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another’ ve no pa-
thy.for.a:16-year-old git who.
parks, with her boyfriend and

: and can have more
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-, mad ay of-the funeral. So

people were there that

Us to your
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Doi you ‘knoe ebout the
~ Ipternational ore
ple ike you? It
ier ny by 4 couple who

once were where you are now.

Write to the Com jonate
Friends, Inc.,-P.0. Box 1347,
Oak Brook, iN. 60521. (Please
enclose a stamped, self-ad-
dressed envelope.) .

My husband and I drove‘all
the say from ; le to
hear you speak at Vincennes
University, It was a wonderful
experience and the only’ the
‘we ever SAW 8 5) er receive
a standing ovation both before
andafteraspeech.

Now that we have seen you,
we feel as if we know fon per-
sonalty, Will you do a favor for
a ‘couple of friends? Please.
rerun the column I am -enchos-

« It was one of the most
ayable ive seen altine all the

Nov.
Admirers

| Besa day wand be |

. With, pleasure! Thanks for.
7 faving mu me the day off. Here's ~

hel

‘gould lay on you right now, but

.telead of handing you a skull- —

crecker, I am golng to write a
different kind of letter and ask

ou-to run it. on. American ,

anke iving. : .
you for having the
_ourage ‘e to provide a forum for
every kind of human problem
in na hey we can under-,

have learned so much

from. you about incest, aleoho-
on homosexuality; -drug
a high blood pressure, -

early cancer detection, depres-  “

sion, kinky sex, how to handle
~ pushy neighbors, nosy rela-
_ tives, book-borrowers, [ree-
loading relatives and. drunk
house guests. You even gave
me the neiVé to. tell folks to
MYOB when they got too Per- .
_ sonal. :

enough to take a. stand on

issues that-most people would-:*

n't touch with a 40-foot pole.

Thank you for travelling

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your pola ii

anizatinn .

+ “[-have a dozen problems I .

Thank you for being brave i 7

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too hard on, mysell;. 4 atop
being a. perfectionist. an

_ migral nes disappeared...
ree” do. a.

You have helped

better job of dealing with my

~-ehusband,- my" 109 pela :

“my: neighbora,: ‘triends ‘and -—
most of all — myself. f
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“now: the next letter is exactly --

~ what I needed before my head
ac for’ the ‘halo:: aes
r woes

om Miami.:
Retire; Ann.

You make ime: sick. Such
t Such conceit! it! Such, aro: -

‘the wo! ;
ye thanks for the humbler, I
needed that!
Dear. Readers: Last week f
~ promised to. print the 1981]

Td like to
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written by me. In fact, .

1 don't care much for them.
_ The first

appeared in 1967, It was com: «.-

__, posed three teenagers, 1
ve onbiisnea several upilat-
ed tests by teens from east to
west, This one is from two
New Trier High School str
dents who live in'a Chicago
suburb. It is called the Know
LE Questia:

; ore the number indicated ;
- . for each “Yes” answer.

one out with a‘
opposite SK? |

2%. Ever been kissed

_ 3. Ever been French-kissed? .

jd. Ever
member of

4, Ever been kissed while in ~

_a reclining position? | ,
Ever gotten or alyen a

hickey?
er been klssed adainet
your will? -

% Ever parked for. ‘more
_than anhour? - -

& Ever. taken: off. mast of
your clothes while parking?
. 9, Ever sald, “I love you’

10. Ever said."T love vou" to
mere than one person: in the

' same week?

ll, Ever gone totally.
steady?
tej Ever cheat on your

tas ever pick u a ror gO.
with a guy you di Ee
er made a. member af:
the e opposite sex cry
you mbes Ferular
al arettes?
6, Do you ‘smoke pot?

17, Do’ you drink alcohol or a

- beer now and then? .

; to get off.a

18..Do: you ‘drink alcohol or
beer. evary:-day?

drink?
22, Have you ever. taken pills
to get high? .

#3, Have you ever taken pills
righ or go ta Bleep? |

24. Have you ever. had sex

_ without using a contraceptive?

19, Have ou ever p assed guy
- from drinking?.’ passed, ve
26, aye you ever, tried ‘

Angel Du
Have you ever slipped .
Angel Dust_ into. _Someone’s i

'. protection

‘es. “Wave y :

~ Paine pre ever _worri
egnan

28° After the scare aNd. you:

go ack ta having aeK without:

lon? ..: ay
87, Have’ ou our git) ever
“nad an abor you yo :
28, Have you. Litt gird bed:
: ming, than‘one a

ee wand ome 80 tnky to:

. Under 10— Axerd.?.
li to 15 —- Pure ss ‘Ivory.
ae maybe afrultcake.. if
. O — Passionate ‘hu

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t 104 — Already thers.

: over 104 — ne
“Feas and condemped.

art Atha i

has it o the e famaly
“ideal. and the ine olden len wed edd 4
“a -

mnie
- tend mat reunton (my"
45th) and was ns horritied*to dix

cover that almost 50 per cent: .

of my classmates had: new

wives. At least. a dozen campus

pala had two sets of children, a
’. generation apart.

Pleture our distress upon
being invited to 4 dinner party
In‘honor of a classmate, hastoc
..by hfs daughter whom J called

to ask directions. A voice that

sounded about. 13 yeara-old
«ieee ae
Ow an: abou
roads. I asked if there was
someone else in the house I

Tight ak to, The little vaice -

' piped: up, “Yes, my aunt is
here.” sald, “Wonderful, will
you please put your aunt on?

erhaps she can help me." The-

is-year-old replied, “I don't
" a“ “= she's only “4 years: ;
Od:

Is thie. a‘crazy world? r ‘ask

youl — -Distihusion Jn New

: The world is all
rig in

‘Dear Ann Landers: Now and
then you let peo
our column, F
air my pet. gripe. .
Some men who dre partially
bald part what hair they have

:) left way over on one aide or In

the back, drape.it over the top

and spray It. until It is hard. a

concrete, The pathetic remain-

ing hairs must be grown long |
, 80 they will reach the other a
. side of the head. ™

«Please tell these m
Look- ridiculous I ba

bothers them, they should in
wear’.
: 2 &hat. (cow oy Is in, you ow)

\vest'In a good halrpi

or: go In for a transplant, Or
better yet, tell tenn § at pind
especially it's ten takes aoed
. especial 4 man takes
- care of the rest of his. :

‘Thanks for letting me sound:

off. I feel better already. —
T.LM. In La.

‘Dear T.LM.: You must be a a
~ Jong-distance mind-reader. sy -
_ Thanks f for writing. -

HEATHCLIFF.

, TE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR POPS’ HEATHCLIFF... °
NOTORIOUS MASTER OF DISGUISE /*-

“thousands of miles totalk to all... 1.

- kinds of groups and appear on.

TV shows. it must take alotof. ~... Mer

v7) energy. but it is certainly’ ©
- worth it.
ou are sincere

and committed to your work

No-one who sees you" : my
~ gan doubt that

cand that you really ‘do care. . a

about the. people who - write.

, Thank you for pour te terrific
sense of humor. Some days I
‘walk around with a smile on
my Jace-;for hours because -of .

something you said. Certain

lines from your cotumns have
” become part of the language. 1
hear you quoted in supermar-
and. even from
Se pulpit. (Qur pastor is a
tea jar reader.) ,

. Thank you ibe the comfort .

you have given ‘to millions of
people who think they are the
only ones who have such crazy
: problems, You have. made ‘so
; Many frightened, -jrisecure
folks fee! normal and Jess

.. alone. You made me see | was

“Mr. White is here for his. |...
annual checkup, doctor."

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