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By

Mort Waiker & Dik Browne

Hi and Lois ;

THEY CAN'T .
HAVE BABIES! }.

MEN' CAN DO
EVERYTHING.
BETTER
THAN

above had grown through the neck of a broken bottle. Bruce
found the odvity in his garden,

By Mort Walker |

ihe

| tribute to put their Company in
) ft is so often hes turned out,

1 the thought, that they’ ve been’

‘outs. against

-Mial Commission earlier had re- |.
Tused a grant toald what ittermed|

down th

OTTAWA, - Don’t look now
but tha gurgling sound you could
‘be hearIng just might betheCom-
pany of Young’ Canadians going
down for. the third..time ‘in the
river of Its own: self-made ruin,
For the. sorely -’embarrassed
Government desperately: is look
ing around. for'-a.quiet way to
Sink the kooky Company... °°.
Hoping, you inay be sure, that
nobody [a looking, so the. red-
faced Administration can pretend

OTTAWA. OFFBEAT. = =
Canada’s k

ee

that - this. queer, -corporatiott a:
corporation. ca yb.et- cutters
never really exiatéd and the whole

But it isn’t going to-be easy.

There --

Estimates. Js*

. $2,445,000 to: ke

{n business, | =":

ventently “doubled: from .* i
year’s $. 1,200,000, : appears’ in

the Privy Council's -estimates
which even snore, inecnveniently

Miulster Pearson, ‘
‘Back a half dozen or so “tap
penings’* ago, their dismayed
prime ministerlal guardian ax-:

ing on Is just the. phrase for it-

Commons that they would mend
their manners, rémembering that
while indeed they were'*young’’,
they were also Canadians, 7
But they weren't listening,
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sama sort of things that first
made the PM wonder about the
wisdom of adopting them Into hig
administrative family and giving
them $1,200,000 ofthe taxpayers?

business -- monkey business, as
Remembering, if you can stand
given another $2,445,000, what,

thing was. just a bad dream.)

to scuttle this Company ofcut-ups..
and unhappily not in.the. Prime Minister’ and’ every-
Invisible ink -- in-the Federalibody else would have preferred.
a Tittle {tem . of: :
ep the, Company executives, speaking at Water-
i fo... Yao, scorned adults as? geared.’ '
The Company's’ budget, Incon-Fair ball, that. -But then he went
aston to- say. that: with the’ parents

to. call. the shots -~ ‘Jong: hair,
the’. whole weird -works of the
sort of. makes the Young Canas tpeai!* world, ; ;
dians the political wards of Prime.

swinging Company’s “hippies.'*

pressed disappointment inthe way’

they were carrying on- and carry

hoping out loud’ in the House af)

They have. gone “dn doing the

Ei neat: f a
1k PHONE 635-6910 %

. drain?

ing, butmeanwhiletheCompany’s:
Tepresentative has left town by..
Special invitation of the Inuvik

indlanEskimo Assoctation. | ~
.. ITEM: Two, of the Company’ s

Young Canadians werenotmerely|-.
“tinvited' *, to leavetown, but were|
Pin dut of the Northern Alberta

community of Faust on Lesser

Slave Lake. What was it the town oo

didn’t like about the Young Cana-

'dians? Well, among other things,|. ~

what is described as their"care-
less dresa and grooming,’ + which
in less diplomatic terms probably
means they looked more like beat.
alks with their sloppy way-out
cloths and jong hair than the kind
of clean crewecut representatives

ITEM: One of the Company's

being “‘chickens,'? the kids ought

You hear now the PM is. just
about’ out of patience with his

©) Kina Féetarse Spadicaie. ex.. 196), Would righes

“No wonder we have trouble finding husbands

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Triple “A” Instructor

did they do with’ that starting
$1,200,000. that the Prime-Mial-
ster found so distasttal? .

Well, since ‘the Company's in-
itlal hi-jiuks are scarcely news
any
ass ,

1. Gave $4,000 of thetaxpayers
‘| money to. the Student, Union ‘for
|; |. Peace. Action,.2 college: peacontk
a “protest: groupttat staged 4 alt: :
-Gown at. the gates of d key RCAF.

‘base, | sit-outs iat..tHe American’
Enibassy doors: here, end shout.
inst former UN Ambas-:
sador “Adlai Stevenson, of ‘all,
un-warlike people,

this “beatnik brand of political’

mora, to be brief, such things |

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For Imperial

action,’ *). . ;

2, Staged anti-American pro-'
Communist “protests’' on the
steps of the American Consulate |
in Toronto,

: |... 9, Clreulated a Company]
| newsletter’! written with some.

four-letter words from the lava
tory wall lexicon,-

4. Distributed another “nawy-
sletter’’ charging that the Cana-
dian political status quo was the |

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T DON'T HAVE. -
ANY... LITTLE.

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LAST TIME 1 RALL

_{do-gooding dream?”

-{@ppeal based on:

her? Now the, Crown is’ appeal.

|| if thera ara preschoolers inthe

‘|: Young children who will put any»
| jBeen known to drink kerosene and

| the: digestive tract to the blood,

c2It can get to the lungs 90 mils
‘putes after it hus been swallowed |] -
Serious, pulmonary |i

“implacable foe! df youth, hope. J-
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structures,** wo,

The Prime Minister didn't like

it ‘a bit, and sald so when asked

in Parliament what was going on in

ferment,

_ But that was only Chapter One
in the Company's
Chronicle of Calamity. . .
- So what has the Company been
doing since the Prime Miyister
more in sorrow than in -anger
lamented that this wasn' tthesort
of thing expected of it when it
$merged, shining bright out of a
professional poverty .-. figher's

ITEM: The R.C.M.P. © ralded|

a booze-up at fruvik, the Arctic|;

town on the Mackenzie River délta
arrested & Young Canadian of the

Company. for. giving Nquor to ani,
‘)under-age Eskimo girl. There was

8... conviction, and-a- suceassful
the - questtons.
how do you--tell ithe age of an
Eskimo glx] simply by looking at

Don’t let tots

home, kebp. furniture polish-and
other cleaning aids out of thelr

thing: in thelr; mouths ‘and -Kaye

the Company's  ranksofsoclal-.

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