| island scene | By V. VICTOR VICTORIA VERBIAGE: It could be the weather, or possibly the after effects of the festive sea- son, certainly it isn’t common sense, but the Socred Cabinet Ministers have been making very odd statements, From Flying Phil it is ex- pected for he is a past master at innocuous innuendo, but when’ the Labor Minister says Labor and Management should get to- : ‘ to deflect snow. Civil Defence, gether to iron out the problems of automation he is only aping what the B.C, Federation of Labor has been saying for years, People must wonder what the function of the Labor Minister really is if he can’t call the two factions together. Then of course there is the classic statement of the Minister of Health at the recent opening of Ladysmith’s new hospital wing. When asked whether BCHIS would take over ambulance service in the Province, the Minster said: “Do not even consider a hos- pital based service, Maintain your autonomy, Avoid coming under a senior government dic- tatorship. Take advantage of all grants possible, but keep charge of the operation (ambulances) | itself.” Thea there is the classic of the’decade from HIMSELF him- self. When asked to comment on the federal government’s Speech from the Throne he said no poli- tician put much stock in those Speeches, It was when the budget came down that agovernment re- vealed what would be done, Which brings about the query, “why then, - the Speech from the Throne?” Another Socred MLA from Vancouver Centre, while at a Nanaimo service club luncheon, told the members of the clubthat * our system encourages the spread of dope traffic. Very en- lightening, and on the same sub- ject Bonner says he doesn’t be- lieve anything illegal should be made legal, And now it is left to the reader to figure it all out, Certainly they cover many subjects and say very little, * * * CIVIL DEFENCE DILEMMA: The unit in Nanaimo can boast of a portable hospital which could be used in case of nucelar at- tack and if the Nanaimo Regional Hospital was knocked out by a blast. The co-ordinator has a prob- lem, he can’t decide who would staff the joint if and when it had to be used, That is a worry now but it really wouldn’t be on that - @@eeeceevevsseosecoseseeesees Workers OOO CCCeCeee Benevolent ae Of Canada Fraternal Society Caters to all your needs in the Life Insurance field { DLE ES be dul tad lah eal lelidad ie! deed . LIFE INSURANCE : ENDOWMENTS : PENSION PLANS =? 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