ‘constiiutional- packa (oe
-. He, added, however,

hat “no
matter. how: meritorious the

. eventual package might be,”

he. would not back it unless it

. was supported by “a majority. -:
. af the provinces.” + - ;

Testing the water
_ He was ready to test the
temperature of the. water,

-Blakeney was saying in effect, ~
. but.only If everyone else would *-
- Jump -with him’ at - the same’

oo times as .

> +, Unlike alk previous,constitu- |.” -
~~ tlonal conferences, :

erg aren’tnegotlating this time -
~"; on behalf of the. citizens they, ~ -:

represent. in-thelr respective,

Trudeaw’s~.con

Ta

their -

the preml-.”

ae “Biggest bug | ever

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