of the land By JOHN WEIR Lay aaa FURORE about the unhappy Polish woman in Toronto, who te paused suicide after four years in Canada because she was to . on Peed for working while here as a visitor, has cast a light a d i Ways of the Immigration Department. But those who want- ” edly make a political case out of it in the sense that she suppos- q land Chose freedom” in Canada rather than socialism in her home- tien, peak gingerly. After all, when a woman doesn’t want to re- ‘ return. her husband, that’s one thing; when she doesn’t want to Suicid to her two little children, it’s another; when she commits na It’s quite clearly a case that should have gone to the é ee Neighbor Joe Plugg says, “If she had been a political refugee matt Socialism, she’d have had no trouble staying in Canada no €t what she did here!” And he’s probably right. * * * ] ee NEXT ITEM has been published in other papers but it de- a} CS the calibre of men leading the fight for the Pentagon’s it pe in Indochina so deliciously that we simply must reproduce Retired Lt. Col. Anthony Herbert, a Vietnam combat officer bs vate a controversy with war crime charges, says one of his en anding officers in Vietnam had a pet duck and insisted his Salute it. Herbert finally wrung its neck and ate it. e. cunt who was relieved of his combat commander duties be- Said M ‘What he calls his persistent attempts to report war crimes, and o, 2 Gen. John Barnes also provided a garden for the duck Bave it soldiers’ “dog tags” to wear. I P : : Sit an interview in July’s Playboy magazine, Herbert said the plane te walked around Barnes’ imported flower bed. He had a ten Meee gers up from Saigon and he planted them in this bar- Hi , ¥ abo weer Who retired last March after 24 years in the service, tiny ate “You may find this too much to believe, but Gen. Barnes ‘Was Y insisted that we salute that duck. Of course, I refused. It a ® symbol of all the silly crap in Vietnam . . .” Up peat Said he took his feelings out on the duck. “Just crept Neck Im one night in true ranger fashion and wrung his goddamn Sandwiches the sergeant major and I sat down and made four duck He ale. Out of it and ate them.” ihe: behing 8° Said helicopters were used to deliver pizza pies to troops *% Vacuate € lines. In one instance he was unable to get a chopper to «Shoppep» Wounded meen so he ordered several pizzas. A “pizza Came immediately and he ordered it to take the men out. “diz