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est: cere vs.
Orlando :
TLagree wholeheartedly with
‘your analysis. . - .
Live by commitments
Two yearseago I met a
ed man and knew I
wanted lim more that” any-
thing in the world. His mar-
riage was a disaster and if it
weren’t for the children he
. would have left her long. age.
When he finally asked le
for a diveree, she sald, “Okay,
. butit will cost you plenty.”
I would love to have a baby
but I can't take the time ott
. frond work. We live in a Gin
apartment while his ex-wife is.
still doing all the she:
did before — trips,.a maid in
the house, ve clothes,
- Albmony is the biggest rack-

et going on. Please,.Ann, tell “

me why it has become a ‘way
of life for so many women. —
Ym Yelling Foul -

You can yell. all you want, .-
but alimony is the high cost of
leaving. When a woman
marries a divorced man she

_ Marries his responsibilities...

You said you wanted: him-
more than anything in the -
world, Well — you've got him

now, §6°ddn't ‘complain. The err
wi 2 who . burgh sai

law favors those who are legal- .
. ly married; not illicit lovers. — -

~ Can't say yes
- This will be a different kind
: of problem.-It's about a young
woman who can't say “yes.”
My husband's niece |s stay-
ing with us while job-hunting.
She is 23 years oli, a college
Eraduate, darling-looking and
very sweet. The problem is an
var-grating speech habit.
'- When hear her on the phone,
- ft drives me crazy, Here's her
end of the conversation: “Yeh

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* . [.really: love the: girl. and
‘want to help her.
please. — High Point..." .
‘+ -Your niece is probably una:
ware of her slovenly
-habit. Unless someone polnts it
"gut, she'll never correct it.
‘= If she's bright she will ap- :
preciate your interest and’
earn to say yes —-at the |
' appropriate time, 1 trust. .
I ama. 17-year-old ‘college
. ranirette good. My. rads
are pretty: g ut some--
times I am lazy and have trou-
ble getting it together. -
- .-My_ Engl
last Wednesday and I didn’

“have it. The professor (a man

. in his early 40s) asked me to
stay after class and explain
why I was derelict. We went to —-
his office to talk privately.

I told him the truth — that I
hed welling to work He sald,
nnd get Oo wor le a

“°° "You, young lady, are undisci-
pillnedt* I The next.

‘~ “thing EF knew,

+. -tumed me over his knee’
7" feet my voice, He slapped
.. lost my voice, He slapped my

_ ‘behind about two dozen times
and said, “Your father should
* have done this years ago.” oe
: I was furious and “threat- .

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ools do not apply to
. and unlverst pry

versities,

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-according: to my. congultant, =
Joseph Houston, vice-president ~

" mént at Millikin Univeralty, In’.

Decatur oe re |
“Houston seld,."The ‘profess. °-
soi’s behavior'was-totally inap-

gel or otherwise, to put his ~~
stig on thal sludent,.She®

: the of the department or.

hea wget
on the ao the school at ance... - -
_ oe What's -mofe, ‘the young”. —

woman has. grounds, If she
chooses, to sue the professor
_ . forassault.” - | wt
. PS. Me thinks the prof has a
kiinker In his thinker. -: .
Matter of comfort

- Lama male who would Hke’
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“ve and die In pants,

slacks, knickers, cte. ln other
words, why in the world don't -
they wear skirts anymore? « iu
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than a beautiful

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vc Phayer Soo ee

- cause they are more comfort:

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my. deep. bout the . -- siirts: call for girdles ‘and:
crime rate and the...

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‘pants; jeans and slacks is ‘be

‘nylons which’ Gan: be'a. nul:
‘sance, ag Well as an expense. If...

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- under one’s slacks, nobody. ~ -

‘Another reason Is freedom.

of movement. A woman in
trousers can sit any old way,
climb a ladder or bend ever .
without wondering what the .
view is like on aclear day...
The third reason is straight
out of your ‘etter — the words’ =.
“beautiful legs.” Most women's
legs are Nv beautiful. They
are bowed, too skinny ar. too
heavy. Slacks are a superb’
cover. ‘ . oot
Thanks for asking a question
that will make life easier for’
women ‘who havé been under

. fire for this “offence” for the -

past 20 years.
Can you stand another letter
who didn't

on? : va
the two strongest nations

the world, the United States
and Russia, don't to put
a freexe on nuclear wea)

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You are more than an

thelovelorn § colum-

Ann Landers. You mold

pub 9 m, People believe
no you, For the of man.

kind and fits survival, please

ourself to kasue,

—_ od :
saa es a
‘a sul plaguing us‘all.
Dr. James E. Muller of the
Harvard Medical Schoo! said,
“The horrot of nuclear war is
50 great that man oplé
choose to deny it exist PeOP
“An all-out attack on the

' United. States could kill as

-Many as 150 million. Ameri-
cans, Their immune systems,
weakened Sy radiation, would.

*. succumb to fatal diseases. At-

least 80 percent of the doctors
~ would be Incinerated.” | ;
As the Rev. Theodore ‘Hes- -<:+-
at a UCLA’ peace
rally, “The living ‘would envy
thedead.” SO

The New Repubtic pointed .
out in a recent editorial that .
the global arms budget for all
countries is now $550 billion a

.. year, About$100 billion 1s ear-

marked for nuclear: weapons
When one considers that $5

billion,equals the entire annual
‘income of the. poorer half of

~the earth's four billion people,

t

TNT. (This-is 12.5 kllotons)-~

‘not messured in kilotona, but.)
. In-megatons. The yleld would? 7
- pe Sqaivatent to approximate -

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... decision,

‘made it abundantly clear that
loving mother

. a8 you do would rather: not
admitit. :

Peeve ins
sare cutting

ar

The newest nuclear:.bomb

i million” one-ton_ trucks _ -
filed with TNT. °  ~

The Poseldon submarine -

_ carries 16 missiles, each with

10° warheads. Each .warhead

-has three times the explosive 7

' foreeaf that single bombdrop- |
ped on Hiro. a.Wecana- .-
ready kill eve} Russian seven

tlmes. Now we are trying to
build our arms supply so: we
can kill each Russian 14 times. -
The United States and‘ other.
major” powers are- spending .
themselves broke on a war we
dare not let happen.

Jonathan Schnell wrote in
The New Yorker, “The ma-
chinery of destruction is.in
place, poised on a-halr-trigger, .
waiting for the button .to-be ;
pushed by some misguided ‘or ~-
deranged human, or for some -
faulty computer: chip-to send _
out the instructions tofire.”

I implore every person to
sign his er her name across

this column and mall it to |. |:

President’ Ronald Reagan, the

' White House, Washington, D.C. -

An overwhelming. response —

mighl preveft a nuclear. holo-

caust that would mean the end -

of all life on this planet. Do it .

TODAY. Nothing“on. your

calendar can. be tore. impor-
ant. :

Dear Ann Landers: I must
respond to that. woman who
listed. the reasons couples
should. have children. She
implled that those who do not.
are materialistic and selfish.

My husband and have been 4:
married 10 years. We decided,
against having. a family be -
cause we don’t honestly believe —'

’ we would be good parents, We

spent months’ soul-searchin
and discussing the pros and- '
cons, A great many prayers ‘
and yes, tears,.went into that, -
- Having children does-not
automatically make people
loving parents, Nor does it ele-
vate a person to sainthood.
- Parenthood should be .a-privi- —
lege, not a duty. Responding to
the plea, “Make us grandpar-
-ents,” is one of the poorest rea-.
song I know of to bririg a child -
into the world. Please tell Hg) ys),
second géveration to cool It, — a
Un-Maternal And Unashamed” ~
Dear Un: Your letter has .
ide every woman Is not i
get out. The same can be said
of men and fatherhood. .
‘Thanks for having the courage
to support an unpopular point 4
‘af view. Most couples whe feel

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