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boys about

gnant, we figure it’s

The notion that since girls
get pregnant, boys need ‘hot be
counseled about thelr’ sexual
behavior fs stupid and chavi-
nisiic, but many parents think
that way. — even those who
have da

Boys should be told about
thelr bodies, what changes to

expect and what these changes
mean. They also need to know.
that feelings of sexual arousal —

are normal and natural and
that -09 per cent of all males
masturbate. | et
Teenage males who have
been tau
hood te‘ Fi t girls will not
’ risk ihe health and future of
the girls they take out for a lit-
_ Ue fun. And they should know
that if they make a girl preg-
nant they should accept
cent of the responaibil

Shoe salesman complains

’. You've printed complaints
from telephone’ operators,

secretaries, office-cleaning —
farmers, used >

-- personnel,
salesmen and
How about me? Iam & shoe
salesman.

; can be tlresome,
; opening, c able to sit down

‘in. comfortable chairs and |
pleasant and rest -
or awhile. If this is what they
want r no
8 Hid oe ay oe ;

ed and on every
- paft of shoes in t? ,

Pram time fs the worst. At
least half of the evening shoes‘

we sel] to teenage girls are re

turned because “they don’t.
fit.” These shoes have been
danced in for several hours
and gannot he sewold 80 ‘ivi
ve them charity. e
get their money back.
After the white season is
reeuraa, Phey “want, be teens
: e
the whites ta for black or
brown, If we halk, they threat:
en to co
fice. The e office does not
want complaints, 9 we are
stuck. © oot

. +, A tom't Inow where {hat sey-

“The. custom
fea ‘butof 18. whe coke inte
*. JOUR OF: J. \ .
RAR 2s eat
noth Rom The Best .
 -Tapoke with several Chicago.
et the same i of lemons,
-Dut (your percentages exceed.
theirs by at least twice. .
‘TThanks for unloading..1 hupe
you will feel better when you
_ gee this letter In priat. ;

NiceGonke, \
_PIRD BRAN!

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1 ygnt

column about the lines guys

needs to see that ‘column. I
wish I had saved it, Please run
it again, — Molly In New
- Brunswick ,

of my asking teenage girls to
‘ell me the lines that were used

' 18,000 responses. Here it is —
thanks for asking: . .
O What are you afraid of?
. - Don't be a baby. It's part of
_. growing up. “
If you really Joved me,-you
f people
express their true feelings. It's
been going on since the world
eR aN. ot
Oeits very palnful for a
to be in-this condition and not
get relief. You got me all heat-
'. ed up. af you're any kind of
. ‘woman you'll take care of me,
> CH will be good for your
‘-eomplexion. You should

* seen mine before J did It, Hone:

eat, it's, better than any medi
elne, '- Lowe

‘OO You're the most exciting

. 0) Life is so uncertain, Who
- knowa whether you will be
alive tomorrow? It would be
awful if you dled In an accl-
dent without experiencing the

a le ) .

mnt

aH
ects reatest thrill o
we You're awfully uptight, Sex
c oo Is a great tenslon-breaker, If —
Fe will make you feel relaxed.
aed | dy and we amend ey some
re .. day and we shou ow

ae are sexually compatible, '~ -
CQ) I've heard rumors you're

. lezale, If you aren't, prove It..
OT promise we wan't go all
the way unless you want to. I'll
stop whenever you say. .
i] Vou have nothing to worry
about. I'm sterile, -

vt
i

as I do, but you're afraid of
your reputation. I swear I will

our secret. oy
C) Hisn't sex.I'm after, 'm

really in love with you. If you. .~
poo a pet pregnant, Pil marry you, : ° >
co ou have the. body of a: .-

woman. Mother Nature meant
’ for you to have sex. You're
ready for it. | :

. . L also received sorte letters”

. from doys, Here are the lines

pe pizis used:

ot “ been. seeing ‘ percha
rist. He séya.]’m too

He has adv: ned

guys I know, you're the one I

Ta Want to

-". only child and we cannot have’
- another. Our darling little gir!
’. Was attacked and killed by the”. =

_. many others, paid no-attention
‘, “fo it’ The dog had ‘to be. de: .
. _ “stroyed and,“of course, s0°is :

. maibility. I hope :
your daughters. know the -
Beore,” : oat .

ters as well ss sons. *

t from early child- .

per -

’ about if, but she doesn't want
~ ta hear any critleism of Dick. - .

lain to the heme ote -

erie alwaye -
because

oestore sales le and they ..
ce tne sane bed 3
“A while back you wrois a

[have a younger sister who

c ,
That column was the resuit.-

on them: I received more than ~

aye —

chick I've ever met-in my =.” ~
~~ whole life. ] have never wanted.
. | anybody the way [ want you, *

(J 1 know you want it as much -

never tell anybody. It willbe...

bited.”
me to have sex. |
O 1 have terrible monthly.
crampa. The doctor said sex.”
would be helpful. Of all the:

ot . :

Medical problem.

Dear. Ann Landers; Two

weeks ago we buried vur four-
year-old daughter. She was our

_ neighbor's dog. — -
There is a leash law inour:
town, but our ‘nelghbors, , Ike ~

our ‘long-time friendship with ~ ©

- ‘the neighbors.

‘The insurance company will |
not pay their claim because -

: they failed to honor the leash |

law. That. dog: never: should:
have been off their property.
They wilt have to handle the -
lawsuit on thelr own, which
means they will lose their
home. Meanwhile, they are __
furious with us, but thelr.
. daughter is alive and uurs Is
dead. We would consider the: -
. lous of our home trivial com- 4
pared with. the loss of our pre-
clous girl; but naturally they ..
don’t see It that way. "oS
Please, Ann, tell people whe’
own: dogs -to obey the leash
‘laws before a neighbor loses-a
child and they Jose their home, ‘..
~~ Karen's Mother In Middle- 7

pear Friends: My heart
a ° and for yo
too: but nof because

neighbo
Se gmraeee
= destined ¢> carry the guilt of .

Karen's death as long as they:
ve. ;

’ . Thank for our
story, I urge everyone Wi 7 has

a dog to. ask theniselves,
cou this Possibly happen to.

Hobby spells trouble
Dear Ann Landers: My _— .
. brother-in-law is doing some- ° |
thing in his spare time that is. -
sure to get im into serious -
‘trouble. My husband ‘and -I

help me with this “4 .-

. new. ho!

tow aor

fiveshin anew
Dear «ann Landers: An
~ elderl

b -$2

- lave
her be

woman friend sent: me
gift certificate for
‘+ “Christmas."] thought it was'a
gesture.and sald so. For
rthday last week I de-

‘cided to do the same for her. ©
Shedreturned my $25 gift cer-..

te

Things are awtully
now but maybe they
Pts

. OU 5a!
. Pnsteady »

2 tifleate, saying !
” her: gift, (0 ne and si a
upset, ie right? <=

certain In

ema
6. We
er for six

had negated

Sand yiriend is.
my boy:
months. I

th-

ie that if
relation-

If com-
y? —

Teenagers can be in love.

’ ...¥ou sound aa if you have a
wonderful relationship. I hope
_itstays that way.- -

You‘say things are “awfully

| be ff you
. piety”

good now but mayhe they
could: be: better.”
aware that: they could also be
‘worse — and probably would
- gave yourself com-

lease be

~. High school-sex can ‘be haz-

have trled to talk to his-wife. 0 <>

As for him, he thinks It’s abig-. | -
joke. . ee

The guy. mekes counterfelt
money as a hobby. He uses it
how and then Just to see {f he Sas

+ Can get away with ‘it. He.
- clalms.no one

a8 ever called
-him on It, and that he always
tells them when they hand
over the change.-He then takes ©:
back the funny money and

' "pays with the real stuff; 9°

Even though Dick has-a
good job. the economy is get:
Ung rough for syerybody. 1 am.
scared. to death one of these
days he's going to watk out of a
‘stere without paying Jn legitl-

. mate bills,

’ Please ‘print this letter and
iry to-talk some sense intothe

.,. Ruy's head. — Petrified in

tae
Pr yit.

; Dear .Pet:.The Rie

ene, uoney,” whl -
identified as bogus, may be
uf as @ commer

mayulaci

clal venture, but citizens are

_ forbidden from
counterfeit: bills, -

stricel
prod

‘platter, tin,
And it's goor

. @ smal! treat In or on It
with a note of thanks.

> ardous.

~- emotionally and ‘p
know it's difficult
but’ my: advice
_ begladyoudid.

your ‘health, both

leally. I
Ty nod ott
is walt. You'll

-. “Always return: the plate,
ot or whatever.
mi

anners to have
. along

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