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"| More med blues oe

. ai tified with tat reader
.. Who: ner aeetig can ae

on i son wanted to be a doc: -
tar fo or as long as I can remem-_

r, Cliff is'a sensitive, ;
person.: He started: to talk.

_ Shoat being a-doctor. when he —

' -was-10 years-old. The boy has
worked every summer since

’.he was 15 and attended sum-

mer school in preparation, for

_ Ms chosen career.

oy ue is d registered emer en- ar
cy technician

ey tec and has worked.
emergency room. of .a
tal for two years.

es hospi
is: wonderful: with. chil-'

- dren and very patient with the

elderly, He has helped :save —

Hives ‘with his CPR trainin,
and‘has seen both birth an
death.

CHE. is now ‘trying to get.

' {nto medical school and as
’ with the other mother who .
Wrote, my son is revel ying kt: |

ter letter — all rejec-
tone Did you know that with

‘every application one must. —

gend a fee from $25 to $307

Fhis is to find out if you are -

good en ; .
The stinks, Ann, and

I worry about the quality of

doctors who will .be

care of our: Srandchildren,

Sign-me ~

‘Recently 1 ity resporises ,

from physicians and ‘deans of

medical schoals who sajd:they < ~
realize the criteria for admit- .
ting medical: students need.
revising. They promised to do’
something about it.:Be patient |: -

and have’ faith. I- believe ‘it’s
going to happen —and soon.

- Whe I ‘lsten to the women
_ talk in the beanty shop, I. think
“I must be undersexed or terri-

bly cheated, I-have heen. |
married 15 years. My husband

and I are'in our middle 40s

. and our sex life is very quiet.
, compared with the’ worren | r

‘hear,

“Are there: “any ee on
this- subject? . + 1 Need To
Know. as

‘In the Book of Avera ages by by
‘Barry Tarshis, tinder Se
How Often? I-found this:

"E1-Couples from ‘16fyears of. -

age to. 24 «-. 12 times a month.

‘Couples: 25 to 34 — 8 to lt
_ times 4 month. .

im Couples 3 35-to a — -§ times

‘a mont:

oO Couples: 45 to pal —4 times :

‘a mont

"OR ‘Couples 56 Lo 64. — 2 times

“a mont en
‘o Couples 65. and ‘older —
‘once a eras

" If Yoware igupas gray :

be concerned. Your sexual pat- .
tern may be just right ‘for yous
and. your husband: - .

Tiny traumas

The. letter about the New .
Jersey baby parade. sparked a.

tin my experience as
al mi ter. -

‘Tan ‘troubled when people .

- insist-that a: tiny tet be'a

Hlower gi! oF a. ora rin -béarer in a

Is some-
_ times forees a Picea child to
perform’ for ‘the gratification

* of adults in a way that may be

very difficutt for-him or her.
Ihave seen children fright-

ened to the point of hysteria

_ When forced to walk down the

: aisle. It-adds ‘nothing but

stress and confusion to a wed-

ding which otherwise would be

sacred and meaningful, Aud

_perchologia tra na it of

psychological trauma it may
cause the child? - -

“This brings to mind another
problem: Parents who fall to
remove a child who cries or
. faa loudly and excessively

uring a church service, Some
“as belleve they are train-

their little ones to be re .

spectful of the worship serv-
ice. ioe. tually, they are much

too young to know what it is
all about. Meanwhile, the mes-
sage-of the sermon is lost on
- people who can’t hear, The
'-ilnister becomes. frustrated

or hoarse (or both) shouting -

over the noise.
vo One you will pring this let-
Anh, Clergymen of every
falih wor would be grateful to you.
- — Perplexed In The Pulpit
-You would not believe: the

‘names 1 have been called for -—
taking a stand against flower.

girls and ring-bearers. Thank
you for your. supportive com-
ments.

Your second complaint. is oe
one I know a good deal about, . __ |-

since 1 do some lecturing my-
self. Here's how I dea! with
erying babies or very youn

children who talk out loud: ©

- when [-am on the platform: I
use for a very long moment..

hen I-give the parent two _

minutes to silence or remove

the child. H the noise doesn’t.
stop, I say, “Will You please .

take the little one ont? It is un-

fair to the audience to allow -'

this disturbance to continue.
‘Thank you very mich. mes

Jam a male in m male 305
and have been re ing your
column for many years.
cent letter about a teenage sul.
elde struck close to home,
also was considered the “
fect” som. I was good-loo! fe,
an excellent student, popular,
* did- well in sparts and was an
outstanding musician, Every-.
one thought I must be the
“hap fest kid In the world. 1

eally had It made.

rea ctually, I was a different

Teoh, body Anew of my.
ears and Insecurities and the -
: unhapp days 3 and prlshts 1

iba smile
and. a lively | aha bs umor.
More than once [ considered
suicide, but I couldm’t bring.
myself to do it.

. Your statement was so wise

don't

altd insightful: “Sometimes the
-more cheerful a4 n a
pears, the more rable he
Facades can be so well-con-
‘structed it 1s int rssible to tell
what Is behind

.. I decided. at nee 22 ‘te to el.
e,

counseling, It saved

therapist hel ihe vers.
ize my Teal ped the about...

If and ‘these close to me,

“Tt was terrific to express ‘anxi- ©
 etles and hostilitles. that had” ,
‘. been, deeply buried for’ ce

Mite ata column you wrote :
rain ‘o hecause T saw

; e-me decide to. _

get get professional help. Please. -~
again. It. may do. the’

sane for someone else. -+ J,
My Name Is Legion: .

Here it is. The author- is
Edwin Arlington . Robinson

- + (1869-1935). _
Whenever Richa rd: Cory .
“ went downtown,
We people on the pavement’
_ lodked at‘him.
" He was a gentlemen from =
sole to crown, -
Clean favored and imperial

ly slim.

And he was always quietiy
. arrayed, 7
And. he was: always’ human:

‘when he talked;
But. still) He fluttered pulses
whenhesaid,
-.."'Good morning," and he
littered when he walked. - _
And he was rich — yes, rich:

 erthana king —~
And admirably schooled in.

every grace,
In fine, we thought that. he

os was everything ;
~. To make us wish . that we

were.in his place, - -

on we worked, and |

So-
waited for the li

And: went.wi put the meat,

and cursed ‘the bread.

sulnine Richard Cory. one calm

er night, .

‘ent home and ‘put a bullet —

through his head.
- Jerk is sick

This is for Long-Time ~~

Prowler who was so proud of

because he was able to --

an 1 in a singles bar

and o er home any hight

uf the week.
The stupid erk doesn't real-
ize somethin nae is ferelbly

wrong with him, He is incapa-.

ble of developing an honest

relationship. His opinion of.
is so poor he can’t let. ~

anybody get close. Tell: him,
will you? — A Lady Who Has
Seen Those Types A Lot .

You did. And you're right
on, Lady. a

Dear ‘Ann Landers: I have’

something to say to Mr. 2, in
Oregon: and ali the copouts

_ elsewhere. © :
. To. assume your wife's lack
‘of sexual. interest is her fault’

and to-lay it on-her religl
ate is the pits.

oula little soul -searchingae. Uyeda:
iSpbisTole: thatmownhayacist)

become fat and sloppy? Do you

always. look (and smell) fresh
-when you come at her with
that gleam in your eye? Do

you drink teo much:— which
slows s things up. Considerably

«hi Mara, Elda. Fetrvar 10; ie i

and demands thé patience of a

a ee never ne

' - few people for next’ ‘year. Bo

- oar don't give an

and a complete physical every -

~ suggest a book I might Tead to

_ ston.

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ate eae nen REN GRA A SAI nd A a an al a ae

oo

vgalnt to “slay. with it"? Have.
you ‘drifted go far..a art emo |
jonally and‘ intellectually that,
you no longer have anything in’
common?
If you want to. be joved, you
must be lovable. Good sex is
lhe reault of. a good IIfe togeth-' +
er, not’ something that fat
he ns in bed. Its time.a
‘on males got the Message

“for an excellent

here goes. . a eo
Dear So-Called: Gitt-Givers:
it you really can't afford. ta”
buy 22 a gift, or if you.are-too -.-
t t part with’ the money,
wl y don't t you just-skip it? [0
_ am tired of receiving wwant- |
' edewedding presents.(wrap
In paper and ribbon that
been used before), aorable- .
homemade crocheted. doilies,. -
off-brand cosmetics, stale. .
sandy and fruitcake, hard asa ‘|
-brick.— last year's, maybe. <"": 7
If Ishave stepped on a ‘few: :
* hundred toes, I'm glad. Maybe
_ somebddy will wake-up to "the
realization that the recipients’
are on to them. Pleasé, cheap-.
skates, buy something decent

in at all. — oS
Hackes pin:

; belare you are a: blood

adore it, But should ~~“
be honestly labelled. No at-
tempt should be made'to pass -
them offasbrandnew, ©. i:

Dear Ann Landers:. Pm 26 :
years old, have four: children... .
and 6 good husband. The prob | 7
lem? I have’ caucer-phobia, if on
- there is.such 4 word. - wee

My mother. and two of her Q
: sisters died of cancer before
they were 60. My own sister -

has had a. mastectomy,- and — qo
yesterday they discovered she. . fee

agcancer of the lung. °
‘Lam In excellent health, get ,

-’ Pap smears every six mon

ear. [do not smoke. Yet [live .
nm mortal fear that I will get...
“cancer and -have frequent ~
nightmares about it.

f I were more knowledge--
- able about the subject I would
be less frightened. Can you -

learn more and A calm my
fears? veut,

Butte: A book that will

Wy Mer iy

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