ee re “Dear Ana. inder’: ‘a buneh ‘of us kids ‘were discissing : your, ~ eolurnn aboul the teen-age girl. ‘and: her boyfriend’ who were upslairs in her: house, -lying -on the bed together, holding hands andlistening to.records. Her ald man happened 10 walk by. He saw them on the bed and blew. his wig. You said thekids had no business being horizontal on the bed-that they could listen just as well sitting in chairs, and & whole lot of other junk, We'decided you have a very dirty mind, Ann Landers. After all, the’ kids were ON the bed, not IN it, and this-can make a big difference, Plenty can happen on |he floor, ‘too, in case. you don't know. We decided from looking at your picture that you were probably a pretly cule chick 40 years ago, and we. wondered what you were doing when you .. -keep ‘clean,’ I do our laundry ' laundry and. lidy Up. after my" were 16, Would you care to tell us?.-- The Investigators, Dear Galors: Let’s see, what was I doing when I was 167 Well, 1 -wasn'l helping . Eli Whitney invent the cottor-gin but more to the pointh I wasn’t lying ‘on a bed with a guy listening fa records. [ realize many things have changed in the last 40 years and ebecesnenite aaa wanes "gome eof the charges are for ine - ' beltér, Bul one of ihe things that. has not changed”.is human sexualily and the manner in which one set of glands calls to another, D o you know that the normal male reaches. his‘peak .. of sexual'potency at: the age of, 177: ‘The difference ‘between being IN a bed and ON one can bea malter: of seconds. And. that’s all it takes for the. will power to fail and the wow power lo‘take over. ‘So. my advice holds. The best way to stay out of bed is lo, stay off. it. Loe Dear’ ‘Ann Landers:. My. husband and I,are’ newlyweds, . living ‘with his parents. until we ™ ¢an save enough money to stand | on our awn feet and havea place of our own, We go half-and-half with. the in-laws. on the food, heat and light bills. We-have a ' bedroom of aur’ own which I husband and me. The question 1 want to ask is this: Should 1 be expected. ta ‘pick: up after my. mother-in- law? I ask this because she is a. lousy housekeeper and [ am accustomed to living in orderly surroundings. This woman never really cleans house, she just rearranges the dirt. f From Start to finish Colton, © wool, : ‘nylon, polyester. ..all ihese and more are appearing in foday's laundry basket ina wide variety of textures and colours, More manufactureres: are providing hang lags and stitched-in labels with washing instrucions, but - it's still difficult to know what fo ot mix in a laundry load. th rhs select Jaundry products : ing in your laundry : io a orax-based lauridry - additives such as Borateem aré Vérsalile and safe for pre- titigiall types of fabric. If : load of white cotton, per. Hii press and nylon : sheeii-aiid plan lo use chlorine rdon't. Instead, pre- pmling a more suitable - has a borax com-— mired: items should be ed for colour-fastness before Jaundering” for the first time, ‘'Try rubbing a’ pencil eraser on. _ an inside seam. 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This wrinkling’ can be avoided by removing . items form the washer. and ¢ dryer promptly ds soon as: the. cycles aré completed, But it'is - preferable. to launder | per: -. manent ° * press ‘fabrics separately, or with light: weight’ synthetics. a ; turn tou a TURN To US wit CONFIDENCE. "Many fabrics lose (heir body after laundering, because fillers © used in manufacture can wash out during the laundering “process, Starches and fabric finishes. can replace a great deal of the body, if you use hem in accordance with- manufacturer’s instructions. You will probably have ‘ noticed that nylon hosiery also becomes quite limp after the first washing. There is an easy ‘way to correct this. Simply dissolve 4 cup of Borateem in. ‘warm water and. wash the nylons in it. Do not rinse, When properly re-sized in this manner, the nylons will regain all their original elasticity and cling better to the leg This. makes them harder to snag and; gives {hem a Jonger life, cee os ett aera % the-. Noel Barber ‘Marian Palmer jiobm-Balk,: ‘Franky, ner iaaruensins Be on my nerves,. Pll bet many of your younger readers are having the same problem, so please answer this -in the paper for all of. US,— | Breaking Point’ your mother-in-laws ‘house, she’ didn’t move into yours--so ‘J “SUggest you no try to change _her way of living, I. doubt she expecis you fo pick up after her. Her housekeeping habits were © eslablished long before’ you. came along and ‘she is.com- . . ; fortable with them, "an old rule and. give you.some “unsolicited: advice,: ‘Kids who can’t stand on their own: feet should not be getting married. I: don'l know how much more it: would have. cost {o rent'a room with.'strangers, but it. would have been well warth the dif- ference. If your mother-in-law's ‘mannerisms’? :get on ‘your nerves, [ can imagine what YOUR mannerisms do to her, Confidential to Scoreboard In The Sky: I bappen to believe- that people get their hell_right *. here on earth. 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