By HUGH A. MULLIGAN NADI, Fiji (AP) — Signs, portents and an- nouncements that drop a tourist in his tracks quicker than an elephant n: ‘Because of Sharks Swimming in These Waters is Unsafe.” This notice on the beach in dana on Guadalcanal cuts drastically into the daily bikini count on those loneliest of lonely white * sands. Earthquake.”’ A common elevator sign throughout the Philippines which begs the annoying little question: What if one is already aboard when the Richter needle begins climbing with the floor indicators? “Use Staircase During Air Raids.” Checking into the 22nd floor of the Tel Aviv Hilton, the visitor. learns right off that war is a way of life in Israel. PAGE 12, THE HERALD, Wednesday, May 10, 1978 front of the Hotel Men-_ “Do Not Use in Fire or “Stings of our hornet bees very poisonous ... if you get bitten on head get maybe double, triple vision ... no good.” Our boat guide delivered this fascinating bit of en- tomological information during the morning jungle cruise up Fiji's: Nadi River. He was wearing a hat; no one else on board was. SKIES UNFRIENDLY In the event this plane has toland on water, your lifejackets are located under your seat ... a light will come on when you come in contact with the water and there is a whistle for attracting attention,’’ Bumping over the high-noon thunder- heads, with rain sheeting across the little round windows, the air passenger over the South Pacific furs the seat arms and half expects to hear Nearer My God to Thee on his stereo head- se 635-7417 SKEENA VALLEY RENTALS w. Most Anything - Most Anytime For CONTRACTORS-INDUSTRY-INDIVIDUALS Hours: Mon. - Sat. 8-6 4946 Gralg Avenue : Phane 635-7417 “Ladies in Miniskirts and Shorts May Stoned.’’ On the streets of strict Moslem Dacca, some of them seem to be, as the sign in the lobby of the Intercontinental warned, especially when the apiane is in from N Welcome World Diarrhea Congress,” Only a few weeks ago a banner with this strange device festooned the arrival lounge of the Bangkok airport, where the message was consid- ered fair warning to the globetrotting gourmet. STAY ON FAIRWAY _ Watch for Crocodiles Near 7th Tee.” The rough can be very rough on the front nine at the Santo. course on the island of Espiritu Santo in the New Hebrides. “Tonight Our Char- coalette Ba-ba-cue” the chef in Fiji’s Regent Hotel was trying to tell us something about the You may as.well stay hom exotic native dishes, but we weren't quite sure what, - , “We hate to disturb you at this time of night, sir, but you know the terrible troubles we do be having - in this country, sure it's 4 terror, but they say there’s a bomb in the hotel and you have three minutes to get out.” At the Euro Hotel in Belfast, blown up a couple of dozen times, courtesy was always a watchward on the switch- board. \ ‘*Unexpioded Bombs ... No Smoking... No Fires”’, The sign marking Hell’s Point, an old Second World War ammunition dump on Guadalcanal, warns that you enter af your own risk. 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