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by Russell Myers: |

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by Garry Trudeau |

ue ators, ‘#9 help ine, Please
Fime. what-you make of this ..

Monthsagn,. a. friend of a.

man for me. He lives near Cor-

_er-but he went on the wagon a

+, “few:years ago and has made.a
* * "ton of money. a

Our date wag for 7 p. m. Sune“
day. “Herbert” appeared at

“+ ....my ‘door ‘with a box of candy

~. anda red rose. His first words

were, “You are beautiful. I
hope you don’t. mind going to
dinner in a hearse." T thought
he was joking, but he wasn't.
When we gat outside there
..WOS, Sure enough, a hearse
waiting. oO Coot
I asked, “Why this?” He told
me he hates planes and likes to
lie down when he travels sn he
- can’ steep. Since he lives 150
miles frond Corpus, he said, it
seemed like a sensible way to .
make the trip.

There was «large cot in the

", hack and-we'sat on it, We had

a lovely evening. Herbert is a
. Rood talker and a fine dancer.
he took me home in the
hearse, I kept praying the
neighbors wowdn't see us pull -
up. : . oy
He wants to see me again,
but [ don't know whal to make
of him. Do-you think he is
crazy? like hinr ®. bot and
need your opinion. — .
Perpicxed And Mystified
Dear BP. and M:: Crazy?
nor necesari . Offtveat ad
. Also, ma. a,
’ practical joker testing our
~sense:af humor, Al he
sounds as if he might be a lit-
tle loose in his loafers, don’t ~
write him off. He could be a -
gem,
When patient falls in fove .

Dear Ann Landers: I-am =~

Prompted to write ta yau

about a letter from one of your
- readers telling of her falling in
‘love with her psychiatrist.

Thave been a practicing psy-
chiatrist fur half a century,
and I-do know this: sort: of
thing accurs fairly often.

When itthas happened in my
own practice, | never allow the
patient to feel rejected. Rath-
er, 1 ask for help for myself, .
explaining that J must have
sald or done something that
ledher to believe my interest
was more than that of a physi-
cian for his patient, and would
she. please try to remember
what it was so] wan't make
that mistake again.: '

' We ductors do not aiways

communicate. well, and this
skill needs to be constantly pul- -

.. Jshed. Thank you for printing

my letter. —~. A ee. In
Louisville | :
- Dear A.M.D.:. Many psvchia- -

trists wrote to comp about
my advice to dump the doc.

ey askei (gome in a high
' state of dudgeen), “Haven't

>. you ever heard of. transfer: ~~
ence?” ;

[told them, “Yes, of course,
but please ‘o back and read |
the n the patient
_ blurted out ker feelings, the
- psychiatrist reacted with
- amazement and embarrass-
ment.” : .
‘ - A psychiatrist who would he‘
astonished and embarrassed
. by such a confession apparent- |
ly has not heard of transfer-
ence. [ belleve I was right
when I advised her not lo ~
waste any more time or”.
money on his couch.
’ CONFIDENTIAL to Watch-
ing and Waiting for the Green

Light from Ann: Sorry. I can't-.,. .

acredibly zany situation: |...
» When-t was divorced-afew -

us Christi. She told me on the: |
QT. thatthe used to be adrink-

wes. -

Pirgt, a-kid who kites a,
‘check should be made to face

- again, * wn,
Second: It's OK to help

ame called
tgo for it

. musband works for a

My
large firm. He h
been promoted

la a
“black mall.”

vat sanbarramed to tears at
peor presentation. He rea
oan home
way home I tactful
uiggested’ that perhaps 4
should take a course in public
speaking. He sald he coukin’t
_ afford the time and would just
have to learn to do better on
his own. Please somie-
thing tn a hurry ~ .
Have I got a book for him!
Run, don't walk fo the nearest
' boukstore and get a copy. of

Jack Valenti’s Speak Up With °
Ss

' Confidence. Morrow the
publisher, and’ the Canadian
distributor is Gage Publishing -

- It will be the best $14.9
investment you‘have ever
made, - ‘

. Music lesson

"gave me a horn for my birth-
1 ised the instrument

br was lousy at It.
‘Our 8-year-old son started to
by ear and asked if

could take lessons. His. .

teacher sa
practista
prac .
shoukl ie

he is terrifle and
beg him to sto

Very few kids play piano by |

ear and beg for lessons, Most

children don’t like to practise _

and would quit taking lessons
if they could. Many battle-
weary parents who had the
stamina ta hang in there tell
me it was worth the hassle and
they are glad they didn't give
n. : : .

‘Tm so ashamed 1 can hardly
hold-my head up. Last night
boyfriend went too. far.

Nat anit way, but néarly. We
Were in .

rec room down-
stalws and the lights were off.
Mom thought we were still out
ae movie: She came down.
stairs w a flashligh
cause she heard a noise. Well,
nee Doaked hurt i uear

so hurt ft near!
killed me, heaven she
was calm and didn't yeu or
anything. She asked Don to

-_ The Hersitf Friday, Juty 23, 1982, Pages

~ the consequences. Hf he knows: ‘A
Gri

‘ frlend sald she had the perfect’... C4» Se will probably da. Row

t's the way it.

Maybe you two are like the
worm In a jarof horseradish |
— you think jt's the sweetest
lace in the world because it's |
the only place you've ever |
- rl. .

_ | agree with your mom. If
your ove is. real, it will stand '
e teat of time and you'll ap-
preciate each other even more.

Vegetable showdown

one ee

on .

A chiid who is forced to alt-.
at @ table for three hours ss
punishment for not eating bis
vegetables will probably de- .
~-aplse vegetables for the rest of
his life.

Moreover, « mother who en: .

R es ina battle of wills with »

-year-old is behaving like a
pre-adoleacent. She needs to

discuss her problem with‘ a

professional. snd soon. Unless

she gets some hel

ta have more serious prodlems

than his refusal to eat vegeta-
es. oo

Confused love.

Last night my rey 6
and 7, spent ihe t ibelr
‘grandma ms, Tota: y they re

guide me— ~
Anxious In Atwater. co
Tell your mother exactly

she's going:

what you told me. Explain that” ~ :

you don’t want to deprive her
’ or your daughters of the pleas-
ure af the overnight visits but
you must and will if she utlers
one more word to the girls
against thelr grandfather,

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