INSIDE | COMMUNITY » EVENTS B2 SO WHATFO CHARLYNN TOEWS My brilliant telemarketing career NE TIME I had this tclemarketing job where ] had a computerized list of contacts, I was phoning university in- structors to iry to get them to take free samples of books in the hopes they’d order them and make zillions of students buy them for ali their courses. It was very cold and damp and empty in the building where I worked. This was in Halifax, in early raw spring. Sometimes the office cat, Sarah, would keep me warm. (One altercation between my boss and me involves him grabbing the cat off my lap and practically throwing the poor old dear down the stairs. Picture an evil man if you like.) So anyway, I would get bored. I was supposed to make 50 calls a day, which I thought was un- realistic, Plus I was supposed to wear a headset phone. Plus the boss could monilor our calls from the computer in his office, then march down the hall, storm into an innocent employ- ec’s cubicle, and start throwing cats around. In between those moments of sheer terror, of course, there were hours and hours and months of dull boredom. In order to amuse and empower myself, I started only calling people with funny names. Professor Zcisizch, Ms. . Bnamboem, and Dr. Ti would get called, as would instructor O, OJfo and Mr. 2. Xyansk, but no Joneses or Smiths. And I called Terrace a lot when I felt lonely for this place. I’d call up Northwest Community College, and talk to pretly well whoever ans- wered the phone. I had only lived in Terrace briefly though, so I didn’t really know anyone. Sometimes I pretended that telling them I used to live in Terrace and asking about the weather was good salesmanship, that my numbers would £0 up, up, up. Ha. ‘The other telemarketing job I had lasted two ‘hours. I donated my wages, which totaled $12, to the Canadian Liver Foundation, for whom I had been soliciting support in the form of cash donations via the telephone. Actually, it was slightly less than two hours, because I was late even though it wasn’t my fault. I got trapped on a roof. See, in downtown Halifax, they have all these “pedways.”” In Winnipeg we called them “skywalks,”? These are overhead pedestrian walkways enclosed with glass, and they are warm and bright and dry. They connect build- ings — usually second floor to second floor, or sometimes third floor to (oops) roof. The moming in question, I had charged through one pedway, through a mall, across a parkade, and was heading towards the enclosed pedway connected directly to the building where the Canadian Liver Foundation rented of- fices. Checking my watch as I steamed along, ] was calculating I’d arrive exactly two minutes early when I heard the rooftop door behind me close with a decidedly Ginal sounding click. Given the circumstances, would you have turned on your heel and raced back to the door only to confirm your worst fears? Or would you go ever forward, to the outside door of the giass-enclosed pedway, even though it turned out to be locked? Would you then, as I did, look for helpful strangers who would magically ap- pear and who, although also late, would stop to play charades through the glass with you? “Qops, no, sorry, locked on this side too,”’ their shrugs said. I must have looked miserable to them, out there on the other side of the glass. It was rain- ing and windy on that roof, still dark, a Febru- ary moming on the cast coast and me shivering, underdressed for outdoor adventure sequences. I mimed my forgiveness and understanding to the dry warm pedestrians and then tumed back to look at that dull black door. No handle on the outside, of course, I looked across the parkade and saw that these bwo roofs were not con- nected. 1 was not in the parkade, I was on the roof of the building right beside the parkade. Panic set in at this point, although it was mild enough for my brain to remember that this roof had an enclosed stairwell. 1 raced down the ‘stairs, acrass the street, and into the building, ar- riving at five after nine. I was panting and damp and probably ashen-faced or perhaps even crazed-looking. The supervisor glared at me. I endured one hour of training, then one hour of telemarketing (wherein I raised $120), then J lefl. _ The moral of the story, if there needs to be one, is this: Be nice to telemarketers. You never know what they may have been through, HER NAME is synonymous with voluntecring. After five years with the Terrace Volunteer Bureau, executive director Lovina Tyler is resigning next month. When Tyler began her job with the bureau, she worked alone in a small room at the St. Matthews Church build- ing. Five years later the bureau has a staff of four, two pro- grams for seniors as well as the volunteer program and an adult literacy program. Home base has grown too. The bureau is now located downtown on Lakelse and is wheelchair accessible. Finding a need for the ser- vices of volunteers wasn’t hard. But government fund- ‘ing for volunteer agencies isn't growing at the same rate. Now staff are looking for mew sources of money to keep the bureau going. That’s going to be the big- gest challenge for the person who replaces Tyler. The task is doubly hard to do in an economy which has just gone through an ex- tended shutdown of a major employer. “When things get bad you need your non-profits more than ever,’’ says Tyler. For example, she points to women who in the past could afford to stay home with their families. Now they’re looking for jabs. Helping women like that has also become one of the mandates of the volunteer burean. Tyler is very proud of the olunteer fact that 126 volunteers have found paid positions over the past five years, as a result of their volunteer ex- perience with the bureau. And six volunteers inside the bureau’s own office have also found jobs within the last two years. ‘Part of our mandate is to train people without high of- fice skills,’’ says Tyler. She thinks the value of the volunteer bureau is proven in those numbers. ; ‘We've helped to get a lot of people off social as- sistance and Ul. That's worth all the funding we get” However, the real focus of the Volunteer Bureau is to help others. But sometimes it can be hard to get people to admit they need help, says Tyler. Especially seniors. Seniors can be very proud and independent, she says. Tyler tells them that they’ve done their share for the community, now it’s time to let someone else help out. Although Tyler loves her job, and enjoys meeting the generous and warm hearted volunteers, she’s bummed out after five years of work. “Tt’s time for a younger sperson to take this job over,’’ she says. Tyler is looking forward to spending more time with her family, and in her gar- dea, but she won’t be retir- ing altogether. Tnstead she plans ta open her a store out of her -Jack- pine home, selling imported linens, sweaters, and pot- tery. H@ Valuable resource SOME OF THE books at the First Nations Resource Centre at Skeena Jr. Secondary are collector's items, worth over $100. The Resource Centre is for students, but it's open to the public as a reading room on Monday evenings. Hera resource clerk Linda Pitre and librarian Mary Greenwood look through a book. The centre also boasts CD ROMs and videos, and is the largest Tsimshain and North Coast collection in the province. The Terrace Standard, Wednesday, October 15, 1997 - B1 SECTION B CRIS LEYKAUF 638-7283 AFTER FIVE YEARS with the Volunteer Bureau, director Lovina Tyler is leaving to start her own business. Tyler was the first employee of the bureau, and under her guidance volunteer programs have greatly expanded. She's pictured seated here with two other staff members — Freda Schmidt, referral coordinator, and Sonja Slana, coordinator of the seniors programs. 4 Around Town Passing the torch GRADE 12 parents urgently needed. That's the message being sent out by the chair of last year's Dry Grad committee, . Caledonia grade 12 parents are being asked to come to a meeting Oct. 21 at 7:30 p.m. at the school library, Former chair Joset Graham has of- fered to help the Dry Grad '98 committee to get going. She says last spring's dry grad was a success thanks to community support and parent volunteers, That support will be the key again for parents this year. History in the making OCTOBER 1S Women's History Month. Declared five years ago, Women’s History Month honours the contributions of women who have helped build communities and the nation. This year's theme is science and technology. Many think of history as events burled in the dust of the past, but history is constantly being made. For Instance, the first aboriginal woman to graduate from UBC's faculty of medicine was Nadine Caron — she graduated this year. In 1991 Roberta Bondar became Canada's first woman in Space. It wasn't until 1969 that contraceptives could be legally advertised and sold in Canada. Brenda Eng, a nurse on the cancer ward at BC Children's Hospital, founded Vancouver's Canuck Place, North America’s first free-standing hospice for children, She was voted Woman of the Year for this achievement, In 1995. Day centre offers respite ARE YOU a caregiver for an elderly person? Or do you know an alderly person who could benefit from an outing? The Terrace Adult Day Centre offers hot lun- ches, entertainment and crafts three days a week. The day centre Is open from 10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Enter- tainment includes games, the occasional guest speaker, as well as easy exercise. And every now and then someone from the community will drop by with flowers or cookies and muffins. Program manager Betty Stewart says she natices a big differance when elderly clients at- tend regularly. The stimulation of regular outings makes an impact on their health, The cost |s just $4 a day, and Stewart says right now there's plenty of room in the program. That's because some of the former clients have left town, or moved to care homes such as Terraceview, For more information call 635-5135, wR een ee weet ee