QUIPS and QUIRKS By JOHN WEIR 1 exper President Spiro Agnew has announced that according to light opinion (his own) he is fit to fill the President’s seat. In the a of recent U.S. history “Tricky Dick” Nixon would be well Sed to double his bodyguard. Rane. editorially on’ a speech in Toronto by Canadian multi- ‘i Geuaire E. P. Taylor, chairman of the Argus Corp., in which Offered advice on tax matters drawn from his wealth of ex- mente and his experience of wealth.” The Globe’s comment: | _ 10 deliver the lecture, of course, he emerged from the tax haven d * x x Even the big business Globe & Mail could not refrain from com- in ” the Bahamas to which he had retreated some years ago. * * * firmer prime minister Lester B. Pearson says he “would hate Meni; any country deprived of aid because.of the kind of govern- it has.” So long as it’s anti-communist, naturally . - - i * x x < Nator Edgar Fournier has come up with a truly unique reason ‘: nS free university tuition in Canada. “A lot of university boys i Bre down because their parents have to pay for them,” he ition Cates. “It is a deterrent. I can imagine that if university tu- Tey wes free these students would jump in the boat and become ij, Volutionaries.” i! Burne?” ’em poor, ignorant and docile!” is the senator's motto. “US'is the 20th century, senator, not the 17th. t i Bees * x * % ’ it disp Sch members of the Upper (class) Chamber as Fournier that | for q ve the popular notion that the Canadian Senate is a morgue fad politicians. Their voice comes from the past and they ff | mit the stench of dissolution, but they simply refuse to lie down. fu * * * ! : . . J i Re asked “Phoney” Fink, a piecard artist of our acquaintance, ang ,.idn’t think that the whole comedy put on by big business “infiat, vernments about “volutionary restraints” in the “fight against Dublig was designed solely to confuse the workers and general “| condi: » Make out that “labor won’t co-operate,” so as to create | itlons that would compel us to accept mass unemployment i a Wage cuts, and let them engage in union busting. — It aga yy proney readily agreed. “But I’m going to fool them.” . Ow?” we asked. He winked slyly and said: putin Oi aoc ry Y; by co-operating with them, of course!” et * x * i so © are told that large-scale unemployment and frozen—in fact H if there Wages are necessary in order to bring prices down. But and prick ALY exists such a relationship between people’s income tead ces, would it not be reasonable to freeze or reduce prices. » and raise the incomes? * * * Y progitagements always tell us that they’re going broke when ap- | Now t, €d about increasing wages. Government and bosses both are Y tert nS to tell us that they are doing “their share” in the “aus- i hile ppobram, contenting themselves with “modest” profits, etc., my © Fhe greedy workers aren’t doing their share. dt Cont'd from pg. 4 Wh ich of ¢ the great labor movement The overriding power of the monopolies must be controlled. Canada needs a policy of na- he a » ee ji rupee becomes organized to Te Or a policy of Cana- 4 x fPendence. tional economic development to | S We h eRdaascrorcs ave t out of the trouble caused by - I COngj ave get ou cau: ‘ wrsider that eid eslors Le U.S. monopoly domination, a gst, 8 to state that only the policy that would expand our 4 ae lishment of a “social demo- home and foreign markets, and i our manufacturing industries, to Sible , State will make it pos- | i i as fast as ve dence” win back our indepen- crease employment as the population grows. This is the indispensable basis for main- ate and : taining and increasing the stan- ee work out a policy gard of living. Pendenge une Canadian _inde- | entra It will be one of the Y Pol u tasks of the anti-mono- ee matt ited front. It cannot be t Whilst ter of propagandizing, 3 cae € wait the election of Page 9