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- Oakden ‘says ‘that B.C,

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fixed 'to poled—all ‘of which.

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. ‘linemen ‘have been injured
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"-spurs have slipped on cards,
fails, . staples, -and other —
- attachments.

‘Compensation .

Board regulations prohibit:

posters and: other’ foreign

~~ attachments on utility

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help keep our employees
safe on the job,”

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"9511 Eby St.,
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- 635-2434
SUNDAY SERVICES
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mth DAY.

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- After trying for..a: long
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The great-grandson. of
Winston Churchill has been
finect §76 for trying to dodge
@ $6 train fare. 7° 8 ie

Randolph Churchill, ‘1B,
pleaded guiliy and’ ex-:
pressed his regret i in a note

delivered to a London court. -
- this weekt. He did not appear

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~ Winston .
Chirchill, grandson of
England's Prime Minister
during ‘-the. ‘Second * World
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. Randolph: - showed ano
outdated ticket to a British
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says his mother is “just:

‘another 64-year-old, - white-- .
haired woman Whe. needs

Jesus.” ~ .
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mother in such endeavors’

“as: getting ° ‘prayer ‘banned

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Jack Nicklaus uses
pennies instead of dimes to
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-in his swimming pool when

he goes to bed.

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WHAT'S FUNK? Grand Funk. Puli Moon
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37501), |

Grand’ Funk have: always. been the’
neanderthals of rock and roll, from the.
first time they released a record to thenew ~
album, which asks an immortal question

in its title,

Listening to this album, you'd have the ©
right to expect an answer. - Unfortunately,
none of the People involved in making it.
have the slightest idea what funk is, 80

why: ask? . -

‘There's a version of, James Brown's It's
a Man’s World on What's. Funk?. that -
displays the depth of the band's ‘ignorance: :
of the form, Ok, so- what, ald’ we © expect.” aire

from them? a

Well, we didn’t ‘expect’ Ps ‘version of
“Nowhere to Run, the old soul’ BOng, that’s

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* Summer
from Monday to Friday, 40
a.m.12 noon’ ©.1 p.m. - at

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ages 6-12 years are invited :

to come and. have ‘an

enjoyable, time, a

"Until Friday, July 29

The Kitimat Centennial’
Museum . will

ammonities, which lived in
the Kitimat Valley 160

Record Reviews _..

through. -

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display -
‘Monday.

woodb! ock ° techniaue of. -
Japan. His work. is collected |
by major museunié all over
the world, and byt thotsands
cof individuals: who ‘ily their ~
first ‘print’. when’ they
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hours are "Putsday :

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from. 11 a:m.- to 5 pm
Friday from 11 ‘a.m.: to. 8.
p.m, and closed Sunday and

Don sehitfor

~ Hawkes, who i is the keyboard player v ‘with
the The Cars,
memorable album, formed mostly of
instrumental cuts featuring’ Hawkes _
Playitig all the instruments that ‘appear on’
’ ft, but 1¢does have some’ ‘initereating
moments. and it’s listenable all the: way

‘It’s ‘not ‘a “terribly

. Hawkes Is one of the highiesh keyboard.

-. that really makes his band stand'out, or .
did‘ before The Cars got repetstive™ and
redundant. He's evidently talented on his

instruments, and. some. of’ the | clits on

" Niagara Falls are quite: feat, ,especially
Ants in your. Pants, Manias® ‘and ‘Bee

Others may end up background missle t to
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fail, while. others.could eventually be |

_performed-by Andre: ‘Rodcelagte ‘anid - Bt
“ played. in dehtist's ‘offices; * Bas

a And, hey, that’s blag untat to too because

_ thisisa very listenable albiim, much more |
so than many:of. its ‘type and sure, there
are afew interesting culs...On the. whole,
. though, the only people who -would;really
be interésted- in. this are ‘ electronic
“keyboard freaks or hard-core’ Care fans,

all OK, but it's background t musi, after

abt

5 one. b BREAKER.: Morse ‘Code.
Aquarius Records, (AQR 538)... ‘

_ Often when‘ahew band gets a ‘contract:
. and the record is'released, one wonders
_ What the’attraction could have been with

80 lifeless *it.would almost.:take a
necrophiliac to enjoy it. We didn’t expect
the band to have so. completely abandoned

- them‘; ce

- Not’ Bo with Morse Code, a Quebec band
who could give lots of established recard-

the idea of studio technology that guitarist
Mark Farner would leave his guitar right
“out of a song on Which he-plays organ.
'-What happened to overdubbing?
We: didn’t expect a song called El
Salvador to display a total lack af the
“history. or. present circumstance of. the.
‘embattled country and come out in-favor:
-of American military involvement édon't
want no communists knocking on my
southern door) . Perhaps Mark would like
to slap on some khakis and really get in
there. ;
 Wedidn't expect the band to have tossed
out everything “they ever learned about
music and return to the three chords they
started their‘careers with, although. why -
-we would have expected anything else

from theni I have no Idea,
’ This record. is - flat,

5ORS).

Niagara Falls is one of those minor solo
albums froma member. of a big-name rock

GREG HAWKER

“band that really is destined fora quick trip

to the remainder bin.

It'll probably get ignored, and that’s not -
really fair to ‘this ‘ttbum or to Greg.

lifeless and —
- thoroughly boring’ cut after cit, with the
sole. exception of El~ Salvador, which
displays just enough red-neck knee-jerk
ignorance of reality: to make it -
- aggravating, |
A better title than What's Funk would be,
So What?, but then Joe Walsh already used .
. that one, He has a sense of humor, though, —
and Grand Funk doesn't even have that:

“NIAGARA FALLS. - Greg Hawkes.

Passport Records-A & M. Records (PL

NIACGSAA FALLS oe

makers lesaons in how. to. make. ® lively,

engaging and really listenable pop music.

Code Breaker should break the band in
the market they’re irying to hit—late-teen
or early-twenties AM radio listenets bored
with the same old dull, stilted “music”

that’s constantly played on top-30 lists

Man

-around B.C., at least. This band has life,
they bounce along and they’re much more
entertaining than many’ of’ the.-old-line
popsters- who still amke the ‘program ;
directors’ playlists.
| Af more than one station in t a provinee
‘would | list, say, Modern Problems, g litany
of all the things that can go wrong with the
average, 20th century life-set to a terrific
riff, it, would ° “probably” take - off: Or,
a pettaps, Tough. Times’ might be a good
* choice, -or Halt of Mirrors, or Help. The :

_ ’ Of the nine aiings on Code Breaker, five |
“or possibly six have alot of commer r
potential, and ‘there's’ ''a Chance that, &
the grokip is Cariadian, they'll get played.
There's’ also a’
_ reason, they'll get igndred. "Phat happens,
_ Sometimes, and. ‘it’s bad. +
This group is ehiiniscent of lots, of other
summer-hit makers; one whith springs to
mind being’: Starbuck
Moonlight Feels Right from’ about six
years ago”).
that's accessiblé, ‘easy {6 hear without -
: being: excessively. tellow, | and: -nctually
tnakes you want to put it. back on the:
“= \ turntable. il wears well, and deserves a
better break thari some other high-quality,
Quebec groups get.

neé-that; for the:same

‘(remember

Morse Code makes music