INSIDE COMMUNITY EVENTS B2 STEPHANIE WIE The mark of success HEY SAY you can tell if I yours is a successful career or that come with it, As the theory yoes, one’s profession is judged not by salary, but rather in iuach hours, parking spaces, aad the quality of your bali-point pens, This made perfect sense until 1 applicd ibe criteria 19 my own work, I have plenty of good pens. | buy them myself. And no one beyond a bunioned waitress cares a whit if T uke a two-hour lunch. Besides teat, I can park just about anywhere — until the parking bylaw man comes by, that is, Sill, it's hard to use the phrase “successful career’? when it means sitting . at the compuier in a slained bathrobe al 2 am., scarfing down Cheezies and diet Coke. Maybe it’s because 1 work alone. That can make you crazy. Onc writer explained the problem by noting bow easily she might choke on a rice cake, drop dead, and lic stiff beneath ber desk for days be- fore anyone clued in. Of course, that same tisk applics to many goverment workers, but at feast chey get a dental plan. This often feels more like a sickness than a job. Like when | get a dull story that runs through my head. It’s there even - as I roam supermarket aisles, where my lips move as I mentally re-write, and people think I'm whispering to the cauliflower. Co merely a dull job by the perks - A night to celebrate CLOCKWISE trom the lop: Caledonia graduates Chris tine , Laura Yip, tynn Wright and Mariiyn Watte celebrated the end of 12 years of high school last weekend. Graduation ‘Caramonias were on Fi night (ef), followed by a luet and prom on Sat- urday night. inte Wiebe got one fast chance to get in the: good books of her twachers. Whan asked what she IIked best about English 12. she said tha teachar, Don Mackaod. Of ‘coursa, ha was standing sight beside har. Cindy Menz gives her prom dress one last chock In tha mirror before tha dance, She was busy bo- fore duati A stained bathrobe, Char in- sists, Is a writer's uniform —~ “Like @ Girl Guida,” she says — and the Cheezies are merely perks of the business, maybe even tools of the trade. Nor do 1 find muck professional pride in moments speat Qipping dictionary pages to Jearn whether ‘“spitwad” is one word oF two. (Been there, done that) F admit [ have a bad attitude here. My friend Char is a writer, 190, but while | come across. as a bumbling bozo with a keyboard, she, holds a sleek, profeccional image. Take last week, for example, While I wrote ‘the scoond dealt of my grocery list, Char dashed alt a story und faxed it to editor across the country. The result? She hits print; 1 forget mil. Then there's billing. I forget to send in- voices, Not Chur. She nov only remembers, alice unce tacked an cxwa ‘‘aggravation fee’ onto her bill, submiting it ta a magazine eaitor who'd tieked her off He paid i. Char puts an sir of authority into her work. Even ber language is prafessional, What 1 might cell a witine-and-snivel fest, Char terms. an ‘editorial meeting."? She acces wrhing as a business. A stained bathrobe, Char insists, is a wriler’s uniform — "Like a Girl Guide,” che says — and the Cheevies are merely perks of the business, maybe cven tools of the trade, with the supermarket cauliflower? “Why that's aothing inure dian econsutation,' she declares, da it all the time. The only dif. in wieff docsn’C tatk back,” 2. Pens, paring, and long ‘ttle to de with ceremonies, designing the Qrad invitations, programs and tickats, Not surprising- ly, she plans a career in graphic arts, RRACE STANDARD MMUNITY